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Title: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: manicscousers on August 07, 2007, 12:20:17

I've started the ball rolling with this tomato
anyone got anything stranger ?

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Post by: shirlton on August 10, 2007, 18:10:03

Picked this today

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Post by: manicscousers on August 10, 2007, 18:47:01

reminds me of someone ? ;D
father christmas !! ;D

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Post by: Trixiebelle on August 14, 2007, 11:31:43

ZEBEDEE :D

http://www.completecollections.co.uk/acatalog/rhMR03.jpg

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Post by: norfolklass on August 14, 2007, 11:47:10

this is the ugliest thing I've dug up so far:
(have been trying to upload the photo but it just won't load â€" will try again later ::))

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: manicscousers on August 14, 2007, 13:19:44

we've just pulled a parsnip up with it's legs crossed ;D
trouble is, Ray's stored it away before I took a piccy :)

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Post by: Trixiebelle on August 14, 2007, 13:29:56

MANICS! ALL my parsnips look like they're dying for a wee ;D

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Post by: Jeannine on August 14, 2007, 13:33:12

They get quite cosy in my deep beds

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Post by: Jeannine on August 14, 2007, 13:35:14

Tomato friends maybe

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Post by: legendaryone on August 14, 2007, 13:41:43

Wow there is certaintly some weird going ons in peoples allotments ;D ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on August 14, 2007, 13:47:19

love the carrots, jeannine, they're so sweet ;D

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Post by: norfolklass on August 16, 2007, 14:08:35

ugly spud:

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Post by: Biscombe on August 16, 2007, 15:52:03

Got some peter (thingy) peppers will take a pic later! ::)

Thingy indeed!!!! I said peni*

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Post by: SMP1704 on August 19, 2007, 13:56:46

How about this selection of comedy carrots.

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Post by: asbean on August 19, 2007, 14:13:29

These wouldn't make it to the supermarket either :D :D :D

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Post by: asbean on August 20, 2007, 12:49:09

And another ;D

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Post by: kenkew on August 20, 2007, 20:23:18

I found a partner for yours, Asbean.... :o

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Post by: manicscousers on August 20, 2007, 20:54:07

good grief, kk, that's the weirdest so far ;D
looks like a lifebelt ;D
ray says it needs haemorrhoid cream, has it been eating too many chillies ? ;D

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Post by: Andy H on August 28, 2007, 22:28:39

Ballbag carrot ;D

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/beckyandy/Plymouthtrip001.jpg)

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Post by: Lauren S on August 29, 2007, 20:26:00

OMG Andy...That takes first prize for the naughtiest carrot ever :o

Lauren ;D

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Post by: Andy H on August 29, 2007, 21:04:23

Should have put in thew watershed ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Smileyk on August 30, 2007, 20:34:26

These are great! Reminds me of those veggie calendars you get with googly eyes - perhaps you ought to have another thread with googly eye fruit and veg!

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Post by: wilko on September 06, 2007, 22:35:32

;) this reminds me of someone !!! ;D

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Post by: Vony on September 13, 2007, 19:38:49

Have a look at challenging trees.

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Post by: star on September 23, 2007, 14:20:36

My first strawb this season.......

It was very sweet, and it agreed ;D

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z220/lillymoon_photos/Picture124.jpg)

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Post by: manicscousers on September 23, 2007, 16:57:27

that's a good one, like a little hand, we had lots of mis-shapen strawberries this year, still tasted good though ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on September 27, 2007, 19:28:59

evil peppers or mickey mouse ?

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Post by: Andy H on September 27, 2007, 20:04:36

Micky definately, the second one should perhaps be turned the other way up ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on October 11, 2007, 16:59:02

another wierd pepper, the 'mickey mouse' one still hasn't gone red

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Post by: debster on October 20, 2007, 15:21:55

ok here is a courgette that just might set tongues wagging

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Post by: debster on October 20, 2007, 15:22:42

whos the daddy

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Post by: manicscousers on October 20, 2007, 18:22:02

tut tut ;D ;D

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Post by: kenkew on October 20, 2007, 19:03:10

I just got a clip round the lug'ole for even looking at it!.. :(

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Post by: Froglegs on October 20, 2007, 19:22:13

Quick get Doctor Who!!

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Post by: kenkew on October 20, 2007, 19:28:04

Looks like it's walking to the wok!

