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Title: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: kenkew on January 08, 2007, 16:03:13
Don't laugh, but 6 weeks ago I banged my head on a metal door handle. It hurt a bit....! and there was quite a lot of blood around the place. I sort of bandaged it up and waited for nature to do the rest; However, where it scabbed over, I started to comb out quite a bit of hair. Now, although it's healed up, I'm constantly picking off bits of soft skin along with hair.
My question is Dear Agony Aunt, should I accept that at age 62 I should be preparing myself for a sun-tan on top or should I contemplate loosing not only my hair but some of my hard earned cash on a hair-piece.
Please advise.
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: ACE on January 08, 2007, 16:19:50
I am the wrong sex to be an Auntie but will Uncle Festus do. No good getting a syrup, They look so silly, nearly as bad as combing your hair with a flannel. I have heard that bald men make the best lovers, so shave the rest of it off and make sure you do not get knocked down in the rush ;D

If  you really want a wig, I expect if you ask manic scouser he could send you a spare one


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Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: cornykev on January 08, 2007, 16:54:58
I don't mind being auntie, Kenkew sack the syrup, bald is beautiful and combovers are definitely out. Blimey I'm taking this auntie lark a bit far, :o can anyone zip me up and does my bum look in this.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :-*
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: rosebud on January 08, 2007, 17:43:31
Ken, please please, don`t get a rug be a big man and suffer a bald head.
Rugs are for  very vain peeps.
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: kt. on January 08, 2007, 19:38:04
Dont bother with a doormat. Go bald gracefully ;D
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: manicscousers on January 08, 2007, 20:26:46
If  you really want a wig, I expect if you ask manic scouser he could send you a spare one by Ace

Hi, Cheeky boy, sorry, only tellies and videos left  ;D ;D ;D,
Ray shaved all the rest off when it started going thin, looks loads better   :D
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on January 08, 2007, 21:12:42
Don't worry about losing hair, it's not worth it. If you're desperate, replace it with some on your chin.
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: Mrs Ava on January 08, 2007, 22:42:37
I love bald men!  Jean luc Picard, my own love, Bruce Willis, my dad - yup, go bald gracefully Ken!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: Curryandchips on January 08, 2007, 22:52:50
I don't have a problem being bald, and I do resemble Jean Luc vaguely ...
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: Merry Tiller on January 08, 2007, 23:10:07
QuoteI have heard that bald men make the best lovers

Yes, but only of bald women
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: supersprout on January 08, 2007, 23:15:53
Sorry to hear of your mishap Ken, glad there was no worse damage :o Battle scars show a life well spent IMO. Bring on David Suchet and Jean-Luc (swoon) :)
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: Doris_Pinks on January 09, 2007, 13:15:24
My OH is a baldie, and always says it never worries him as he can't see it! ;D
And he looks so much sexier without his hair, well in my opinion anyway!

He does find though that raindrops on the pate irritate him, but wears a baseball cap to fix that and keep his head warm! ;D

So Ken, be bald n proud! :D
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: froglets on January 09, 2007, 13:47:43
Several yera ago I made my boss's day ( probably year) by announcing that Jean Luc Picard was SEXY.   "but he's bald"  "yup and sexier than all the rest of the crew with hair put together"

Off boss skips with happy grin on face, so he didn't hear the caveat, "but of course although he's bald he doesn't look like some dodgy porn star Phil & have you thought about losing the moustache........."

OH is 35 & mostly bald & wears his shine with pride.
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: kenkew on January 09, 2007, 16:11:30
Dear Agony Aunties. Many thanks for your varied replies.

Quote from: Robert_Brenchley on January 08, 2007, 21:12:42
Don't worry about losing hair, it's not worth it. If you're desperate, replace it with some on your chin.

Already got a chin full, an' it does grow wild elsewhere.

Quote from: Merry Tiller on January 08, 2007, 23:10:07
QuoteI have heard that bald men make the best lovers

Yes, but only of bald women
Do you have the address of a bald woman please?

Quote from: Curry on January 08, 2007, 22:52:50
I don't have a problem being bald, and I do resemble Jean Luc vaguely ...
What's a vaguely, please?

Quote from: ktlawson on January 08, 2007, 19:38:04
Dont bother with a doormat. Go bald gracefully ;D
Quote from: rosebud on January 08, 2007, 17:43:31
Ken, please please, don`t get a rug be a big man and suffer a bald head.
Rugs are for  very vain peeps.
I'm sure it's a long way off yet but anyone know a shop where I can buy a combe with big gaps....especially slightly left of centre?
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: Emagggie on January 10, 2007, 09:21:06
Please don't panic, Ken. Wide partings are so fashionable these days. If ever you find you cannot cope without hair, please send for one of these.
Here is the latest toupe as worn by our house model Big Liz.
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: manicscousers on January 10, 2007, 11:58:23
love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: lorna on January 10, 2007, 13:14:56
Love the colour......wonder if I dare?
Title: Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Post by: busy_lizzie on January 10, 2007, 13:56:30
Ken, agree with everyone here, bald men are very sexy, so let nature take its course. Loved the cat wig though so cute! Aah!!  Only thing is when at the lottie don't forget to wear a hat or plenty of suncream.  :-* busy_lizzie