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Title: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: kenkew on March 08, 2004, 21:12:23
Anyone got local 'sayings' that make some sort of sense? How about rhymes to remember planting times or seed keeping tips or harvesting tips in ways that can be remembered?
One oldie from my father-in-Law was, ..."I'll help thee, an' thee helps me, then we help him, an' that mak's three".
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Tenuse on March 09, 2004, 16:28:49
I'm sure Gavin's got one about sitting bare-arsed on the soil if you look back a few threads...

Ten x
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Doris_Pinks on March 09, 2004, 16:29:36
14th May, runner bean day!
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: gavin on March 09, 2004, 18:52:51
Thank you, Tenuse!

The "Yorkshire bare-arse" test;  'If you can bare your bum and sit on the soil, it's warm enough to sow.'

On weed roots - "If it's white, get the ***** out"

And Hugh's (I like this one -) - "The early brid catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

All best - Gavin
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Colin_Bellamy-Wood on March 11, 2004, 19:43:57
My Boss, a Yorkshire man, used to say :

Nobody's perfect, except thee and me, and I've heard a thing or two said about thee...
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Hugh_Jones on March 12, 2004, 00:40:20
An old agricultural maxim - "The best fertilizer is the toe of the farmer`s boot".

And dear old Marsh Marigold trotted out some rather out-of-the-way ones in the Shed last autumn
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Ceri on March 12, 2004, 07:40:51
There's a time for everything and its normally last week
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: gavin on March 12, 2004, 13:12:51
And another "The best weedkiller - the gardener's shadow".

All best - Gavin
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: The gardener on March 12, 2004, 16:35:01
Gavin?........ how do you go on if you are a Chernoble refugee. Do you take the high, low or average reading?  ;D


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Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: gilgamesh on April 23, 2004, 12:25:29
"Parsley only grows where the woman wears the trousers".

Plant Parsley on Good Friday.

"Parsley only grows where the man wears horns".

"The bigger the boot, the better the gardner".

Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Multiveg on April 23, 2004, 12:33:12
Boxing day - traditional day for sowing onions (probably more for show, and those big ones such as The Kelsae)
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Ricky on April 30, 2004, 16:51:48
Ok I'm a newbie  ;D but one saying is "One for the rook, one for the crow, one to rot and one to grow" old farmer saying I'm told. 8)
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Lavender on June 16, 2004, 21:57:59
Just spotted this thread - reminded me of something I read.  Italian vegetable growers (don't know if they call them allotmenteers) have a saying which translates roughly to ...  'the earth is low'.  When you're bent double planting leeks ... you can say that again mate  ;D
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Bionic Wellies on July 05, 2004, 14:58:10
One from Hampshire ...

Oak before Ash - prepare for a spalsh (little rain)
Ash before Oak - prepare for a soak (loadsa rain)
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: eileen on July 06, 2004, 12:55:47
"Never cast a cloot 'till May is oot." Old Scottish saying. Hardly appropriate though considering the blistering heat we had here in May!!!



Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Tenuse on July 16, 2004, 11:20:20
Yes but by "May" they don't mean the month of May, they mean "When the hawthorn is in flower" (May is another name for Hawthorn).

I have never worked out what a clout is though, does it mean don't take your coat off, or don't start digging????

Ten x
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: busy_lizzie on July 16, 2004, 13:25:15
Ten, Think it means the layers of clothing you wore during the winter.  In the days when we didn't have central heating and used to wear half a dozen woolies in the winter to keep warm.  

I remember when I was a little girl and you had to wear loads of layers including "liberty bodices", anyone remember them?  It was so cold in our house we had to get our clothes on under the bedclothes and same at night when we were taking them off.  Jack Frost hardened on the inside of the window panes.  The settee pushed up as far as it would go to the coal fire (our only form of heating.) If you needed to go into the kitchen it was like a trip to the North Pole.  

Curtains up at the doors for the draft and home made draft excluders at the bottom.  Some posh people in our Street even had winter curtains and summer curtains.  You also had to throw a couple of extra coats on the bed to keep the chill off at night. Thats when it was the "Grim North".   ::) busy_lizzie
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: kenkew on July 16, 2004, 16:16:13
.........and don't forget the outside loo with pieces of damp newspaper hung on a nail at the back of the door!
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Mrs Ava on July 16, 2004, 23:17:15
Ooo I shall tell my nan she is posh - she has summer and winter curtains, and me being a good old fashioned girl,   ::) we still have a curtain at the door to keep the drafts out....or is it to keep the giraffes out?

Oh dear, it has been a long week   :-\
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Wicker on July 17, 2004, 18:23:28
Liberty bodices, Liberty bodices with the rubber buttons!! And the scarf crossed in front and pinned at the back, pixies and navy gym knickers with a pocket. :o

Wandered off the thread again, sorry.  Please return to normal service and make allowances for the elderly ::)
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Tenuse on July 18, 2004, 14:37:07
Crikey! I think I prefer the 16 tog duvet and indoor plumbing thanks  ;D

Ten x
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: GREENWIZARD on April 02, 2005, 10:26:17
when the ass begins to bray,be sure we shall have rain today.

mist in may & heat in june
will bring all things into tune.
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: simon404 on April 02, 2005, 21:32:00
On March - "comes in like a lion, goes out like a lamb"  :)
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Roy Bham UK on April 02, 2005, 23:08:17
On March - "comes in like a  lamb, goes out like a" lion as well  ;D sometimes :P
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: Roy Bham UK on April 02, 2005, 23:10:23
Quote from: wardy on April 02, 2005, 23:06:32
Ne'er cast a clart til May is art  ;D

I think it means don't plant too soon  ;D

I think Eileen done that one last year, come on Wardy get updated ;D
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: snapdragon on July 21, 2005, 20:22:32
I am also new to this site, and enjoy reading peoples comments.
My husband picked me up this book called "gardening wisdom" with hundreds of sayings,heres one of my faivorouts
First the farmer sows the seed,then he stands and takes ease.
Stamps his feetand claps his hands,and turns him round to view the land

from snapdragon.
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: snapdragon on July 21, 2005, 20:34:50
spellings a bit to be desired !!!!
must remember spell check
Title: Re:Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: amphibian on September 17, 2005, 11:50:09
Quote from: busy_lizzie on July 16, 2004, 13:25:15
Ten, Think it means the layers of clothing you wore during the winter.  In the days when we didn't have central heating and used to wear half a dozen woolies in the winter to keep warm. 

I remember when I was a little girl and you had to wear loads of layers including "liberty bodices", anyone remember them?  It was so cold in our house we had to get our clothes on under the bedclothes and same at night when we were taking them off.  Jack Frost hardened on the inside of the window panes.  The settee pushed up as far as it would go to the coal fire (our only form of heating.) If you needed to go into the kitchen it was like a trip to the North Pole.   

Curtains up at the doors for the draft and home made draft excluders at the bottom.  Some posh people in our Street even had winter curtains and summer curtains.  You also had to throw a couple of extra coats on the bed to keep the chill off at night. Thats when it was the "Grim North".   ::) busy_lizzie

Sounds like my childhood, and I'm only 26.  But then I'm from North Wales, and that is even grimmer than the North of England.

Our pipes usometimes froze in winter, and we'd have to collect our water from a spring 2 miles away, there would be a queue showing how many people were in the same boat.
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: terrace max on September 18, 2005, 21:01:14
Chinese proverb:

'The best time to plant a fruit tree is ten years ago, the next best time is now...'
Title: Re: Sayings T'wixt gardeners.
Post by: amphibian on September 20, 2005, 17:31:56
"Give weeds an inch and they'll take your yard "