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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on August 03, 2007, 19:33:28

Title: Slumming it
Post by: ACE on August 03, 2007, 19:33:28
Well it is Cowes Week and I am orft down the jolly old yacht club tonight for a few champagne cocktails and ore derfs. So anything posted on this forum by me in the early hours of the morning will be complete bollox and must be ignored.

Oooh if you could see me now, cream loafers, white slacks, Ralph lauren shirt and jacket, silk cravat.  Hair slicked back into a nice ponytail tied with black velvet. I have even splashed it on all over and smell like a whores handbag.

The OH don't look half bad in her best frock and a bit of lippy.

Well it makes a change from 7 or 8 pints and a kebab.



Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: debster on August 03, 2007, 20:13:27
well do ensure one has a spiffing time wot wot
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: Emagggie on August 03, 2007, 21:01:35
and I do hope your bottom is clear of barnacles. ;)
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: lorna on August 03, 2007, 21:25:26
Have a great time. Pics please, preferably while you are still able to stand :)
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: rosebud on August 03, 2007, 22:30:31
I say old chum bottom up!!!! :P
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: ACE on August 04, 2007, 00:46:02
Bloody small portions! I was starving all night, I had to ask the limo driver to stop at the chippie on the way home.  Yeh. you read it right, stretch limo to take me home. I was somehow announced as a celebrity gardener and even gave a few autographs, blagged me way around the questions all night hoping the bloke they really thought they had wouldn't turn up.
I might have  picked up a couple of jobs and you would be amazed at the prices I quoted, they did not bat an eyelid.

Oh how the other half live!

Now the old lady has been hankering after a Mercedes convertable and one of my new prospective customers runs a dealership. I reckon we could do deal.
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: scotch-mist on August 04, 2007, 01:52:05
Go for it Ace,  ;)

By the way, love your aviator , it's soooooo you.  8)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: ACE on August 04, 2007, 18:29:00
Cowes week is one big party so I am out again tonight.

ACE the buffet slayer.
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: Carol on August 04, 2007, 20:29:18
 ;D ;D  for Mrs ACE


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Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: Tin Shed on August 04, 2007, 22:16:25
I don't know about getting just a couple of jobs out of it - I think you should aim for at least a book and a couple of TV series out of all this celebrity gardener status!!!
Title: Re: Slumming it
Post by: Hyacinth on August 05, 2007, 08:41:53
...you notice that he went "in a limo" but home in a "stretch limo"?

They've sussed out ACE's drinking habits obviously ;D