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Title: joke
Post by: tuinman on May 10, 2007, 09:14:40
A man went to the middle east 10 years ago and while there took some time to learn the local customs, He went back again not long ago and saw to his amazement that it was a very different scenario, the woman that on his last visit had to walk ten paces behind their men now walked ten paces in front, confused he asked a man next to him what has happened here, why is it different, the man said simply "land mines"
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Hyacinth on May 10, 2007, 10:05:05
Watershed? :-\
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on May 10, 2007, 11:19:07
there's more truth to that than you might think
Title: Re: joke
Post by: wilko on May 10, 2007, 11:52:09
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cornykev on May 10, 2007, 16:34:33
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Trixiebelle on May 10, 2007, 17:09:28
The alternative:

A man went to the middle east 10 years ago and while there took some time to learn the local customs, He went back again not long ago and saw to his amazement that it was a very different scenario, the woman that on his last visit had to walk ten paces behind their men now walked thirty paces behind

Confused he asked a woman next to him what has happened here, why is it different.

The woman said simply "land mines"

Still not funny but it 'sort' of balances things out ... does it? No, not really!
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on May 10, 2007, 17:18:04
A man went to the middle east 10 years ago and while there took some time to learn the local customs, He went back again not long ago and saw to his amazement that it was a very different scenario, Everyone Was Dead.
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Trixiebelle on May 10, 2007, 17:24:54
And that's no joke is it Rhubarb :(
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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on May 10, 2007, 17:37:26
no, there's nothing funny about that at all
Title: Re: joke
Post by: cornykev on May 11, 2007, 17:46:37
Coats the pair of you.  ;D ;D ;D