...I noticed the hazel tree in front of my house....
....It was chucking nuts all over the place...
So, I thought....what a waste. I could do something with them...maybe not eat 'em...there a bit small, but they must be good for something...So...I gathered some up....
...Laid out a few tools....
...and a few more...
...and with a tin of fresh nuts tried to make my mind up which one to start on....then there was this little voice....It came twice...sort of like this...
So, off we went. Among all the drilling and shaving and cutting and rasping and chuckling (not me chuckling...the nutty ones did that)...we sort of ended up with a nut or two far happier now than they before, just laying there waiting to get kicked, or worse still, run over!
The ranks were swelling...
But...There was a problem. Apparently, all new Nutty's have to be inspected on completion, (Yes, it was a suprise to me too). An inspection by the terrible 'Ma Grazz' is really something else. She's a real terror by all accounts but I wasn't too worried until it happened.....! The cry went out...
Sure enough! In no time at all, Ma Grazz landed on the work bench....Oooo!
Talk about panic! Everyone was running around not knowing what to do...they had to line-up for inspection but they were all over the place enjoying a bit of freedom and...well, just panicking...sort of...
Some tried to hide, some lined up properly, some just lost it...
...
...and so began the inspection...
"Mmmm...you use furniture polish on this?"
( to be continued )
Ken, I think its completely safe to say:
You're a nutter!!
I'm also a Twiggy...!
"Yup, I was right, furniture polish...get it off, lad!"
"Right, who's next? Good heavens, got to inspect that mess of hair over there."
"What the heck is that in your nose? That's disgusting!"
(to be continued)
Ken, you are Mad! - But we love it!!!!!
Looks like you had a fun time bringing them all to life - keep up the good work
Kathi
"Well, I've had enough of my friends being pulled to bits by Ma Grizz...I'm off to tell me mam."
"She's doing what?...Right, wait here, I'll go and get yer father."
Berdum-boom...Berdum-boom...
Mother shouts, Father wakes up, and pushing the heavy door-mat out of the way, pokes his head over the lip of the mat and gives Ma Grizz 'the evil stare' with his one good eye...
Wacky Baccy must be good in your neck of the woods!!
Only Joking ;) very nice Ken!
Ma Grizz get's the message from 'Big Daddy' and does a runner....
thank you for giving me such a laugh. todays my birthday and i've had a bit of wine but your 'nuts' had me in fits
Happy Birthday, Shed'.. Hope it wasn't all bad. Thanks for the comment...all is not finished yet!
Sorry I've not saved you a drop of this on your special day...
So, the Nutty's had a close encounter but how lucky was that, eh?...Phew! They live to enjoy another day thanks to Big Daddy.....
Enjoyed that Ken, keep em coming..... ;D ;D ;D
Some people thought the Nutty's were crackers...(or should be cracked)
...But others thought they were very lucky to be nutty's.
The End.
LOL :D
I hate to ask.... but what's a cheggy ?? ???
;D ;D ;D Awesomely funny!! I need a beer...... ;D ;D
Don't have too many of my favourite ones, they make you....
Where did you get my photo? ;D
Nuts Ken, And LOOK at all those single malt corks!!!!!
Next you will tell me they were saved over years and years!!! ;D