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Title: Trixiebelle
Post by: Froglegs on March 03, 2007, 14:07:02
I'm new(ish) to a4a so don't really know you guys that well, but you must know Trixiebelle. The thing is,she as asked me to PM her as she wont to visit my site as only 2mins from hers, and me being a shy retiring sort of chap who in a certain light(a candle10ft away)would and as been mistaken for Brad Pitt, and this is where you lot come in........what she like,is she mad :o I'm i likely to end up in the compost bin(got a wife 2 kids and a grand child to think of)never to be seen again, is she bossy,read some of herold  posts and she seems a bit scary or is that just because i don't get out much.So if ya could help i would appreciate it as we get some strange women in Nottingham and ya can't be too carefull can ya . ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
So come on what she like. :)
P.S. i don't tink i'm mad... :-\.....well not much :P :-X
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: saddad on March 03, 2007, 17:57:14
Couldn't say as we haven't met... but if she doesn't eat you you could come over to see our "Yellow Book " NGS allotments in the Summer!
8)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 03, 2007, 18:09:35
BOO  ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 03, 2007, 18:18:29
Froggie! Here is the story!

I've been up and down the loop road on the way to Tall Trees for that last few years and I've seen your allotment site on the way past. I like popping in to other sites to say hello to people and also take photos, but I've never worked out a way into your site? Is it through the sports club????

And I never compost human meat ... I'm more likely to barbeque it  ;D

I've got 2 kids and a grandchild to consider as well so I wouldn't do anything to compromise my standing in the local community!

Am I really that scary on-line??  :-[ Feel a bit bad now ::)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Hyacinth on March 03, 2007, 18:55:12
I'm new(ish) to a4a so don't really know you guys that well, but you must know Trixiebelle. The thing is,she as asked me to PM her as she wont to visit my site as only 2mins from hers, and me being a shy retiring sort of chap who in a certain light(a candle10ft away)would and as been mistaken for Brad Pitt

You're in luck matey! Rumour has it that she's blessedly (for you) short sighted.......be warned tho.....Ower Trixie likes to Talk Dirty an any mention of horse/chicken/pig muck drives her wild ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: katynewbie on March 03, 2007, 19:03:23
 8)

She is often to be found drinking tea and chatting to various waifs and strays who pass by her shed/greenhouse/salon...Might be worth popping down and having a look?!

;)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 03, 2007, 19:18:06
KATY AND LISH  ;D

Now stop it!
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: honeybee on March 03, 2007, 19:35:20
Froglegs, ive got a spare panic alarm if you want to borrow it? ;D

On a more serious note, i dont know Trixi too well, but she offered me a great act of kindess this week and I for one will always be grateful to her for that, so she can't be all that bad can she? ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 03, 2007, 20:05:33
Thank you Honeybee  :)

I'm not THAT bad ... honestly XXXX
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Hyacinth on March 03, 2007, 21:24:21
Nah, not THAT bad at orl......just a teensiest bit norty is all ::)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: emmy1978 on March 03, 2007, 21:26:12
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D that made me laugh and laugh.
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 03, 2007, 23:11:15
I'M 41 YRS OF AGE! I'M ENTITLED TO BE A BIT NORTY :D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Jeannine on March 03, 2007, 23:43:11
I can send you a copy of the Lone Workers  Policy if it would help you feel safer. XX Jeannine
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Froglegs on March 04, 2007, 02:37:40
Quote from: Trixiebelle on March 03, 2007, 18:18:29
Froggie! Here is the story!

I've been up and down the loop road on the way to Tall Trees for that last few years and I've seen your allotment site on the way past. I like popping in to other sites to say hello to people and also take photos, but I've never worked out a way into your site? Is it through the sports club????

And I never compost human meat ... I'm more likely to barbeque it  ;D

I've got 2 kids and a grandchild to consider as well so I wouldn't do anything to compromise my standing in the local community!

Am I really that scary on-line??  :-[ Feel a bit bad now ::)
Now then ma duck the site you have been looking at over the years is not my site :D,you have been looking at the map(don't worry it's perfectly normal for a woman to do this) wrong,the site is on the right side of loop rd i pinpointed the left side where i live!. my allotment is down Stoke Lane,I'm sure you know where that is, :)if not it's that lane you take to get to my allotment. ::)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Froglegs on March 04, 2007, 03:24:45
Need a bit more info you guys before i commit myself,all i know so far is she cooks people, :o needs glasses  8) likes to trespass on other plots, :( a  peeping tom :o needs to wash her mouth out with a bar a soap, :-X will talk to anybody, ::)at a funny age, :-[ and told Honeybee what week she was going to Cornwall,now Honeybee is going to go the week after. ;D ;D ;D plus must have a bob or two to go to Tall Trees. ;)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: cornykev on March 04, 2007, 14:11:16
Norty but nice.   :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Hyacinth on March 04, 2007, 15:27:36
And she's got a neighbour who's in the Mafia 8)

best be ever so polite to our Trixie :o


;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: manicscousers on March 04, 2007, 15:30:18
froggy, ave you read her post in the shed, about the lunar eclipse, she stands on tables and yells at her neighbours..oh oh.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 04, 2007, 16:16:30
I think I'm getting unfair press here!

