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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on November 02, 2007, 15:40:35

Title: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: ACE on November 02, 2007, 15:40:35
We are having a big juicy steak and a couple of bottles of wine tonight. Goodbye.

PS If that don't work I will try bacon for breakfast.



What's the use of a long and happy life if you can't enjoy it.
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: Melbourne12 on November 02, 2007, 16:12:26
Remember to have a nice big glass of fruit juice to start the brekkie.  :o
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: froglets on November 02, 2007, 16:35:42
That's ma Boy. ;)
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: manicscousers on November 02, 2007, 16:39:41
chocolate cake and cream to finish, that'll do the trick  ;D
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: ninnyscrops on November 02, 2007, 18:49:51
.....and strong coffee and maybe a glass of port  ;)
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: lorna on November 02, 2007, 19:34:53
Trying to come to terms with giving up salt and butter (Doctor's orders) but I am bu***red if I am giving up anything else!!
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: cambourne7 on November 02, 2007, 19:37:15
hokum

I aint giving up anything i enjoy life is 2 short!!
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: katynewbie on November 02, 2007, 19:44:26
 ;D :'(

Can someone tell me what's wrong with fruit juice? Saw it on a list of things to avoid the other day, still don't understand why it's bad for you...

:-\
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: tartonterro on November 02, 2007, 19:56:08
if its so bad for us why did all my grandparents live into their eightys and ninetees???? only difference i can see with then and now is all the chemicals used in producing the processed meats and the red meat (antibiotics etc)
but doing my bit by growing the food on the lotti with as little chemicals as possible - they have there place but only as a last resort
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: purple sprouting on November 02, 2007, 21:14:17
Hi,

I've got a bit of a problem with all of this.........first of all we are nagged about what is bad for us, don't drink, don't eat cheese, drink coffee, tea, or whatever it is this week but then..
every other headline is about how the ageing population is living too long and becoming a burden on our society.

Can't win!!!! 
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: valmarg on November 02, 2007, 21:57:22
Even bread and water will be bad for us if 'they' insist on putting folic acid in flour.

But the good side is that if you're thirsty, beer is better for you than water ;D.

valmarg
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: ACE on November 02, 2007, 22:51:12
Well I am still here, I even tried waffles, maple syrup and cream, Her indoors felt a bit queasy, so I had to eat half of hers. Perhaps I will go in my sleep, Oh well I will find out in the morning, or will I? how will I know? Better have a gin to clear my head.
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: katynewbie on November 02, 2007, 23:48:07
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ah well, R.I.P. Ace, hell of a way to go!

;)
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: northener on November 03, 2007, 09:54:57
Don't forget to fry the bacon Ace.
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: Fork on November 03, 2007, 10:04:24
Sure I saw somewhere that there are more calories in a pint if orange juice than there are in a pint of guiness.

Breakfasts are going to be different  ;D
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: saddad on November 03, 2007, 10:17:18
You won't live any longer if you follw the advice, but you will be so miserable that it will feel like it!
;D
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: theothermarg on November 03, 2007, 20:40:59
couldn,t help thinking of a woman near us that died of breast cancer last year
she was vegan, never drank anything stronger than soya milk, spent a fortune at the health food shop what was the point! enjoy life while you,v got it thats what I say
marg
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: kenkew on November 03, 2007, 21:08:20
Peanut butter sarnies at 3AM....very good for the snore chords. (The neighbours will finish you off...saves effort.) :D
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: Hyacinth on November 04, 2007, 09:09:45
Quote from: theothermarg on November 03, 2007, 20:40:59
couldn,t help thinking of a woman near us that died of breast cancer last year
she was vegan, never drank anything stronger than soya milk, spent a fortune at the health food shop what was the point! enjoy life while you,v got it thats what I say
marg

....if her C was oestrogen+ the poor lady was feeding it. :(....I was given a big warning to keep away from soy products...not that I'd ever intended to knowingly get within 500yards of the stuff, mind :o

And the difference between beer and water in my local is zilch, I reckon..
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: cambourne7 on November 04, 2007, 21:47:56
we will be ok if we have onions

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069343.stm
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: robkb on November 05, 2007, 10:01:48
Quote from: cambourne7 on November 04, 2007, 21:47:56
we will be ok if we have onions

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069343.stm

Goodie, I'll add them to my sausage sarnie!

Cheers,
Rob ;)
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: twinkletoes on November 05, 2007, 11:05:00
Oh yum - sausage sarnie with onions - or better still, bacon sarnie with onions.......double yum!   (Of course the bacon must be fried!)
Twinkletoes
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: Hyacinth on November 05, 2007, 11:07:58
Quote from: twinkletoes on November 05, 2007, 11:05:00
   (Of course the bacon must be fried!)
Twinkletoes

in lard, natch ;D
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: Hyacinth on November 05, 2007, 11:13:37
Uh-uh!!!!! Anyone there wish to speak to anyone here? ACE, where are you?

Might it have been that middle-of-the-night snack of toast with beef dripping & loadsa salt  that sent him on his way?

Mind you, if so...he'll prob be downing bowls of Ambrosia - the food of the Gods by now - made with full-cream milk of course :D
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: theothermarg on November 05, 2007, 16:39:18
they reckon some people are so obsessed with eating healthy that they starve themselfs that was one I do know another, she has dreadful headaches!!
mmmm lamb chops for tea it won,t be me
marg
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: ACE on November 05, 2007, 16:57:08
Quote from: Alishka_Maxwell on November 05, 2007, 11:13:37
Ambrosia

Do you know I was doing quite nicely till that stupid bint Yvette Fielding came poking about.

Now then Ambrosia, I take it you mean the stuff that comes in a tin, I can't stand it, unless it has a mars bar melted in it.
Title: Re: SUICIDE TONIGHT
Post by: Hyacinth on November 05, 2007, 17:42:12
Quote from: ACE on November 05, 2007, 16:57:08
Quote from: Alishka_Maxwell on November 05, 2007, 11:13:37
Ambrosia


Now then Ambrosia, I take it you mean the stuff that comes in a tin, I can't stand it, unless it has a mars bar melted in it.

Yep! That's the stuff an I like yer fancy improvement. Eat it straight out of the tin...yer don't need a spoon -  a 16-pack of Cadbury's Flakes dipped in and swirled round'll do nicely.