Time to get those trogs off guys and go naked gardening...
http://wngd.org/ (http://wngd.org/)
Would have to go on a major diet first!!!! LOL ;D ;D
It would be one way of getting the allotment to myself - be afraid, be very afraid :D
Garden naked?!? In Wales?!?.....Are you mad!!!
It takes till June for me to go out without my thermals ;D
cj :)
That would save a fortune on pesticide......................RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, I'M IN THE NIP ;D ;D ;D ;D
Can`t say I would like to prune brambles in a state of undress :D
I think it is a smashing idea, trouble is if I bent over to weed I wouldn't be able to see, my vision would be blocked!!
Maybe we should have a competition for the biggest melons or cukes on the same day to entertain the crowds.
XX Jeannine
just thinking about all that and steel toecapped boots to stop people hurting their feet ;D ;D
Would if only 30 years younger but everything heading south these days
;D
why can't I see anything? Might think it's something right up my street if I could have a look!
who are the essentric couple i saw on the box, huge house and opened their gardens to the pubic (i mean public!) Yes and they done their digging naked even when the visitors came!!! Euerrrrggghhh the man should have kept his dibber undercover!!!! lol!!
oooh all that fruit and veg dangling around is enough to put me off my fruit and veg, i already see enough bare botties in a day at work to not want to see them in the garden ::)
gunnerbee are you thinking of malmsbury abbey gardens? the first time we went there they had some cloths on(not a lot) the gardens are fantastic and it was a really enjoyable day so I was looking forward to a repeat until we reached a small bridge that overlooks the river part and saw a stark naked man posing against a tree!!! well it seemed it was naked day OH says I,m not going in there I won,t know where to look. so that was the end of our day out and he refuses to go back just in case
marg
Oh this sounds like Wreck Beach in Vancouver...bare bums abound as do boobs etc all in a friendly jovial atmosphere with jazz bands and bare bum volley ball,
Maybe on the special day they will do Poetry among the peas or Bard in the compost,music while you mulch.
XX Jeannine
PS If you are visiting Vancouver, Wreck Beach is for real..look it up !!
I wouldn't go naked. People would only laugh.......... :o
Quote from: springbokgirlie on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00
Would have to go on a major diet first!!!! LOL ;D ;D
Dont worry, noone will bother about what you look like. If you can do it and want to do it, just go for it!
its all about the freedom of not wearing clothes, not showing off your body.
I'd do it myself (and i am no fashion model) only i am too over looked in my garden.
Hmmm gives new meaning to "eating a diet of raw food" ?? ;)
you'd need to watch out for the nettles wouldn't you?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: gunnerbee on March 08, 2008, 21:25:50
who are the essentric couple i saw on the box, huge house and opened their gardens to the pubic (i mean public!) Yes and they done their digging naked even when the visitors came!!! Euerrrrggghhh the man should have kept his dibber undercover!!!! lol!!
Definitely Malmesbury Abbey Gardens. Ian and Barbara Pollard are the naked owners/gardeners. I visited in 2006 and I didn't see anyone completely naked but noticed that Ian was dressed in a short smock. When he bent down it was obvious that he wasn't wearing underpants! :o
The gardens are beautiful, especially when the bulbs are out and well worth a visit.
As I was booked in to have my blood pressure checked this morning I was a bit concerned about looking at the link :) :)
Lets just say that I don't have my belly button pierced as I'd be worried that the 'bejewelled belly button clasp' might get tangled in my shoe laces!!!!!!
funny IE7 won't let me access the site, but Firefox will.
It would save having to buy a dibber?
Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on March 10, 2008, 13:44:57
funny IE7 won't let me access the site, but Firefox will.
It would save having to buy a dibber?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
sounds a bit painful though!!!!!
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I think some dibbers work better than others, if you see what I mean
Depends on what seed you want to plant I suppose....... :P
truth is, I look better with me kit off than I do with clothes on. Everyone says so :o ;D
Prove it
Everyone......why wasn't I asked?!!!!
Quotetruth is, I look better with me kit off than I do with clothes on. Everyone says so
You could set up a poll with 2 pics for us to compare ;D
cj :)
If I was intended to do anything around my lottie nekkid then which sadist invented brambles??? :o
I am asking Tin Shed... and where is Kenkew when there is a photo competition in the offing
Quote from: carolinej on March 10, 2008, 19:39:21
Quotetruth is, I look better with me kit off than I do with clothes on. Everyone says so
You could set up a poll with 2 pics for us to compare ;D
cj :)
I never said I looked good, I just said better. Maybe when the weather warms up, I'll get me Instamatic out............
chicken
Quote from: Jeannine on March 10, 2008, 19:33:46
Prove it
I could show you a couple of testimonials if you don't believe me
:o :o :o
yes deffo prove it
get em off get em off get em off,
get your bits out get your bits out get your bits out for the girls
get your bits out for the girls
I could show you a couple of testimonials if you don't believe me
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Is that what they are called nowadays.........ding dong ;D
Bet the only interesting red long thingy is the rhubarb.
Oh gerremoff! If yer man enough! ;D ;D ;D 8)
Quote from: star on March 10, 2008, 21:55:38
Oh gerremoff! If yer man enough! ;D ;D ;D 8)
course i'll need something to hide my modesty. Just wait while I sow some Yard Long Beans
Oh now you're bragging. I am going to send a PM to JRP he hs a thing about bodyparts.
If you wait till the summer, RT, I will send you a fig leaf - the tree is a bit bare at the moment!!!!
My privet is flourishing will that cover it
let's leave your privets out of it Jeannine.
i'm running out of Naturist jokes, as I posted some other ones on another thread.
Here's on from a seaside postcard
Bloke Naturist - "I'm pleased to meet you!"
Girl Naturist - "Blimey, I can see you are!!!"
A naked man fears no pickpockets.
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A harp is a nude piano.
Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Never cook bacon when you're naked.
;D ;D ;D