CASH STRAPPED POLICE LAUNCH ECO-WEAPON.
In an attemt to keep down costs, local police forces unveiled there latest cost-effective method of catching boy bike racers. The weapon uses no expensive state of the art equipment and is eco-friendly in that only older trees are used. The head of the force, Chief-Fella Greenaway told reporters that the first use of the 'Air-born Stinger' was a hugh success and released the latest photograph.
Hahahaha. Is there a boy racer under the stinger Ken? I want to see blud ;D