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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Jeannine on July 28, 2007, 11:53:16

Title: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Jeannine on July 28, 2007, 11:53:16
So you have been granted three wishes to change the world.

Assuming that  world peace, blight cured, no flooding and slugs eat weeds  are already granted automatically.................what else would you wish for?

XX Jeannine
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Froglegs on July 28, 2007, 12:08:04
An 18 year old nymphomaniac who's dad got a pub. ;D
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: theothermarg on July 28, 2007, 17:28:35
a man that doesn,t have to be told what i am feeling :D
marg
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: shirlton on July 28, 2007, 18:43:10
It would rain only at night. Wind only be allowed to blow gently so that it would not blow greenhouses away and kids would be the innocent little people that they used to be instead of vandalising our allotments
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: ACE on July 28, 2007, 19:49:08
To be 21  so I can go down the pub and have a pint and a cigar.

To be 45 so I can go down the pub and have a pint and a cigar.

Or even be 60 so I can go down the pub and have a pint and a cigar.

Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: emmy1978 on July 28, 2007, 19:55:03
Shoes and handbags available on the NHS.
Pause button for family so I can read in peace.
A summer.
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Kepouros on July 28, 2007, 22:34:59
Parents who taught their children the difference between right and wrong, and actually DID something about it when the kids misbehaved, instead of blaming the teachers, T.V., the Police, games manufacturers, the Local Authority, or anyone else they think they can shove their own responsibility onto.
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Jeannine on July 28, 2007, 22:42:02
Zero calorie foods available at reasonable prices that taste smashing.

A greenhouse big enough for all my wildest dreams.

The option to order the weather you need this week.

XX Jeannine

Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 29, 2007, 16:35:32
no frost after 1st April

Test Match Special on every day (with Brian Johnston)

whiskey 10 bob a bottle
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: OllieC on July 29, 2007, 17:33:03
George Bush's head on a stick.
Cure for hangovers
Kids TV that doesn't make my eyes water.
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: lorna on July 29, 2007, 17:46:14
Live long enough to see my 8 Grandchildren married or in a happy relationship.
Ditto for I Great Grandchild (should take me up to a 100!!)
To getting my garden to look how I dream it should be.
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: saddad on July 29, 2007, 20:45:11
A long pergola for my lottie central path...
A cure for Dyslexia...
Real ale in all pubs again...
:-\
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Wicker on July 31, 2007, 00:05:04
To be 4 inches taller - means I wouldn't need to lose weight so a wish saved

To be able to sing - or at least carry a tune (I know all the words!!)

To have another 3 wishes - maybe less selfish ones this time ;)
Title: Re: OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world
Post by: Froglegs on August 01, 2007, 10:07:15
A lawn you cut every other year.

A privet hedge you cut every other year.

A new back.....the one i got is waring out.

Oh yeah and a summer hat that i don't look stupid in. :-[
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