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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Heldi on June 21, 2006, 20:10:33

Title: Big Pants
Post by: Heldi on June 21, 2006, 20:10:33
I saw thee most humungous pair of big pants   :o on a washing line on my way back from school today...I just had to share that with you !!!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: supersprout on June 21, 2006, 20:16:15
;D Were they fully inflated in this wind heldi? ;)
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Heldi on June 21, 2006, 20:17:46
Cor blimey were they not!  I'm surprised the garden didn't take off and sail away !
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Roy Bham UK on June 21, 2006, 20:29:37
Probably there to scare the pants off any would be burglars :o I've heard of folk putting size 12 boots :o on show in the front porch to scare off burglars, probs works too ;D
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: petemason on June 21, 2006, 20:36:48
When I first moved to Lincoln, my wife took me on a guided tour of the City in an open-topped bus. It stops outside the obvious points of interest (Castle, Cathedral etc) and one stop is to show you part of the old Roman wall which is in the garden of a private house.
On the day in question, there was (you've guessed it) a humongous pair of pants on the washing line in said garden.
Years later we were at  a wedding and got into conversation with one of my wife's colleagues about the open-top bus. "Oh, I see that a lot" she said "It stops outside my house several times a day"
We just gave each other a knowing look!
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Doris_Pinks on June 21, 2006, 21:49:42
Mwahahahaha Pete! We calls em apple catchers in my family! ;D
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Hyacinth on June 21, 2006, 22:13:34
Dreadnoughts in ours  ;D
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Roy Bham UK on June 21, 2006, 22:41:06
Quote from: Doris_Pinks on June 21, 2006, 21:49:42
Mwahahahaha Pete! We calls em apple catchers in my family! ;D

:o DORIS PINKS  :o
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Yorkie on June 23, 2006, 13:15:07
Did they have "Mumfords" across the backside?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: lorna on June 24, 2006, 23:02:29
My old Dad used to call my Mum's... barrage balloons
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Hyacinth on June 24, 2006, 23:18:53
and what did your Mum call your Dad, Lorna ;D

AND WELCOME BACK!

Have you checked your pak choi, btw? Mine have grown loverly flowers :o
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: lorna on June 24, 2006, 23:35:09
Lish/ I am too much of a lady to answer your first question ;D
Secondly I forgot to sow them :o
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Hyacinth on June 24, 2006, 23:41:47
Quote from: lorna on June 24, 2006, 23:35:09

Secondly I forgot to sow them :o

EJ says that they bolted cos they were sown at the wrong time, so you can have your stirfries in the autumn (and I've had to have mine tonight - loads of it - wind's picking up again, this part of the country ;))
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: weedbusta on June 27, 2006, 21:48:28
big pants are called belly warmers!!
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: Mrs Ava on June 27, 2006, 22:00:34
no.....arm pit huggers!  ;D
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Post by: busy_lizzie on June 27, 2006, 23:03:48
;D Very appropriately "bloomers"  ;) busy_lizzie
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: weedbusta on June 30, 2006, 11:18:08
bras are ......over shoulder boulder holders.
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: cookie on July 03, 2006, 16:34:51
Not just the ladies that wear big pants! One of my favourite residents  asked me where he could buy some new summer drawers, as M and S have gone trendy, and our local drapers have closed. Apparently the ones that need replacing are waist to knee, airtex with room to move!!!  What a picture :) :)
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: tim on July 03, 2006, 16:57:17
In the Forces, they were Passion Crushers?
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: lorna on July 03, 2006, 17:14:03
Tim. A'hem, wonder how Mum managed to have nine of us?? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: lancelotment on July 03, 2006, 17:40:40
Waist to knee Cookie?  That's nearly a sleeping bag!!  I think, in the interests of future generations that these 'big pants' should be exempt from inheritance tax, should be the main item in next weeks buy one get one free at the CO-OP and should be made compulsory as part of the dress code for the grand Opening of Parliament (televised of course).  That way we would all know that those MP's, mostly full of their own importance ( and other things I won't go into) were all wearing HUGE PANTS!!!! Lance
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: tim on July 03, 2006, 17:46:38
My Wife's were khaki. Anything worse??

( I didn't see them!!)
Title: Re: Big Pants
Post by: cookie on July 03, 2006, 21:16:51
That figures Tim, the chap in question was a Major in the Royal Horse Artillery!!!