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Title: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: GrannieAnnie on June 24, 2008, 11:27:58
I heard one of Monet's waterlily paintings is being auctioned which would look
splendid in your living room during the winter.
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: debster on June 24, 2008, 11:33:31
yes i totally agree but got too many Renoirs, and van goghs already there and they do clash with monets style dont they  ;D
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: grawrc on June 24, 2008, 11:37:33
I already have my Turners and the Bosch room ... I was at the Orangerie in Paris quite recently and, do you know, when you get real close to those waterlilies they're really just big smudges of pint! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 24, 2008, 12:09:14
SHOW ME THE MONET!

-Mummy, what's that a painting of?
-It's supposed to be a horse, dear
-Then why isn't it?
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: GrannieAnnie on June 24, 2008, 18:20:07
Oi, you bunch ain't got an ounce of culture in your blood, 'av you.
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 24, 2008, 18:48:37
I found a couple of paintings in the loft, and I took them to the Antiques Roadshow, just in case they were worth something. The painting expert said they were Pollocks, but I quite liked them
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: grawrc on June 24, 2008, 19:25:46
Well Pollocks' work would be in my loft too if I had any! ;D ;D
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 24, 2008, 19:35:16
fancy being told we ain't got no Culture..........by an American person  ;D
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: GrannieAnnie on June 25, 2008, 15:07:23
Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 24, 2008, 19:35:16
fancy being told we ain't got no Culture..........by an American person  ;D
We like to keep our small pockets of culture well hidden. Keeps them from becoming too common ;D
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Lindsay on June 25, 2008, 16:17:19
A mere £40.1 million! 

What a wonderful birthday present - I told my husband he didn't have to bother, but he insisted!!!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: manicscousers on June 25, 2008, 17:35:01
money and sense comes to mind  ???
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: OllieC on June 25, 2008, 17:39:47
Quote from: manicscousers on June 25, 2008, 17:35:01
money and sense comes to mind  ???

Ah, 2 of the things I appear to be lacking at the moment.
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 25, 2008, 18:24:13
Quote from: GrannieAnnie on June 25, 2008, 15:07:23
Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 24, 2008, 19:35:16
fancy being told we ain't got no Culture..........by an American person  ;D
We like to keep our small pockets of culture well hidden. Keeps them from becoming too common ;D

the closest most Americans come to culture is eating a yoghurt

(I really am only joking)
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: grawrc on June 25, 2008, 19:00:53
I think you could probably say exactly the same about the British RT. There's more to US culture than Jackson Pollock and Andy Warhol - great composers, scientists, artists, musicians, writers .. and much more.

My own favourites would include Gershwin, Duke Ellington, Chomsky, Henry James, Mark Twain.... oh and Catch 22 is one of my "best books"!!!
Anyway sorry for being serious about what was, I think, intended as a frivolous comment, but I wouldn't want Annie to get the wrong idea!!!!!! :o :o :o ;)
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 25, 2008, 19:21:39
I agree completelyand i'm joking. Mind you, the first great American contribution to world culture was Abstract Expressionism ie Jackson Pollock etc. You could say Jazz, but lots of Jazz musicians would swear blind it was African, or you could say Western Films (come again?). Pop  Art was British

My ideal dinner party would be mostly made up of Americans. Course Stan Laurel was English, but i'd sooner have Ollie by a long way

Ps I live in about the most depressing chav-tastic place imaginable
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: OllieC on June 25, 2008, 19:28:26
Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 25, 2008, 19:21:39
i'd sooner have Ollie by a long way

I'd be delighted!
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: GrannieAnnie on June 25, 2008, 19:45:43
What shall we wear for the dinner?

(Just remembered, when we were raising our children and working on table manners our standard reminder was that it was important because "some day you might have to eat with the Queen of England.")
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: grawrc on June 25, 2008, 19:57:16
OMG what a threat  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: grawrc on June 25, 2008, 20:00:18
... she's been dead for over 400 years!!!!
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 25, 2008, 21:05:06
the Queen eats out of Tupperware containers, so we'd all probably be OK

course there are lots of pockets of culture in America - there's the British Embassy, the French Embassy, the Italian Embassy.........first rule of comedy - if nobody laughs the first time, try again, and again, and again....
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: mc55 on June 25, 2008, 21:08:36
Quote from: grawrc on June 25, 2008, 19:00:53
My own favourites would include Gershwin, Duke Ellington, Chomsky, Henry James, Mark Twain.... oh and Catch 22 is one of my "best books"!!!

not quite on topic, but Catch 22 is one of my alltime favourite books ... when we were trying kitten names we tried Yossarian, Major Major and Major Duck (on a theme) but they just didn't quite suit him.

I'll get me coat now ...
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: OllieC on June 25, 2008, 21:16:00
My dad wanted to call me Yossarian. It's in my top 10 books too.
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: grawrc on June 25, 2008, 21:52:44
See what you started Grannie Annie!! ;)
Title: Re: So, are you popping over to Christie's today?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on June 25, 2008, 21:55:01
if you read it at the right time it changed your life - even people who weren't there remembered exactly what happened next - everyone has a share - help the Bombardier -  Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear............

I had a copy when I went to South Africa in the bad days. The customs bloke ( a cheery person) said  - I wonder if this is on the banned list? He let it through, but it was on the banned list (encourages questioning of military decisions)