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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Amazin on March 18, 2006, 21:08:59

Title: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 18, 2006, 21:08:59
I may not be a YaBBe God yet...


but, as from tonight, I now have an allotment.


I'm really rather chuffed.


;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: MikeB on March 18, 2006, 21:45:20
Good luck and all the best
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: grawrc on March 18, 2006, 21:49:14
Wow! Dare I say: that's amazin'! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: supersprout on March 18, 2006, 22:06:57
yaaaaay! ;D ;D ;D
I hope you have loads of pleasure amazin, well done, at last!
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Hyacinth on March 18, 2006, 22:42:01
AMAZIN', Amazin

Hot news on a cold day - don't get better than this

;D ;D ;D Lish x
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 18, 2006, 23:33:13
Well,  it's been four hours now since I got the news and it's only just sinking in - oh, hang on a sec -

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, that's better.

Many thanks for all your good wishes. Now, who wants to be first on my duty roster?

Hello?... hello?... anyone there?...

;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Curryandchips on March 18, 2006, 23:35:18
Yes enjoy the euphoria, the hard work starts pretty soon  ;D

No seriously - congratulations.
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Wicker on March 19, 2006, 00:11:56
Congrats, Amazin - a year from now you will wonder what you did with your life up to now!!
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 19, 2006, 00:52:51
I'm lucky in that I can get cardboard aplenty from work, as well as bags of shredded-to-confetti-size paper and as many pallets as the servants can load in the back of the Rolls - ahem! - sorry, still euphoric it seems.

What with some rolls of black membrane and a few tentpegs, and the leafmould I've been collecting (not to mention a local B&Q just down the road for supplies of compost; etc), I think I'll get off to a reasonable start.

I was worried that I'd get Charlie (yes, I've already named it) later in the season and lose a few weeks, but with this extended winter weather, I reckon I can get a good start.

Life, Wicker? LIFE??? I haven't had a life since I've had a garden!!!

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: tim on March 19, 2006, 08:46:49
Can't lift anything very heavy, but I'll give you moral support anytime!
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Mrs Ava on March 19, 2006, 10:38:02
Congratulations!  Such perfect timing!  Can't wait to see photos and hear all of your growing plans and of course, SUCCESSES!  ;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: ellkebe on March 19, 2006, 11:06:50
Duty rosta?  Is that the one where I sit and drink a cold beer (or hot chocolate!) while directing operations?  ;D ;D  Got that down to a fine art with OH so happy to help you out anytime Amazin  ;D
Great news btw - enjoy!
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: lorna on March 19, 2006, 15:35:58
Great guns. Good wishes for many hours/days/months/years of growing lovely things.
Lorna
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 19, 2006, 19:20:37
I went up to see Charlie for the first time this morning (forgetting the camera, of course). It's 60' x 18' and - blimey! - it's been almost completely cleared already - a bit of couch, a bit of bramble, but on digging a toe in, also a bit of carpet and a bit of black membrane!

Apparently a couple took the plot on last year and made a good start. Unfortunately, just a few months ago the lady had a serious car accident and although she has made a good recovery so far, they decided to give up allotmenteering for the time being. Well, since all their work has been to my advantage, I feel duty bound to make a darn good go of this. So that's the 1% inspiration - now for the 99% perspiration...

I'm lucky in that I've been growing veg in a patch of my garden for a few years now, so I've had a bit of practice, and also I've been on this forum for a year now (last Wednesday), secretly squirrelling away all your expertise! So be warned - you may be called upon to give evidence!

Many thanks all for your support and encouragement - very much appreciated, and I hope you're all looking forward to the 900 photos next week!

So, Dan, when do I get to learn the secret handshake?

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: derbex on March 19, 2006, 20:30:43
Get stuck in that man!

Have you got it all planned out? The orchard over there to give a bit of shade to the pond. Vines up the pergola from whose grapes is made the wine that you sip as you sit and watch the serfs tending the land.


It's all such a nice dream -until you realise that you're the serf  :o

Still good fun though -being the lord of 5  poles.

Jeremy
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 19, 2006, 20:36:51
Wot? All those messy grapes falling into the swimming pool? I should think not!

Besides, with five poles, I need space for the dancers!

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: flowerlady on March 19, 2006, 21:48:22
Go girl!!  :D

From back garden square foot to half pint size lottie, you won't know what to do with yourself   ;D

Do you have all the seeds you need, can I send you anything?
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Heldi on March 19, 2006, 21:58:45
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: busy_lizzie on March 19, 2006, 22:34:56
Fantastic to hear the news about your lottie, Amazin.  It sounds as though it will be great and as EJ says good timing. You got one just before the weeds really take hold.  :D All the very best with it. busy_lizzie
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 20, 2006, 01:38:53
The real work starts next weekend - I booked a couple of extra days off work in anticipation (chickens all present and correct!). What's the betting there'll be a blizzard/earthquake/plague of locusts?

Anyway, I've made a list of the equipment I'll need, in order of importance:

Calor gas burner
Kettle
Sarnies
Comfy Chair
Tube of Deep Heat
Gardening tools

How am I doing so far?
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: katynewbie on March 20, 2006, 14:02:39
;D

Great list, you may want to include:

Wellies/waders
Souwester (sp?)
The services of Noah and his ark
Snowshoes
St Bernard dog

;)
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: MikeB on March 20, 2006, 14:21:40
Don't forget the coffee/Tea
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Heldi on March 20, 2006, 14:29:34
What about a big stick for poking and prodding? Always useful  :D
Title: Re: The Half-Plot thickens...
Post by: Amazin on March 21, 2006, 21:33:24
Ah, thanks Heldi, almost forgot:

First Aid Kit (economy size)

;D