GARDENING GUIDE
HOEING : Method of killing seedlings whilst redistributing
stones
COMPOST : The only thing which grows
ALLOTMENT : But little acheived  (only joking folks ;) )
BROAD BEAN : Vegetable grown as food for blackfly
ANNUAL : An unwanted plant which persists in reseeding
itself year after year
PRUNING : Method of killing plants
PERENNIAL : Should appear each year but doesn't
ROCKERY : Heap of rubble left behind by builders
DIGGING : Wife's nagging about garden
WEED : Main garden crop
so true...... ;D