We are always moaning about the people that run the country. If you had the chance what would you do.
(hello is this ace getting serious?)
I would start a ministry of pies, then appoint myself as Pie Minister. I would get rid of all pies that do not come up to standard and only pass the ones that I have personally tasted, providing the bribe is a big enough dish of hot processed peas to soak them in.
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j233/albyback/av_pies-1.gif)
Could it be you Ace. ;D
Washed down by a pint of real ale served by a topless serving wench. ;)........... Where do i put my X Ace. ;D
I would be Minister of Pensions and take the pensions from the MP's who took us to war ill equiped, and those who skimped on our lad's and families payouts when killed or disabled, fighting for their country's leaders.
Sorry to be so depressing. >:( (I feel better now) :)
Well, seeing as we're getting all political, I would be minister for what the hell is Gordon Brown doing having a nice cup of tea and a biscuit with the arch enemy of the Labour party?
You really would not like it if I ruled the country,Oh OK I`d sort the economy,stop gun crime and teenagers would be nice boys and girls-but I`d bring back public flogging for those growing Money Maker ;D
Quote from: froglegs on September 13, 2007, 15:01:42
Washed down by a pint of real ale served by a topless serving wench. ;)........... Where do i put my X Ace. ;D
Much more interesting if it were a topless servo wrench?
Quote from: pg on September 14, 2007, 08:15:13
Quote from: froglegs on September 13, 2007, 15:01:42
Washed down by a pint of real ale served by a topless serving wench. ;)........... Where do i put my X Ace. ;D
Much more interesting if it were a topless servo wrench?
Mmm..no ..i right the first time. ;)
Much more interesting if it were a servo croat wench tasting Ginger ice cream? ;D
Quote from: petengade on September 14, 2007, 17:16:33
servo croat wench tasting Ginger ice cream? ;D
Feeling all poetic, what about a
"hastily constructed creosote fence coated with something obscene?"
Or maybe this is too random for this time of night?!
"hastily constructed creosote fence coated with something obscene?"
Or maybe this is too random for this time of night?!"
seemed to make perfect sense to me at 4.30am this morn - less so now, tho ???
Me, I'd be Minister of Chips.....perfect double-fried chips....even those cold left-over limp pallid chips from the chippie that seemed such a good idea the nite before? You could get Religion Real Bad & believe in the Resurrection if you fried them again in hot oil.......yep! I'm up for being Taster-in-Chief of CHIPS.....oh! and pickled onions an pickled eggs anorl. Know how to multi-task, me...... ;D
Bring back Guy Fawks