Allotments 4 All

I don't know how many of you watch The Actor's Studio, presented by James Lipton on the Performance Channel, but I love the ten questions he always asks his guest at the end of the show and I thought I'd post them here and (hopefully) have a read of the answers.  I have a feeling they will be very interesting / funny.  Please feel free to ignore the favourite curse word question - I don't want a ticking off from Dan!  :-[

1. What is your favourite word?
2. What is your least favourite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1.  love (boringly predictable, but very hard to answer....nothing springs to mind)
2. overdrawn
3. I have no idea as it changes all the time for different things.....
4. shouting and arguing
5.  chocolate  ;)
6.  childrens laughter
7.  silence
8.  lawyer
9.  blood donor nurse (needle phobia!)
10.  Welcome Emma, your dad is over there.  :'(

aww i like this

1. What is your favourite word?
kewl
2. What is your least favourite word?
dork
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
music
4. What turns you off?
stubborn people
5. What is your favorite curse word?
c**t
6. What sound or noise do you love?
hot water running in the bath on a dark, cold winters monring.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
builders
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
graphic design
9. What profession would you not like to do?
accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Everything's OK.

1. What is your favourite word?

DAD


2. What is your least favourite word?

SPIT


3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

HORSE RACING


4. What turns you off?

PEOPLE SPITTING


5. What is your favorite curse word?

TW*T


6. What sound or noise do you love?

A CHILDS BELLY LAUGH


7. What sound or noise do you hate?

A DENTISTS DRILL.....\  MY GF MOANY WINEY VOICE


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

AN AUTOPSY JOB


9. What profession would you not like to do?

A PILOT / AIR STEWARDESS


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING U FATBOY......NOW GO CLEAN THE TOILETS

1. Pottering.
2. Office.
3. See No. 1.
4. Bullies.
5. Ferfuxsake.
6. Birdies tweetiing.
7. Arguments/shouting.
8. Prime minister.
9. Maccie D's counter staff.
10. Ferfuxsake girl, I never expected you to to turn up !

1. Please
2. Work
3. Music - of the harmony kind rather than bang-bang-drum-rap.
4. Snoring
5. Drat and double drat.
6. My son laughing
7. The noise hubby makes while clearing his throat.
8. Forensic scientist
9. Lawyer
10. There's just one plot left - it's covered with [insert perennial root-to-shoot weed here]. Rotovator's gone for a service, so it's digging. A bit of hard work won't kill you.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great Questions!

1. Erm...Allotment
2. Injustice
3. Growing things
4. Snobbery
5. Scut (It means a rabbits tail, but it works!)
6. The Sea
7. Traffic
8. Author
9. Estate Agent
10. " We have not been watching you..."

1 Mum/Nan
2 No
3 My husband
4 Bad manners
5*&^%$*&
6 My husbands key in the door
7Loud music
8 work in a garden centre
9 Teacher
10 All your relatives are over that way.

1. What is your favourite word?  MUMMY
2. What is your least favourite word? MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? GARDENING
4. What turns you off? LIARS
5. What is your favorite curse word? B*****KS
6. What sound or noise do you love? KIDS LAUGHING
7. What sound or noise do you hate? WOODPIGEONS @ 4:30AM
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? PRIVATE DETECTIVE
9. What profession would you not like to do? ACCOUNTANCY
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I'M SORRY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG DEPARTMENT"

1. What is your favourite word?  Quagmire
2. What is your least favourite word? Utilise
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Tranquility
4. What turns you off? Arrogance
5. What is your favorite curse word? Bugger
6. What sound or noise do you love? Sound of moving water
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Dentist's drill
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Skier
9. What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Grandad's over there.

This is fun! :D

1. What is your favourite word?  Squid
2. What is your least favourite word? Address
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Love
4. What turns you off? Carelessness
5. What is your favorite curse word? Crepe
6. What sound or noise do you love? Fat chuckles, esp. youngsters
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Arguing
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Nutritionist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Teacher
10. Well done, you can have a nice rest now

1.Hiya! (kids greeting as they walk through my door)
2.Can't
3.looking again at the dozens of family photos
4.People who think they know it all when they don't
5.Dare not say
6.Children/grandchildren's talking and laughter.
7.My dog yapping in the garden
8.Holiday presenter
9.Nursing
10. Charlie is waiting over there.