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Post by: legendaryone on October 20, 2007, 19:29:38

Look like a mass parsnip orgy ;D ;D

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Post by: Hot_Potato on February 01, 2008, 23:13:49

and here's another one ::)

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Post by: asbean on February 02, 2008, 11:52:52

Like some poor animal lying on its back with its tail between its legs :D :D :D

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Post by: Hot_Potato on February 02, 2008, 14:34:22

and then there was this carrot! :o

resting itself on the above parsnip but trying a 'different position' ??? ;D

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Post by: Andy H on May 11, 2008, 10:38:50

I know it was last year but there was mention of the peter Peni* peppers and we are trying them this year...... :o

They should look like this.....

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/beckyandy/peterpepper.jpg)

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: star on May 11, 2008, 22:33:04

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/northamptonpagans/Giggle.gif) (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/northamptonpagans/Giggle.gif) (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/northamptonpagans/Giggle.gif)

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: Paulines7 on May 16, 2008, 19:16:08

Glad you raised this thread from the dead, Star. I must have missed it before but here are a few additions including another Peter p*nis pepper.

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: manicscousers on May 16, 2008, 19:41:08

I love that spud ;D ;D

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Post by: star on May 23, 2008, 13:44:35

Heehee it looks like a Clacker :D, that kids used to be able to play with years ago. Now they need safety goggles, hard hat, ear muffs, and steel tip toe taps due to EU safety regs ::)

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Post by: manicscousers on July 16, 2008, 17:06:16

this year's strange ones
siamese courgette, tomato throwing a new plant from a leaf axil, onion with 3 stems and a broccoli head, beautiful but hollow ???

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Post by: thifasmom on August 16, 2008, 15:10:56

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk187/thifasmom/copy2.jpg)

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: Andy H on August 16, 2008, 17:37:32

Why are the pepper pics not showing, we are growing them but so far behind this year and every one is dying to see them.....

Anyone had any luck with PPP`s!

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on August 16, 2008, 19:22:47

Anne Robinson tried to do an Esther Rantzen That's Life programme a few years ago. You might remember it :o The reviews weren't very good. One of them said - the difference is that Esther Rantzen had vegetables in the shape of sexu@l organs, and Anne Robinson has got Marcus Brigstock......

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Post by: fuchsia on September 09, 2008, 22:37:04

(http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2876/050908037co2.th.jpg) (http://img78.imageshack.us/my.php?image=050908037co2.jpg)

Hope this works !!

I`ve called him Aubrey lol

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Post by: Emagggie on September 09, 2008, 23:32:52

;D ;D ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on September 10, 2008, 08:41:34

Ray suggested Barney Rubble ;D ;D

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Post by: Emagggie on September 10, 2008, 20:16:39

I'm not sure I have this the right way up..... ;D

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Post by: betula on September 10, 2008, 20:19:20

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Post by: manicscousers on September 10, 2008, 20:25:17

maggie, that mad me laugh out loud..you'll have to think of a name ;D
glad you put it that way up :o ;D

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Post by: davyw1 on September 10, 2008, 20:59:21

I have already put this on somewhere. They were actualy benched at a show, so one of the lads took the picture and this was the result he came back with

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Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: Andy H on September 10, 2008, 21:00:47

Excellent! we have no thingy this year as the weather is rubbish! Lots of tiny weeny ones(wife`s comments included!)

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Post by: Andy H on September 10, 2008, 21:07:54

That was of course referring to peter wotsit peppers!!! ;D

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Post by: Emagggie on September 10, 2008, 22:20:00

Quote from: manicscousers on September 10, 2008, 20:25:17
maggie, that mad me laugh out loud..you'll have to think of a name ;D
glad you put it that way up :o ;D

erm, how about Gardeners Delight... ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on September 11, 2008, 07:17:53

Quote from: Emagggie on September 10, 2008, 22:20:00

erm, how about Gardeners Delight... ;D ;D ;D

ooh, er , missus, saucy ;D

and those carrots, get some clothes on ;D ;D
this thread's degenerating into smut :o ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on September 12, 2008, 17:19:30

found your tomato's mate, maggie..golden one though ;D

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Post by: calendula on September 12, 2008, 18:21:38

the 'mates' look to be rather the same gender, so that would be 'long tom' and 'mexican midget' ;D

heirloom tomatoes is what we are referring to, isn't it ;)

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Post by: Emagggie on September 12, 2008, 21:00:01

;D ;D ;D @ Calendula
and Manics, you obviously have good taste in tomatoes to have one with a pointy thing too. ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: manicscousers on September 13, 2008, 17:28:41

like those names, calendula, here is a melon that thinks it's a bottom ;D

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Post by: Emagggie on September 13, 2008, 22:34:13

And here's the offspring of the gay Peter Pointer toms....

