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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on February 13, 2007, 16:44:52

Title: Come on, own up.
Post by: ACE on February 13, 2007, 16:44:52
Who drives a nissan micra? is it governed to ony do 20mph, or are you paid by the government to drive slowly and keep the rest of us from speeding. I never see one near a speed camera.

I am going to start a petition banning nissan micras from the road between the hours of 7.30am to 7.30 pm.
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Mrs Ava on February 13, 2007, 17:13:38
Nope, although I did learn to drive in one....but that was some 18 years ago.....
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: manicscousers on February 13, 2007, 18:02:25
Quote from: ACE on February 13, 2007, 16:44:52
Who drives a nissan micra? is it governed to ony do 20mph, or are you paid by the government to drive slowly and keep the rest of us from speeding. I never see one near a speed camera.

I am going to start a petition banning nissan micras from the road between the hours of 7.30am to 7.30 pm.


thank goodness we've just swapped..had a micra for 6 years, now selling, always did more than 20mph, brilliant mpg, loved it  ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Trixiebelle on February 13, 2007, 18:58:34
What the hell is a Nissan Micra? Is it one of those 'small cars' that piss me off in the middle lanes of  motorways?  ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Blue Bird on February 13, 2007, 19:27:22
Np not me - I drive a Renault Megan Cab Coupe

do not buy french golden delicious due to the french not buying our Lamb way back but do love their cars  ??? ???
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Post by: cambourne7 on February 13, 2007, 19:56:55
ford focus called mazie 4 me  ;D
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Post by: kitten on February 13, 2007, 20:06:46
Nope, not me either, we drive a Vauxhall Zafira & love it! x
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: tabbycat on February 13, 2007, 20:25:22
I too learnt to drive in one. It was a very bright pea green!   ;D

I got stuck behind a model the other day called a Nissan Micra "Tempest"   ;D - that's really taking the whole "wish-fulfilment" part of branding & advertising a little too far.

More like the Nissan Micra "Storm in a Teacup"

It wasn't doing anywhere near 20mph - that would have dislodged the cushions on the back parcel shelf.

(My girls have long accepted that the words I use on the way to school are not to be repeated.  :o)

Tabbycat
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: SMP1704 on February 13, 2007, 22:17:32
About 18 years ago, it was the first proper car I bought - i.e. one likely to pass a MOT and have all the body panels the same colour.  I loved that car.............

ACE - you seem to have Micra issues, something you need to share - you know we are good listeners ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Amazin on February 13, 2007, 22:37:27
Maybe it's because the AA use the Nissan Micra for driving lessons, ACE, and you just keep getting stuck behind them.   ;)

Have pity - I was once one of them, but have driven Suzukis ever since. Lovely motors, run on a teaspoon of petrol, nippy in town, zippy out, absolute bargain guv'nor...

...sorry, got a bit Arfur Daly there.    ::)


Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Emagggie on February 13, 2007, 22:46:02
Each time my girlies have changed their cars the Bearded wonder has tried to make them buy a Micra. "no no no" they cry" that's an old person's car" :o Golfs all round for the wimmin here. Have to say from a safety point of view, it makes me happier.
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Post by: emmy1978 on February 14, 2007, 11:35:35
Not so much bothered by micras, more by the chelsea tractors driven by one woman with one privately educated child in the back. She can't see out to the side because of the windscreen pillars and is too high up to see if a child was standing slap in front of her. Doesn't matter though as her child is nice and safe. Her reg plate is D1VA!! Lives round the corner from me, attempts to murder my girls on regular basis by haring round the corner or occasionally mounting the kerb.
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: norfolklass on February 14, 2007, 12:03:25
not a nissan micra, but possibly an earlier incarnation: a 1979 Datsun Cherry FII coupe.
she does do 85mph though ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: trojanrabbit on February 14, 2007, 12:09:44
We had a bog standard one for a couple of days as a "courtesy" car last year. More like barefaced cheek car! Completely unable to cope with any sort of hill - one wonders what sort of numpty thought that made a good courtesy car in Sheffield which is ALL hills, mainly between 1:7 and 1:4.
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: sally_cinnamon on February 14, 2007, 13:15:40
Quote from: Emagggie on February 13, 2007, 22:46:02
Golfs all round for the wimmin here.

Yep, I'm a Golf girl too, white Mk2.  Runs like a dream, I love it!  My OH once offered to buy me a micra when I was carless and I tol him I'd rather walk than drive one of those sheds on wheels!  (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i297/sally_cinnamon_photos/Smileys/car_breaks.gif)(although the thought was very nice, thankyouverymuch).

