Have you got any really bad local facilities near you?
This has got to be the worst crazy golf course in the UK, if not the world.
It's in Windsor, I've been past it several times and have never seen anybody using it.
(http://www.davethewave.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/noz/windsor-golf-course.jpg)
Oh my son lives in Windsor, I'm sure he wouldn't think of playing there. It looks very dull and boring. Not a blade of grass in sight :o