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Title: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: Georgie on July 10, 2007, 22:15:07
Hi everyone.  I work for an organisation which is supposed to pride itself on the use of 'plain English'.  Today I read a briefing which descibed an individual as a 'keeper of the stones'.  Now, without resorting to Google, can you please tell me what you think this phrase might mean?

G x
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Post by: asbean on July 10, 2007, 22:24:28
huh ???
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Post by: legendaryone on July 10, 2007, 22:28:33
Without googling i would say they were mature and could be relied upon.
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Post by: asbean on July 10, 2007, 22:30:23
Nothing about people in glass houses is there??? ???
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Post by: Georgie on July 10, 2007, 22:30:56
This is good.  Two replies and no-one any the wiser.   ;D

g x
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Post by: SnooziSuzi on July 10, 2007, 22:34:48
what was the brief about?
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Post by: Georgie on July 10, 2007, 22:38:28
It was describing a certain individual's political stance.

G x
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Post by: Hot_Potato on July 10, 2007, 22:46:08
having shuffled it around my head for a few minutes only - I'd think it mean't they had 'outstanding historical knowledge'

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Post by: Jeannine on July 10, 2007, 22:46:30
It would strike me that the person was being referred to as the leader or caretaker??

Politically perhaps one who stuck by current leaders whatever!!

XX Jeannine
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: Georgie on July 10, 2007, 22:52:01
HP you are spot on but it doesn't describe the whole.

Jeannine I think you are close with leader...but still there is a gap

G x
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Post by: SnooziSuzi on July 10, 2007, 22:55:20
I've just googled it...  he's not a druid is he!?  ;)
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Post by: Jeannine on July 10, 2007, 22:57:15
Well if you go to the original Keeper ( without looking) I believe it belonged to a trusted village elder who was entrusted with important facts that had to be protected in the days before records were kept, I am strecting my brain cells a bit here but some things survive after all else fails and the Keeper is the one who facilitates this, he may pass the info on directly to the next generation so that it is kept going without the written word. Some American Indians do that.??XX Jeannine
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Post by: Hot_Potato on July 10, 2007, 23:05:33
will be really interested to know more about it (having to close).....don't want to go and google it just yet, find it interesting to see what other people think too.

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Post by: Hot_Potato on July 10, 2007, 23:07:04
yet another typo :-[.....should say (having got close)
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Post by: greyhound on July 10, 2007, 23:18:13
Quote from: Hot_Potato on July 10, 2007, 23:07:04
yet another typo

Yes - perhaps it should say "keeper of the stores".  ;D
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Post by: Kepouros on July 10, 2007, 23:25:33
Carries a lot of weight?
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Post by: Slug_killer on July 11, 2007, 02:28:55
Is grossly overweight and needs to join a gym ?
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Post by: Si on July 11, 2007, 02:33:18
Does it mean you're a roadie?
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Post by: Busby on July 11, 2007, 06:53:54
It could be the man who is responsible for say the Scone Stone, presumably there are other stones too that rate as political or national symbols.

I remember how the Scone Stone was stolen from Westminster in about 1948 and taken to Scotland.
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Post by: grawrc on July 11, 2007, 07:31:51
Must be Moses!! ;D
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Post by: Vegemite on July 11, 2007, 07:54:47
Quote from: Slug_killer on July 11, 2007, 02:28:55
Is grossly overweight and needs to join a gym ?

lol!
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Post by: ACE on July 11, 2007, 08:51:57
Quote from: grawrc on July 11, 2007, 07:31:51
Must be Moses!! ;D

No, he took to tablets
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Post by: grawrc on July 11, 2007, 09:51:33
Aye! But they were tablets of stone .. probably as good for your teeth as Scottish tablet come to think of it.
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Post by: emmy1978 on July 11, 2007, 11:22:34
Well, what does it mean as I don't want to cheat and google!
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Post by: manicscousers on July 11, 2007, 11:43:24
fascinated by this, getting really silly, I'm surprised no-one's mentioned gallstones  ;D ;D
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Post by: grawrc on July 11, 2007, 11:59:42
or could be the skip at curling? ;)
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Post by: SMP1704 on July 11, 2007, 12:02:43
The Rolling Stones Manager

or

Chief duster for the Elgin Marbles

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Post by: emmy1978 on July 11, 2007, 12:03:45
I'm sure that unless it's typo and it's keeper of the stores ( guy in charge of stationery cupboard) it must be something druidy- head druid? I am going to google in a minute and I don't care about cheating.
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Post by: grawrc on July 11, 2007, 12:07:42
Crown jeweller?
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 11, 2007, 12:20:24
the bloke who's got the keys for the Ginger Wine cabinet
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Post by: Deb P on July 11, 2007, 13:08:02
I thought Keeper of the Stones was something to do with Stonehenge and the 'head' Druid who is charged with looking after them....knowing of the wrangles that occur between the Druids and English Heritage/National Trust (can't remember which one thinks they are 'responsible' for it) about access to Stonehenge, the phrase probably does have strong political overtones these days...... :-\
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Post by: emmy1978 on July 11, 2007, 13:12:50
Could also be Avebury Rings (dare I say, better than S/Henge)
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Post by: Heldi on July 11, 2007, 13:18:28
Is it a phrase nicked from it's original meaning which I am taking to be what Jeannine said and used to describe someone who is there throughout any changes in leadership that may happen?  They would know all the ins and outs of the job and would probably be able to instruct the new "boss" of procedures etc.  Head civil servant ?