:o
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: theothermarg on February 14, 2007, 13:24:37
i loved my micra and i didn,t hog the middle lane on moterways, stayed in the inside one i did well i didnt need to overtake did i . didn,t do 20 though went mad and pushed her up to 50 well on flat bits  ;D ;D
got a suzuki swift now it,s more of a grown up,s car it,s good but not my micra
i,ll never be grown upi started going backward 20years ago
margaret
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Tulipa on February 14, 2007, 13:29:49
Another Golf here too, nice old red one that I love.  I have had Golfs for about 20 years now and wouldn't have anything else, they are so solid.
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Post by: cambourne7 on February 14, 2007, 14:22:17
i have to say though that if i had the money i would get a "nisan figaro" goggle it and you will find a damm sexy car!!
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: quizzical1 on February 14, 2007, 23:24:08
How do those of you with pocket sized cars(Nissan Micras and Suzuki Swifts etc.) cope with carting all your tools to and from your allotments, let alone trays of plants etc.?
I drive a Vauxhall Zafira, and things like rakes and hoes are very awkward to fit in that even at times. Mind you we do have a baby seat on the middle row of seats so that can't be collapsed easily. (for the grandson of 2 yrs)
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: norfolklass on February 15, 2007, 09:31:44
the back seats in my car drop down making the boot like a tardis! from the outside the car is tiny (constantly losing it in car parks) but me and OH have had a picnic in the boot before when rain stopped play. I can get all my tools plus a wheel barrow in the back ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Carol on February 15, 2007, 10:19:01
Well I have a Mini and think it is absolutely brilliant.  I am on my 2nd one (the other written off) and in all my years of driving, Polos, Vauxhall Chevette, Corsas, Novas, Wyvern, Seat and a Peugeot 206, it is the BEST.
;D ;D ;D ;D  Not only that when you come to sell one you don't get a big depreciation in price.  It is roomy inside and nothing like the original Mini which I did have in the 60's.  Highly recommended.   ;) ;)
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: saddad on February 15, 2007, 10:43:48
I drove Cavaliers for years, now have a Vectra.. with the back down you can about 20 60l sacks of Manure in the boot!...
;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: CotswoldLass on February 15, 2007, 10:55:01
Once had a Micra as a 'courtesy car' (which I didn't think was very courteous at all of the garage!). Nicknamed it the 'Nissan Hut'....

I love my Golf ;)
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: manicscousers on February 15, 2007, 14:52:26
we got 16 bags of horse muck in the back of the micra, mind you it was a bit of a squeeze  ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: supersprout on February 15, 2007, 15:06:52
Keep ya posh mertahs, this is the sproutwagon, and we're still together from (nearly) new.
http://www.whatcar.co.uk/car-review/fiat-doblo-mpv/359/
Six bales of straw and six bags of pony poo, without a passenger ;)

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Post by: cornykev on February 15, 2007, 15:15:12
Datson cherry a classic, havn't heard that for years  Datson cherry. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: tabbycat on February 15, 2007, 15:26:48
I've got a Renault Scenic and I love it as there is SO much room in it. My OH keeps threatening to swap it for a smaller car because then, and I quote.....

"you'll have to actually clean the boot out every now and then, instead of just chucking all your allotment stuff in and piling other things on top of it..there's stuff growing in there you know"

Needless to say, his car is very, very clean & tidy. ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: norfolklass on February 15, 2007, 15:41:12
Quote from: cornykev on February 15, 2007, 15:15:12
Datson cherry a classic, havn't heard that for years  Datson cherry. ;D ;D ;D

just for you, cornykev!

Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Emagggie on February 15, 2007, 16:00:00
Quote from: tabbycat on February 15, 2007, 15:26:48

"you'll have to actually clean the boot out every now and then, instead of just chucking all your allotment stuff in and piling other things on top of it..there's stuff growing in there you know"

Ha ha TC, same here. At the mo we've had a swap around as something seems to have dropped off Daughter ones car. She is only allowed to drive mine because hers is like a (dirty) stable on wheels and mine is like an allotment on wheels,.Daughter Twos car is very clean and girlie but I am allowed to drive it as she owes me money. ;D (oh the power) Bearded Wonders volvo is a very clean thing of beauty inside and out, but he pays to keep it so. ::)
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Hyacinth on February 15, 2007, 19:36:10
Quote from: Emagggie on February 15, 2007, 16:00:00


Daughter Twos car is very clean and girlie but I am allowed to drive it as she owes me money.

ROFL  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: ACE on February 16, 2007, 07:27:38
Dual carriageway, nissan micra, two old ladies having a natter, doing 20mph on the outside lane, what do I do, If I go past in the wrong lane I could be in trouble.

Bloody things should be banned!

As all of you are proud of your drives, here's mine. mishubitsi singlecab pickup, a ton of manure/gravel/compost goes in the back, it tows my boat, de-mountable caravan for holidays, 40mpg  4x4 for when I need to go somewhere offroad, and the dog can ride in the cab without worrying about the mud.

There is also a clean car that I am not allowed to use unless I have been completely defertilised. A nippy little MG  that goes like hell unless it is stuck behind a micra.
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: manicscousers on February 16, 2007, 08:07:15
Quote from: ACE on February 16, 2007, 07:27:38
Dual carriageway, nissan micra, two old ladies having a natter, doing 20mph on the outside lane, what do I do, If I go past in the wrong lane I could be in trouble.

