Thanks to and idea 'Star' gave me when I saw her dog/tree pic....here's a thread with your pic's for a 'Star' caption from you...here's my pic and feeble caption..
No tie, no entry...vamoose!
I hear your mum is quite a cow round these parts......
Im flattered Ken..........*blush* :-*
" Definitely garlic"
"Do you think if we stand still enough, no one will notice we have glued our noses together with a bit of straw for a laugh?...."
"Do we look like sheep you stupid dog"
"I can see right up your nostril".............
If I were giving out prizes I'd give one to Star, one to FL and one to Deb P.
All the others so far are rubbish.
" look into my eyes dog ..you are feeling sleepy...when i count to 3 you will wake up ...and think your a cat"
You are a card Ken, only the three of us innit so far..........was I not s'posed to notice ??? ;D ;D ;D
There are?
Well, I'll be blowed!... :o
You will never guess what i have just heard!!!.
"Go on..nobodies looking ...give us a kiss."
Anyone with a new pic for here? It really does help being a little crazy, eh? ::)
Poooh! You've got smelly breath. :P
"Right .. here's the plan. You're on your way to the slaughterhouse unless we execute an escape worthy of a Disney cartoon.
COWS! Gather on the left-hand side of the fence near the chicken shed and pay particular attention to the small gap 45 degrees to the right. The wire is very thin there and if you all pull together (as a herd) you can break through it easily.
When I give the signal (4 short barks) then run like f**k!
When we are all safe in Mr. Grodfeld's barn (approximately 2.3 miles up the A365 - turn left at the bus shelter) then we'll discuss the Disney Deal.
101 Freesians I reckon!
On your marks ... get set .....
"I hate thunder."
I wanted to be a priest before I was a nun.....
When i'm thirsty i can limbo under anything ;D
8, 9, 10.....coming ready or not!.............
Does this colour suit me ;D
Ive only just manged to get the paint out my furr from the last time !
If i pretend to be an allotment i might get some attention :)
"Is that all I'm going to get on my wedding day?...Hahahaha!"
Wish I'd used a normal tie....... this stick-on's going to really pull my chest hairs later.