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Post by: manicscousers on September 14, 2008, 08:00:53

ahh, sweet ;D

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Post by: adrianhumph on September 14, 2008, 08:57:24

Hi all,
I have already posted this in the photo gallery, but you may have missed it, 8) How I don`t know ::) It is 16 inches around the middle.

Adrian

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: manicscousers on September 14, 2008, 14:56:42

looks like the little creatures in the mummy ;D
what a size, though ;D

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Post by: adrianhumph on September 17, 2008, 11:14:00

Hi all, :D
Here`s another one, dug up yesterday, quick competition, how many legs are there on the carrot? can you do better?

Adrian

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Post by: Emagggie on September 17, 2008, 20:26:53

Are you sure they are legs Adrian?, I fink they look like mutant fingers. ;D

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Post by: dtw on October 20, 2008, 13:07:07

I dug up this beauty today.

(http://www.davethewave.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/noz/amusingly-shaped-carrot.jpg)

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Post by: manicscousers on October 20, 2008, 13:50:07

looks painful ;D ;D

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Post by: Emagggie on October 20, 2008, 15:05:20

Oooh yes, cold compress required. ;D

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Post by: kenkew on October 20, 2008, 19:09:12

Any strange veg got a use for this strange veg?

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Post by: manicscousers on October 20, 2008, 19:46:00

looks like one of those pillows for when you have stitches, giving birth ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Bryan on October 20, 2008, 20:13:49

Quote from: kenkew on October 20, 2008, 19:09:12
Any strange veg got a use for this strange veg?

The last two exhibits could be put together as an interesting combination.
DTW, i didn't know k**b rot would spread to the legs and lower abdomen as well!!!! ;D ;D

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Post by: Suzanne on October 20, 2008, 20:19:15

In honour of Peter Kay we have christened this carrot Geraldine/Gerald - dependant on which way its facing. Apologies if this should have gone in the watershed :-[

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Post by: kenkew on October 20, 2008, 20:22:51

That'll be a couple for the Watershed then... :o

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Post by: manicscousers on October 20, 2008, 20:40:25

that looks creepy, kk..just right for hallowe'en ;D

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Post by: star on October 29, 2008, 19:56:19

Hahaha. Brilliant.

I didn't get round to taking pics, I had a carrot with a fine w***y, but the granddaughter ate the lot before I had chance ;D

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Post by: asbean on November 02, 2008, 13:02:18

This was our first Gladiator of the season - dying for a pee, I think

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Post by: manicscousers on November 02, 2008, 13:45:19

Quote from: asbean on November 02, 2008, 13:02:18
This was our first Gladiator of the season - dying for a pee, I think

or belly dancing ;D

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Post by: Emagggie on November 04, 2008, 18:33:16

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: funny vegetables, come on, let's see
Post by: galina on August 24, 2017, 07:46:49

Reviving an old thread, now that we are hopefully all harvesting lots of veg.

I found a seal in my potato patch :wave:

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Post by: pumkinlover on August 24, 2017, 07:54:05

Great start to this year's funny shapes Galina :wave:

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Post by: gray1720 on February 05, 2020, 19:22:08

Has no-one grown a comedy vegetable since 2017? What a bunch of slackers!

Here's one I grew earlier... pulled last weekend in fact.

Adrian

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Post by: saddad on February 05, 2020, 23:03:11

Can't agree more....

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Post by: Tee Gee on February 06, 2020, 13:52:22

Not a funny veg as such but I thought I would get into the spirit of the thread

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Post by: Tee Gee on February 06, 2020, 13:56:38

I'll try another couple:

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Post by: gray1720 on August 01, 2021, 10:57:08

Methinks I oversowed my carrot pipe and didn't thin it soon enough!

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Post by: saddad on August 02, 2021, 07:51:49

Don't feel so bad about some of my carrots now...

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Post by: BarriedaleNick on August 03, 2021, 08:43:25

(https://i.imgur.com/SVTehwC.jpg)

got this last year and saved the seeds but they all came out normal!

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Post by: gray1720 on August 03, 2021, 09:35:43

What a disappointment!

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