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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Froglegs on April 20, 2008, 21:31:35

Title: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 20, 2008, 21:31:35
here theres a new sheriff in town. ;D
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: star on April 21, 2008, 00:26:08
 ;D ;)
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: aromatic on April 21, 2008, 00:32:36
 :-* ;D ;) :P :-* ;D ;)
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: ACE on April 21, 2008, 07:41:34
Now he lives just down the road from me, they decided to elect him High Sheriff of the Island. Caused a lot of resentment from some quarters, but he is a good ambassador. Cuts quite a dash in his breeeches don't he.
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: valmarg on April 21, 2008, 19:42:10
Any relation to Bobby Shaftoe? ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Biscombe on April 21, 2008, 20:36:43
heheheh!!!!! chuckling away here! always found him quite twee myself! proof!!
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 21, 2008, 21:28:42
Quote from: ACE on April 21, 2008, 07:41:34
Now he lives just down the road from me.
Did not realise he lived on the Island thought he just parked the boat there. :-\
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Lauren S on April 21, 2008, 21:58:56
He'd do anything for attention... ::)...If there is one man who is DESPERATE for a knighthood it has to be him.
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 22, 2008, 14:32:15
No....... :o
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: valmarg on April 22, 2008, 15:26:44
If Salman Rushdie, Tom Jones, Sean Connery, et al can get a knighthood, I'd tell the queen she could keep it.  I think it is a very devalued 'honour'. ;D ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 23, 2008, 12:38:46
Tom's a Sir..... :o well if that's all it takes   :-[ come on girls throw ya smalls at me. ;)       ;D
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Heldi on April 23, 2008, 13:36:15
Not so "smalls" judging by the lose weight thread  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Carol on April 23, 2008, 14:10:49
Ahem?  is that Alan Titchmarsh?  I thought he lived in Yorkshire?  Why don't people like alan,  he is OK.   ;)
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Heldi on April 23, 2008, 17:12:01
I could never forgive him for doing Pebble Mill  :)
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: redimp on April 23, 2008, 18:55:55
Quote from: valmarg on April 22, 2008, 15:26:44
If Salman Rushdie, Tom Jones, Sean Connery, et al can get a knighthood, I'd tell the queen she could keep it.  I think it is a very devalued 'honour'. ;D ;D

valmarg

oooh er - we agree once again.  However, I will spoil it by saying that the whole honours she bang should be redone and made into civil and military honours - not royal ones.  And then to paraphrase you valmarg - I would tell the Queen that she can keep the whole monarchy thing - might put it slightly less politely though ;D

PS - I quite like Alan Titchmarsh :-[
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: valmarg on April 23, 2008, 19:22:19
I'm not all bad RC honest ;D

I've read the small print, and I like him as well.

valmarg
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 23, 2008, 22:38:53
Quote from: Heldi on April 23, 2008, 13:36:15
Not so "smalls" judging by the lose weight thread  :P  ;D
:o    ;D
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: valmarg on April 23, 2008, 22:54:57
aka bloomers ;D ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Heldi on April 24, 2008, 13:54:36
He's alright really....but if he came into my town wearing those tights and those shoes I'd have to say "Oi Titchmarch.......noooo!"

;D
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 24, 2008, 20:51:17
Oh i don't know...he would look good standing under Ace's chandelier. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: ACE on April 24, 2008, 22:46:43
Two words, one of them's off!
Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Froglegs on April 25, 2008, 13:13:23
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Title: Re: Ace i...
Post by: Heldi on April 25, 2008, 13:31:23
pmsl  ;D

Thought is was a great idea Frog !

What if Titch polished his buckles a bit more and stuck a few mosaics on his coat?