I only stood on the table and yelled at the neighbour to share the wondrous sight of the lunar eclipse! She was obviously at the pub anyway and didn't hear me. No harm done!

I have NOT got a neighbour who belongs to the Mafia .. wish I had actually: Cheap imported fags and a horse's head in the bed of everyone that pissed me off!

And regarding the 'map' Froggie! I automatically assumed that you, being a blokie, couldn't tell his left from his right when putting yourself on a map  ;D

Tall Trees is my only luxury in life. Their customer service is 2nd to none and I fancy the bloke who works in the tropical fish department. I bought a tank and some fancy goldfish things last year. They all died.

And as for being at a 'funny age' ... I've been at a funny age since I was 3.

Now if you're REALLY scared I can always bring my Father-In-Law, my 4yr old son Alfie and my grandson Tyler? Just to soften the blow  ;D

Lucky for you (  ;) ) I have no idea where Stoke Lane is. I've only lived here for 24yrs. I need more time to survey the area  ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Jeannine on March 04, 2007, 18:27:38
Did she not post somewhere that she had been given a portable covered table thing or was I dreaming that, Sorry couldn't resist it. Xx Jeannine
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 04, 2007, 20:01:35
I've never been given a portable covered table in my entire life!

I wouldn't mind one though. Might put an ad. on Freecycle!
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Jeannine on March 04, 2007, 21:06:13
Sorry ,must have you mixed up with someone else, someone who got the sort of table with a canopy over it for using at car boots!!  Really useful gift that,XX Jeannine
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: dandelion on March 04, 2007, 21:16:54
Trixie: 2 more posts and you'll be a hectare, c'mon girl  :D!
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Froglegs on March 05, 2007, 01:02:31
Quote from: cornykev on March 04, 2007, 14:11:16
Norty but nice.   :P ;D ;D ;D
Well if ya sure :-\ ::) :)
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Froglegs on March 05, 2007, 01:37:53
Quote from: Trixiebelle on March 04, 2007, 16:16:30
I think I'm getting unfair press here!

I only stood on the table and yelled at the neighbour to share the wondrous sight of the lunar eclipse! She was obviously at the pub anyway and didn't hear me. No harm done!

I have NOT got a neighbour who belongs to the Mafia .. wish I had actually: Cheap imported fags and a horse's head in the bed of everyone that pissed me off!

And regarding the 'map' Froggie! I automatically assumed that you, being a blokie, couldn't tell his left from his right when putting yourself on a map  ;D

Tall Trees is my only luxury in life. Their customer service is 2nd to none and I fancy the bloke who works in the tropical fish department. I bought a tank and some fancy goldfish things last year. They all died.

And as for being at a 'funny age' ... I've been at a funny age since I was 3.

Now if you're REALLY scared I can always bring my Father-In-Law, my 4yr old son Alfie and my grandson Tyler? Just to soften the blow  ;D

Lucky for you (  ;) ) I have no idea where Stoke Lane is. I've only lived here for 24yrs. I need more time to survey the area  ;D
OK...OK ma duck no need for a horse's head :o will PM you :) By the way i bet ya been to the Ferry Boat for a meal? well Stoke Lane is the lane ya go down to get to it. ;D


p.s. is it not time ya go ya self a telly in your house.......4yr old son...grandson. ;D ;D ;D.
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 05, 2007, 15:11:35
JEANNINE! I suddenly occured to me today when I was in the greenhouse what you meany by 'portable table'! It's the market stall with canopy!!!!! Apologies  ;D

FROGSLEGS! Is that the Ferry Boat in Wilford or is there another one lurking somewhere in the East Midlands?

<p.s. is it not time ya go ya self a telly in your house.......4yr old son...grandson.>

I've only got TWO!!!  ;D

And my 4yr old's dad is a builder. I was after a new roof but got Alfie instead! Can't complain. Still got holes in the roof though  ::)

Seriously though. I would really appreciate a visit. I'm compiling an album of allotment photos. I'll obviously give you copies of any photos I take  :)

Trixie
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 05, 2007, 15:12:12
Am I a hectare yet?
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Trixiebelle on March 05, 2007, 15:13:17
YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY  ;D
Title: Re: Trixiebelle
Post by: Jeannine on March 06, 2007, 15:51:43
Thanks for that, I thought for a minute I had lost it!! Have fun with your table XX Jeannine