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General => The Shed => Topic started by: MrsKP on May 20, 2006, 10:38:57

Title: Delia's handy hints
Post by: MrsKP on May 20, 2006, 10:38:57
Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way 
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way 
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way 
Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way 
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way 
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way 
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way 
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won’t give a sh*t?

Delia's Way 
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia's Way 
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman's Way
Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!

;D
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: Merry Tiller on May 20, 2006, 13:16:23
Very good
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: Mrs Ava on May 20, 2006, 13:56:57
Phew, I am a real woman after all!
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: lorna on May 20, 2006, 16:47:32
Mrs KP. All on my own (except the for the dog) have just laughed out loud. That is my sense of humour!! ;D
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: Wicker on May 20, 2006, 16:53:34
Mrs KP, all sounds perfectly logical to me ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on May 20, 2006, 17:32:03
I wonder how much of this stuff Delia actually does when the cameras are switched off.
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: mc55 on May 20, 2006, 19:02:24
ha ha ... LMAO ...
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Post by: cherry on May 20, 2006, 19:08:45
That just brightened up a cold damp miserable lottieless day Mrs KP.   Thanks!
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Post by: busy_lizzie on May 20, 2006, 21:31:40
I love this!!  ;D busy_lizzie
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: GREENWIZARD on May 20, 2006, 21:39:44
i'm all woman ;) ;D
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Post by: lorna on May 20, 2006, 22:42:53
Sent it to my sister-in-law... she replied that it sounds like ME. Wonder whatever she means ;D
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Post by: Jill on May 21, 2006, 08:52:16
;D ;D ;D Excellent, real woman me too, except for one thing: I never buy Smash, not ever (yuc!).
Title: Re: Delia's handy hints
Post by: cookie on May 21, 2006, 15:08:08
What a decision to make! Do I drink the last glass of red wine? or do I put it in the stew!!! Watch this space. ;)