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Post by: Deb P on July 11, 2007, 13:32:28
Quote from: emmy1978 on July 11, 2007, 13:12:50
Could also be Avebury Rings (dare I say, better than S/Henge)

I think you are right, both very significant sites. I have visited them both, but a long time ago....... ;D
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: Hot_Potato on July 11, 2007, 14:27:03
I've not googled it yet either!.......I still think (as I said above) that it's someone who has an amazing knowledge & probably responsibility for) a specific 'period in time' that revolves around something very old & of great historical content and value..........if you understand what I'm trying to say  ???

please put us out of our misery soon (can't remember who started the thread now :-[ and yesterday's posts have gone from my view :(
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Post by: rosebud on July 11, 2007, 15:00:38
 I think its the old boy who does! the gardens ;D, finds all the lovely old stones and keeps them. :o
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 11, 2007, 15:05:06
Quote from: Georgie on July 10, 2007, 22:15:07
Hi everyone.  I work for an organisation which is supposed to pride itself on the use of 'plain English'.  Today I read a briefing which descibed an individual as a 'keeper of the stones'.  Now, without resorting to Google, can you please tell me what you think this phrase might mean?

G x

The one that holds the Rune Stones which everybody else in the group uses.
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: Georgie on July 11, 2007, 20:03:46
Hi folks.  Thanks for all your replies and your restraint in not googling.  I couldn't answer before now because I had to ask the person who wrote it to tell me what he meant by it.  The point I was trying to establish is whether or not this term is in common usage and/or whether people have the same understanding.  Clearly not.

I've enjoyed all your replies, both the serious attempts and the witticisms.  Anyway the author told me today that he was surprised that I was unaware of the term.  I said I was not alone.  Anyway according to him it means a high priest, or 'the keeper of theology'.  Yes, there is a Druid link, but it goes further than that.  He said he'd used it as an idiom to explain that this particular person felt that she alone has the full wisdom and understanding of a piece of political doctrine and sees it as her job to keep everyone in line.

So there you have it.  I told him that was all very interesting but he needs to update his idioms as he'd confused many.  There goes my performance bonus!  ;)

G x
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: katynewbie on July 12, 2007, 00:43:16
 ;D

Never mind the performance bonus Georgie! It kept us all entertained...priceless!!

;)
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Post by: rosebud on July 12, 2007, 07:32:55
Georgie, a very interesting thread i must say.  Put a smile on our faces the silly bits including mine, thanks for the real answer. They say we learn something every day.  ;D  Mary.
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Post by: emmy1978 on July 12, 2007, 09:45:40
Aha! Thanks Georgie, very interesting. Agree with you he could do with some new idioms!!!  ;D
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Post by: grawrc on July 12, 2007, 09:51:27
A metaphor even!
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Post by: Heldi on July 12, 2007, 10:35:14
Really interesting thread G!

Just to let you know,this week I have heard myself say  "Bite" the bull by the horns" and "There's more than one way to skin a "goose"
:-[  :-[   ;D
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 12, 2007, 10:36:40
Chasing a wild herring?
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 12, 2007, 10:47:23
we'll burn that bridge when we come to it

if a job's worth doing well, it's worth doing badly

the world's your lobster
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 12, 2007, 11:53:08
That's right!

It is never too late for two birds to change horses at half-thingy!
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 12, 2007, 11:56:30
as we used to say at work about my Project - if you want to sell a pig in a poke, you've got to pull a rabbit from the hat, and don.t let the cat out of the bag
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 12, 2007, 12:15:14
I am glad that we are all singing from the same canoe without a paddle on this one.

As my old gran used to say "Eh?"
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 12, 2007, 12:32:21
you can't make an omelette without the fat lady breaking an ill wind
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 12, 2007, 13:01:36
How very true RT!

So we'd better keep our shoulders to the stable door
Our noses to the grindstone
And our ears to pumps!
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: grawrc on July 12, 2007, 15:59:53
You're all in exalted company. Winston Churchill was a master of the mixed metaphor, viz: "I smell arat, I see it floating in the air, but I'll nip it in the bud".
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 13, 2007, 09:17:56
Being in the same company as our Winnie?  Now that I would give my eye-teeth for!

Oh yes..............the sands of ill repute are always better on the other side of the pig in the bush.
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Post by: Jeannine on July 13, 2007, 21:27:10
Slower than treacle running down a blanket in January.

