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General => The Shed => Topic started by: tim on February 22, 2008, 08:59:47

Title: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: tim on February 22, 2008, 08:59:47
Gaily offered the flooring chap help by lifting some 8'x2' sheets of Chipboard part way up a stair well.

Shamed - could only just get one off the floor!!
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: Deb P on February 22, 2008, 10:07:51
My OH is a carpenter and says you have nothing to be ashamed of.....chipboard is deceptively heavy!

I remember reading somewhere that a 65 year old man has the same strength as a 25 year old woman.............presumably that was before everyone went to the gym and female bodybuilders were commonplace!
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: kenkew on February 22, 2008, 11:38:10
It wasn't too long ago I could manage all the pieces of a double wardobe up stairs and put the whole thing together alone including the mirrors. Last New Year I only just managed to get a single one upstairs and I bumped it on every step!
My left shoulder is still giving me problems!
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: betula on February 22, 2008, 11:46:05
I know that feeling.Yesterday I went to move the wheelbarrow full of weeds etc from a new bed I am making and I could not shift it an inch.Ended up forking half of it out. ;D
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: tim on February 22, 2008, 12:51:07
My chap got the 12 sheets up 2 long flights & laid in 3 hours.
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: Froglegs on February 22, 2008, 12:55:38
A good reason to grow Spinach then Tim. ;)
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: kenkew on February 22, 2008, 15:45:20
Shackle him to the shed for future use, Tim!!
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: GrannieAnnie on February 23, 2008, 01:14:14
Quote from: kenkew on February 22, 2008, 11:38:10
It wasn't too long ago I could manage all the pieces of a double wardobe up stairs and put the whole thing together alone including the mirrors. Last New Year I only just managed to get a single one upstairs and I bumped it on every step!
My left shoulder is still giving me problems!

Two years ago I was moving a ladder so the grandkids could measure a sunflower. The ladder grabbed suddenly at the turf, I felt a pop and knew I'd torn my rotator cuff. Half a year later had the surgery. I realized then old age has been knocking. The body is drying up. Well, it was a good run while it lasted.
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: caroline7758 on February 23, 2008, 09:19:35
Best get Bruce Forsyth round!
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: ACE on February 23, 2008, 10:10:12
I bet he was glad when you got out of the way. I am often offered help which is offered with the best of intentions, but I always try to put them off, as they just get in the bloody way. I bet the delivery men think the same about me when they see what they think is an ancient old fogey offering help. Little do they know that they are dealing with somebody that has a black belt in origami.
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: kenkew on February 23, 2008, 10:57:42
I have a 'FIL' here who has his hands sewn on the wrong wrists! Absolutely hopless but full of good intentions. When I decorated his front room he was for-ever laying hands on the paper to stop it curling.....I stopped him by continually pasting his hands!
Title: Re: Decrepitude - not nice!
Post by: GrannieAnnie on February 24, 2008, 11:00:26
Quote from: ACE on February 23, 2008, 10:10:12
I bet he was glad when you got out of the way. I am often offered help which is offered with the best of intentions, but I always try to put them off, as they just get in the bloody way. I bet the delivery men think the same about me when they see what they think is an ancient old fogey offering help. Little do they know that they are dealing with somebody that has a black belt in origami.
:) :) :)