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Title: If only.....
Post by: carolinej on April 22, 2007, 21:10:29

If only.....

slugs ate couch grass roots

bindweed sold for Â£1 a pound

Any more suggestions? ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Jeannine on April 22, 2007, 21:12:39

and Cleo grew Moneymaker!!

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: MrsKP on April 22, 2007, 21:18:36

it rained when you wanted it to, and the sun shone likewise.

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Marymary on April 22, 2007, 21:38:54

Aphids ate ground elder. :)

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: honeybee on April 22, 2007, 22:10:59

Slugs respected hostas ;D

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Mrs Ava on April 22, 2007, 22:11:50

Mice hated broadbeans and peas!

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Jeannine on April 22, 2007, 23:43:01

pigeons ate nettles

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Carol on April 23, 2007, 14:05:16

... the weather would brighten up I could get outside, not seen the sun since week past Sunday and I am getting peed off with it. Tis raining a bit now but fine drizzle.

:'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: weedbusta on April 23, 2007, 14:15:33

weeds didn't grow twice as fast as your plants.

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: pye on April 23, 2007, 23:14:33

The sun rose in the south and set in the north

(NW-facing garden >:()

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: ellkebe on April 23, 2007, 23:29:50

Plants obeyed instructions like dogs (germinate! grow! repel all boarders! flower! repel all boarders! crop! repel all boarders! produce seed! hop in the compost bin!) ;D

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Wicker on April 23, 2007, 23:35:53

if only ..........

Mud didn't stick under fingernails

Dandelions became the new SuperFood .....

Title: Re: If only.....
Post by: Common_Clay on April 23, 2007, 23:38:31

If only... there was no such thing as a tap root.

Pye, nice to see another north londoner on here!

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