Here's a starter, it's dedicated to those who are still struggling to find an allotment!
The finished item is on it's way.
(You have to sing it really, really loud to the 'South Pacific movie tune' There Ain't nothing like a dame. -Of course you know it!!
There is nothing like a plot, (Nothing in the world)
There is nothing I have got, that is anything like a plot.
My mate has cabbages and peas,
He has leeks up to his knees,
He has lettuces and radishes,
And broccolli to freeze,
He has beetroot and tomatoes,
Loads of carrots and shallots,
What aint I got? I got no plot.
Tee Hee I like it ;D
and there's more...
Heart Beet
Do you carrot at all for me?
My heart beets for you,
With your turnip nose
And your radish face.
You are a peach.
If we cantaloupe,
Lettuce marry.
Weed make a swell pear.
;D ;D Roy
That's great. What talents out there.