Thought these were funny,when the English language is mangled by foreigners
Bucharest,Romania: The lift is being fixed for the next day,during that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Las Palmas,Canary Islands: If you telephone for room service you will get the answer you deserve.
Seoul,South Korea: Measles not included in room charge.
Austria: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascensaion.
Madrid,Spain: Our wine list leaves you nothing to hope for.
Ankora,Turkey: You are invite to visit our restaurant where you can eat the Middle East foods in a European ambulance.
Poland: As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol,you will be singing it's praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed.
Nairobi,Kenya: Customers who find our waitress rude ought to see the manager.
Collected by Charlie Croker in the book,Lost in Translation.
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