Bloody things should be banned!

As all of you are proud of your drives, here's mine. mishubitsi singlecab pickup, a ton of manure/gravel/compost goes in the back, it tows my boat, de-mountable caravan for holidays, 40mpg  4x4 for when I need to go somewhere offroad, and the dog can ride in the cab without worrying about the mud.

There is also a clean car that I am not allowed to use unless I have been completely defertilised. A nippy little MG  that goes like hell unless it is stuck behind a micra.

do you watch Tim the toolman, Ace..I'm waiting for the grunty noises.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Henny Penny on February 16, 2007, 15:42:29
My student son has one of the old wedge shaped Micras. It's a cheap to insure first car and no-one wants to knick it.
There was no way he was going on my insurance - I drive a Subaru.
It's a fab car and you could get a pig in the back with the seats down.
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: froglets on February 16, 2007, 16:16:14
Every time we see a Honda Jazz, we glance at each other & say - "Giffer".  Since my mum bought one ( 70+) I have realised that no one under 60 drives one and it's usually a good idea to expect sudden swerves.
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Post by: redimp on February 16, 2007, 17:05:34
I drive Rover and I am very proud that I did not kill off a company slandered by the British press and public for years. >:(
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: manicscousers on February 16, 2007, 19:11:06
now trying to sell said micra on ebay..anyone ?  ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: TEL on February 16, 2007, 19:47:16
Quote from: norfolklass on February 14, 2007, 12:03:25
not a nissan micra, but possibly an earlier incarnation: a 1979 Datsun Cherry FII coupe.
she does do 85mph though ;D

i had the sss cope 160j what a car went like stink & rotted the same
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: louise stella on February 16, 2007, 22:23:29
Quote from: tabbycat on February 15, 2007, 15:26:48
I've got a Renault Scenic and I love it as there is SO much room in it. My OH keeps threatening to swap it for a smaller car because then, and I quote.....

"you'll have to actually clean the boot out every now and then, instead of just chucking all your allotment stuff in and piling other things on top of it..there's stuff growing in there you know"

Needless to say, his car is very, very clean & tidy. ;D

I've got one too and looove it to bits!!

What's a boot for anyway if it's not to fill it with all your lottie stuff!!!!!  Mine always has welly's, a big pink rubber trug/bucket thing (just in case i need to put something in it)  some sacks, a big green sheet thing to keep mud off the car (huh - like I bother with that) and a big green square bag thingy just in case......

Tell him he changes it at his peril.....
Louise!
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Andy H on February 17, 2007, 12:11:02
V reg citroen xantia 2l hdi estate
30 bags manure and 20 in trailer.
260 000 miles

just dropped wife off to go see chelsea she is MUFC fan so she is hiding in the croud!!! and happened to go past more manure so bunged a quick half ton in trailer! must be 200 bags this month :D must stop doing that.
Is this an addiction????

Even had to put one seat back up so M-in-L could sit in the car
(even though I suggested the trailer would be comfy)!!! ;D
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: manicscousers on February 18, 2007, 21:18:26
sold it so lots more £££'s to spend on the plot, new fruit cage first  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: busy_lizzie on February 19, 2007, 13:51:34
We haven't had a car for more than 10 years, and carry our tools up to the lottie in a wheelbarrow!  :D busy_lizzie
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: bennettsleg on February 19, 2007, 19:31:10
Ooh! Ooh! I'll sign! I'll sign!

Nissan micra, ford ka, ford fiesta, peugeot 106, fiat cinca chinquacento (blummin thing!) and the vauxhaul corsa. ARRGH!

And the new minis are always so bloody aggressively driven with their blinding headlights! Mercedes & BMW's the same.  And the new Blinged Up Range Rover (used to be a "proper" car...<sigh>). Lots of throwing the car around at the most inappropriate time and expecting warp speed ability on busy roads. They also seem to have Miracle Breaking Ability if the 80mph Vs single car distance between vehicles during the rain during rush hour on the A10 is anything to go by.

Infact, I propose to ban from the roads ALL CARS EXCEPT MINE between work and home during commuting hours!

Sincerely
Mazda MX5 (Mark 1), red, black soft top - wonderful car.
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: Andy H on February 19, 2007, 23:45:06
Infact, I propose to ban from the roads ALL CARS EXCEPT MINE between work and home during commuting hours!

If that includes me then yes! And ban the old people who do 20 everywhere despite being national limit.

Also drove mustang convertable, nice car in some way but tinny and soft tops are noisy things with rubbish rear window. :-X
Title: Re: Come on, own up.
Post by: ACE on February 20, 2007, 05:36:12
Quote from: Andy H on February 19, 2007, 23:45:06


And ban the old people who do 20 everywhere despite being national limit.



And what do the old buggers drive. All together now      'NISSAN MICRAS'

We have now come full circle on this one, but it took ages. Are you sure you don't all drive micras? ;)