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The Show => Pumpkin 'tastic => Topic started by: triffid on October 23, 2006, 20:40:30

Title: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: triffid on October 23, 2006, 20:40:30
Groanworthy pumpkin jokes apply here, please:

Here is Small Triff's current favourite:


What's a pumpkin's favourite sport?




SQUASH

::) ;D ::)
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: Emagggie on October 23, 2006, 21:41:31
GROAN.............. ;D
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: saddad on October 24, 2006, 08:11:12
I yes I remember that phase from my own, sadly coming up 17 in Spring!
::)
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: Emagggie on October 24, 2006, 09:22:51
Mine are still at it at 22 and 28. ::)
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: triffid on October 24, 2006, 19:06:50
... and the latest from Small Triff's seasonal pumpkin collection
(sorry: I have to share it -- it's too painful to keep to myself!)

When a pumpkin gets a scratch on its skin, what should you use to make it feel better?


(oh dear....)



A pumpkin patch
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: Emagggie on October 24, 2006, 22:30:54
Oh dear dear, ;D ;D
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: Doris_Pinks on October 25, 2006, 21:53:03
ahem.................................
ready?...................


Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

Taking my coat........................................................................................
Title: Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
Post by: Emagggie on October 25, 2006, 23:23:14
Aaaagggghhhhhhhhh ::) ;D
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