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Title: Preserved Children
Post by: nitiram on March 02, 2007, 14:06:11
Yield: 1 servings

Ingredients

1 large field
6  children
3 small dogs
1 trickling brook
  Pebbles
  Flowers

Take 1 large field, half a dozen children, dogs, add a pinch of brook, and some pebbles.
Mix the children and dogs well.
Put them on the field, stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.
When brown, set aside to cool in the bathtub
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: quizzical1 on March 02, 2007, 14:16:32
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: Emagggie on March 02, 2007, 14:50:09
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very funny Nitiram.
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: tim on March 02, 2007, 18:20:59
Nitiram - you may have forgotten something??

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v164/photo04/plasteredSmall.jpg)
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: artichoke on March 02, 2007, 20:36:09
Missing ingredients: tree (preferably horse chestnut) and rope.
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: manicscousers on March 02, 2007, 21:06:25
lovely mind pictures.. :)
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: triffid on March 02, 2007, 21:46:57
Oh, now that is gorgeous!
Where did it come from, Nitiram?
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: emmy1978 on March 02, 2007, 21:49:19
That's just lovely. Had a few days like that with mine and they really are worth all the days they want to preserve them by sticking them in large jar.  :D :) :D :) :D ;)
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: nitiram on March 03, 2007, 06:10:49
Agree about the plasters.  Would also suggest spare set of clothes as they are bound to fall in.   Can't remember exactly where it came from.I have this habit of gathering 'bon mots' which mean something to me.    My children are all well over thirty now with children of their own....sigh :'(
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: Emagggie on March 03, 2007, 21:24:14
I bet the grandchildren love to visit you, Nitiram. As a grandmother in waiting I am storing up the rudest rhymes and silliest songs etc. I can think of. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: nitiram on March 04, 2007, 06:28:10
I have twin girlies who were eight yesterday and live round the corner. A small grandson , nearly three who i see seldom as they live away and I can only go 'when invited' which is not often as my son is a 'high flier' and always busy.
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: nitiram on March 04, 2007, 06:30:41
What I love about small children is the way that they view things, even the smallest beetle fills them with wonder...sadly many parents don't take the time to share in this wonderment. (I work with the under fives and makes me sad how much of this child like view of life is squashed and ignored)
Title: Re: Preserved Children
Post by: coznbob on March 04, 2007, 07:55:47
All my children seem to be bug obsessed!

It is quite handy in the garden, all you need to do is send them out with some pots and they quite happily pick up all the snails they can find! Only problem is I need to find the filled pots before they put them down into the middle of my plants!

Think they are going to have their work cut out this year on the plot! ;D