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General => The Shed => Topic started by: kt. on December 18, 2006, 21:01:34

Title: Points to ponder
Post by: kt. on December 18, 2006, 21:01:34
Points to Ponder - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

- Does fuzzy logic tickle?

- If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

- How much faith does it take to be an atheist?

- I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

- If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?

- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

- If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

- Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

- I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
Title: Re: Points to ponder
Post by: Leonnie on December 19, 2006, 10:58:48
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

Oh finally, the perfect excuse ;D
Title: Re: Points to ponder
Post by: adam04 on December 19, 2006, 23:30:39
Why do they put frosted glass in aircraft toilets......
Title: Re: Points to ponder
Post by: katynewbie on December 20, 2006, 10:25:54
 ???

...and if we are the First World, poor countries are the Third World, where is the Second World?

::)
Title: Re: Points to ponder
Post by: saddad on December 20, 2006, 17:30:03
Technically Katie that was the Communist Economies of USSR and China...
Sorry!