I will get around to doing mine eventually but in the meantime, one answer I really liked after watching a show featuring the cast/writer's of Will and Grace was by one of the writer's who answered the following question

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

with

See, I told you it's alright to be gay. 

1. What is your favourite word? Matey
2. What is your least favourite word? I won't post it, even masked, but it's what white people used to call coloured people and now coloured people call coloured people too!
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Music
4. What turns you off? Ignorance
5. What is your favorite curse word? Begins with B and ends in CKS
6. What sound or noise do you love? I love the sound of my son laughing
7. What sound or noise do you hate? When I can hear people eating their food
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Lawyer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Proctology
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  Your best friend said what took you so long?!

1. What is your favourite word? Flange
2. What is your least favourite word? 'innit
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Luton Town FC
4. What turns you off? BO
5. What is your favorite curse word? Fucknut
6. What sound or noise do you love? Rain, when I'm in bed
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Other peoples kids screaming
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Archaeologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Doctor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sorry lad, you're downstairs

OK, I'll play :)

1. What is your favourite word? Bollocks :-[
2. What is your least favourite word? Begins with 'C'
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The Sun (definetly not the red top rag)
4. What turns you off? Bigotted views
5. What is your favorite curse word? Bollocks :-[
6. What sound or noise do you love? Flute or recorder played well
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Three chord rock music
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Veg grower :)
9. What profession would you not like to do? Ad exec, fashion designer etc.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Dream on

1. Obstreperous
2. Can't
3. Sunshine, I'm a summer baby.  The world is always a better place if the sun is shining
4. A hairy back ...  ;D
5. Feckadoodledo
6. Laughter, my son's in particular
7. The tick of a clock, can't have em in my house!
8. I would love to retrain as a garden designer.
9. Nanny ... gawd, I could not cope.
10. Well as far as I'm concerned if there's no chocolate in heaven I ain't going!

OK, I'll give it a go!

1. What is your favourite word? Moist  (just sounds like it is!)

2. What is your least favourite word? C***t, hate it hate it hate it!!

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Nature

4. What turns you off? Intolerence of others

5. What is your favorite curse word? b*ggery boll*cks or Wan*ers

6. What sound or noise do you love? Thunderstorms, when tucked up in bed!

7. What sound or noise do you hate? People chewing loudly...arggggggg

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Graphic Artist

9. What profession would you not like to do? Cor could be a huge list..........but the main one would be anything to do with cleaning up someone elses vomit!(no taxi driving on a Saturday night for me then!)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Take this large (never empty) glass of Chardonnay, and join your rellies are over there in the jacuzzi, theres a barbeque later, dress casual!

1. What is your favourite word? throat
2. What is your least favourite word? c*nt and nearly everything that my sexually & racially discriminating boss says
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? not having to be at work, connecting with the earth and laughter
4. What turns you off? bigots, back stabbers and nay-sayers. Oh, and authority.
5. What is your favorite curse word? f*ck, in it's many different guises
6. What sound or noise do you love? OH pottering & laughter
7. What sound or noise do you hate? stupid mobile phone ringtones, a non-starting strimmer ;)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? forensic psychologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? care worker, accountant or paper shuffler.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I need therapy.

Favourite word:  surreptitious
Least favourite word:  horrendous
Turn on:  the countryside
Turn off:  noisy echoey places
Favourite curse word:  any and all of the above, and feck
Love:  sound of church bells
Hate:  sound of wailing screaming children
Profession I’d like:  restaurant critic
Profession I wouldn’t like:  cleaner
At the Pearly Gates I would like God to say, “Only people that you like are allowed in here.”

1. fabulous
2. duvet
3. confidence, happiness
4. George Bush
5. the f word
6. wood pigeons at the start of summer, birds singing generally and the local church bells peeling.
7. the bloomin police helicopter that seems to hover for hours near to OH's house
8. dancer / social worker
9. butcher / politician
10.you're way too early ...

1. What is your favourite word? chocolate
2. What is your least favourite word? slit (shudders!)
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? moonlight
4. What turns you off? drunk lairy people (drunk silly people are cool ;))
5. What is your favorite curse word? bugger
6. What sound or noise do you love? the wind in the trees
7. What sound or noise do you hate? hercules planes (shudders again!)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? hedge laying
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything indoors
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? hail and well met :)