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Post by: Deb P on July 14, 2007, 11:03:06
You can't teach ducks to dance................ ;D
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Post by: Jeannine on July 14, 2007, 11:12:15
He bit the big green weenie
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Post by: Deb P on July 14, 2007, 11:16:53
Quote from: Jeannine on July 14, 2007, 11:12:15
He bit the big green weenie

Now that has got to have come from the other side of the pond, what is a weenie? ???
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Post by: Jeannine on July 14, 2007, 11:32:12
Yes it does, a weenie is an abbreviation of a weiner, a hotdog sausage.

Bit the big green weenie come from the e coli time.It is a rather rude way of saying . He died, like kicked the bucket, or popped off.

XX Jeannine
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 14, 2007, 12:32:08
springtime and lilac time I know, but when exactly is e-coli time?
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 15, 2007, 15:27:47
Did you know that "coup de grace" was French for lawnmower?
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 15, 2007, 19:21:27
and that cul-de-sac means "bottom of the bag" or even "bum-bag". The French say "rue sans issue"
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 15, 2007, 22:19:03
Baguette? ............................................(has your Wife already eaten?)
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Post by: machman5 on July 15, 2007, 22:32:12
Can I just say, I have found this thread really funny!  ;D

My son has Aspergers and hates Idioms and the like, he's 17 now and he has to analyse them all the time!   :-\

This thread has been like so many of our conversations at home but much, much funnier.

Thanks Georgie for starting it.

Donna xx
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 15, 2007, 23:36:21
What is Asperger's?
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Post by: emmy1978 on July 16, 2007, 14:44:25
Donna - Have you read The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon. It is about a boy with Asperger's and talks a lot, very wittily about the problem with metaphors and idioms.
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Post by: grawrc on July 16, 2007, 14:52:03
Old Man http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome)

It's an excellent book Emma.
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on July 16, 2007, 19:17:32
"chacon a son gout" - Jack has a distressing medical complaint

I was talking to some French people, and one of the got stuck for a word and said to the others (in French)- how do you say "Le weekend" in English?
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Post by: Oldmanofthewoods on July 16, 2007, 19:22:04
As George Bush says "The French have no word for entrepreneur"  Silly old thingy.
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Post by: louise stella on January 25, 2009, 23:50:16
When I was a PA - (ie: before I realised there was more to life and escaped) _ if we got a task that was impossible to do in the time given - we used to say it was like "nailing jelly to the ceiling" !! 

Some wit even gave me a set of jelly moulds for christmas once!

Louise

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Post by: asbean on January 26, 2009, 09:26:02
Louise, thank you for bumping this thread - it brings a smile on a Monday morning and memories of some happy times on the forum, and there are some people on then who haven't posted or visited for AGES - I wonder how they are - Hot Potato, Emmy1978, Oldmanofthewoods, Vegemite - to name a few.
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Post by: pippy on January 26, 2009, 09:27:54
An asian friend of mine once muddled some sayings up and said he was running around like a blue bottomed chicken!
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Post by: Georgie on January 26, 2009, 10:38:43
I'd forgotten all about it.  Such larks.   ;D

G x

PS The guilty senior manager has not, to my knowledge, used such inaccessible language since.  A minor victory I think.   :)
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: Palustris on January 26, 2009, 11:08:23
We had a French friend who managed doors which said 'Pull' or 'Push' easily, but had hysterics when she came to one which said 'Lift'!
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Post by: Kea on January 26, 2009, 12:10:07
There is an incredible number of people on this forum (myself included) that have children with Asperger's. You probably know yourself that you recognise some symptoms they have in yourself so maybe the obsessive nature of gardener's is an indicator?


My ex Mother-in-law who was dutch went into the local shop (where she lived in NZ) and asked if they had any 'Homosexual milk'?   meaning homogenised!

It was while before she dared go back.
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: Tulipa on January 26, 2009, 12:24:02
My OH has a little trouble with words - he always tells me he is ravishing!!  - he gets famished and ravenous mixed up! :)

T.
Title: Re: What would you understand by this phrase?
Post by: louise stella on January 26, 2009, 18:32:36
Quote from: asbean on January 26, 2009, 09:26:02
Louise, thank you for bumping this thread - it brings a smile on a Monday morning and memories of some happy times on the forum, and there are some people on then who haven't posted or visited for AGES - I wonder how they are - Hot Potato, Emmy1978, Oldmanofthewoods, Vegemite - to name a few.

You're welcome - I was bored last night and stumbled across it and thought it was hilarious!

Louise
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Post by: tonybloke on January 26, 2009, 21:05:06
Quote from: Kea on January 26, 2009, 12:10:07
There is an incredible number of people on this forum (myself included) that have children with Asperger's. You probably know yourself that you recognise some symptoms they have in yourself so maybe the obsessive nature of gardener's is an indicator?


My ex Mother-in-law who was dutch went into the local shop (where she lived in NZ) and asked if they had any 'Homosexual milk'?   meaning homogenised!

It was while before she dared go back.
Did she also ask for a packet of 'Hermesexuals' as she didn't take sugar! ;D ;D ;D