one 13 yr old boy, who is driving me nuts, will take anything in return preferably a rottweiler puppy
hi iain, you think you have problems now just wait untill he get to around 18-20yrs youll be grey and pulling your hair out,
i have twins, a boy and a girl of 25, now that was fun,
so just enjoy it,
catch you later
windy
Is he organic and therefore safe to compost down?
Anyone fancy a non-organic 19-year-old who seems set on a career in lying in bed?
I will trade you a 6 year old tantrumming, foot stamping, "I hate you" screaming little angel. She comes with plenty of accessories - large carpet staining felt tip pens, an array of tiny polly pocket accessories which hoover up wonderfully, and then mid tantrum, can be painstakingly removed from the grime of the hoover bag, a selection of sharp babie high heels which can be scattered on the stairs to be trodden on in the dark of night allowing the creeper to stifle their screams and gallons of tomato ketchup! ;D
lol sounds just like my one jenny, he lives on the computer
Any offers?
Just you wait till she see's that robert....doghouse for you me boy !!!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
I got a 16 year old that won't get out of bed, do any washing/tidying up and responds with an "I KNOW MUM" to everything and is also glued to the keyboard cos " (Suck in teeth here)just doing my coursework". Oh and a 13 year old whose trousers seem to be permenantly round her knees, who enjoys winding up previous child, and loves rolling her eyes in a dramatic fashion, loves to flounce out of the room with her mother yelling "don't you dare walk away from me, come back here this instant " behind!! ( I AM becoming my Mother! :o) Both come with a Guinea Pig each, and fairly good table manners, when they can pick their elbows off the table to eat, housetrained, (so long as they do not have to replace a toilet roll, heaven forbid), and multilingual. (both able to talk predominantly in prehistoric grunts and sighs.) ;D ;D
Boy!! Have I laughed over this thread BUT you wait until they have all left home you will miss them more than you would believe. Wouldn't you????
Quote from: lorna on January 08, 2006, 15:25:11
BUT you wait until they have all left home you will miss them more than you would believe. Wouldn't you????
errr, not necessarily, immediately? ;) Tidy house, still food in the fridge when I come in from being out, loo seat
down!! For a while it was bliss ;D Son had been away at Uni a coupla weeks when my phone rang one night...
me:Hello?
caller:Hello, it's ME!
me:well, you obviously know who you are, but I don't...Who is that, please?
caller: (not quite so confidently..) It's me, Richard..
me (genuinely puzzled)...which Richard?
caller (after long silence..) your SON, Richard!!
me: oh! THAT Richard!!! (enthusiastically...) HELLO Richard - how's it going??
:-[ ;D