Just opened the washing machine and out fell OHs reading glasses LOL!! we searched this morning like we were looking for gold. Mind you he will have the cleanest glasses ever!!. I just do not know how they got in there. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
I'm sure He'll SEE the funny side ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: montanum on March 28, 2006, 13:36:12
I'm sure He'll SEE the funny side ;D ;D ;D
Spec he will ;D ;D
Rosebud. Just recently one of young Lorna's volunteers (a very funny lady, originally from London) was telling me that her husband wasn't at all well. He removed his false teeth and put them in his shirt pocket. He then put his shirt in the washing machine and switched on. He said to Betty "You will be really cross if your machine is damaged" Betty replied "BU**er the machine those false teeth cost hundreds of pounds!!" I thought it was hilarious. It's the way she tells em!!
Lorna.
I remember someone whose false teeth were rubbing, so he took them out & carefully put them out of sight behind an ornament on the coffee table while he gave his gums a rest from the chafing...the coffee table was in front of the mat in front of the fire - the dog's favourite place. While the gent read the paper, the dog came in and settled down on the mat to enjoy a bone.......
But no-one had given him a bone.....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Two friends of mine, now both dead, went on holiday together once. Tish made Fluf promise to cover himself in mosquito spray because he whinged so much if he was bitten. They go to sleep, Tish gets up early to have a shower, all she can hear is "I've bin bit! I've bin bit!". She says "You can't have been bit, you plastered yourself in mosquito spray you daft git." He says "I'm telling you, I've bin bit!" She comes out of the bathroom, tells him to turn round so she can have a look. He'd slept on his false teeth. He'd bit himself.
I once felt violently ill, rushed to the bog, vomited all over the place, flushed it all away, then realised I'd flushed my false teeth. Not the sort of thing you're likely to forget!
Mary. See what you have started ;D ;D
Back to glasses, tho.....
Dreadful to be shortsighted and really, really need to see!! And try SO hard to focus those myopic eyes on.................a washing machine's window?..."now I see it, now I don't"...... ::)
??? ::) 8)
I'm so pleased it's not just me I wash all sorts, phones, bank cards, plant labels,lighters and last week 250 Euro's (no jokes about money laundering please).
They go through the dryer as well, all were fine afterwards except the phone and the bank card. 8)
a switched on mobile went in the w/m one day, lot's of fizzling, cracking, sparking and popping.
Quite a spec(no punintended)tacular end to a mobile phone.
;D