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Into a swimming pool, fully clothed!!! Half way to school, and the heavens opened, never seen anything like it!! Wall of water, kids drenched, me drenched!! Got home, then had to go out in it again to take dry clothes to kids....!!! Best bit? Boiler's Bloody well packed up.. ::) ::) ::) so can't get hot bath either......OK moan over!!! Will go and stand on side of roads to get splashed for bit..... ;D ;D ;D ;)

Thanks Wardy!! But on bright side, have decided no point in changing clothes, will walk into town and watch others run for cover!!! LOL!! I can't get any wetter so will make the most....! Bye.....as she squelches out of room.. ;)

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Derekthefox :D

Hope you don't catch a cold. :)

  poor lottie     (http://bestsmileys.com/weather/1.gif)

i forgot to mention L it's lovely & sunny here(http://bestsmileys.com/silly/11.gif)

But, Lottie - the chap who you want to splash you at the roadside would be fined & get 6 points on his licence??

Poor lottie , :-[ :-[ :-[ just go put your boots on and go splashing in some huge puddles will make you feel so much better  ;D ;D ;D

LOL!! Thanks all! Green Wizzard.....That's helped...!!! ;D ;) Went into town, did some major splashing!! It's incredible, nice in a werid way!! Dibs, this has gone past wellie stage!! I think a wet suit may be in order..! Tim, think the police will inundated with calls....noone can drive without splashing at min, unless get out and push the car along!! Plumber coming any minute, he is...really...please?!?! Then nice hot shower, til time to pick kids up..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

best make sure lottie when you go to get  the kids you are well armed , ;D ;D ;D wet suits umbrella,s waders ,and boat you should be fine  ;D ;D ;D

LOL...not forgetting water wings and rubber duck... ;D ;D ;D
Bob's having a ball!!  ;)

how is bob does he have his legs yet , ;D ;D ;D is he swimming are just floating along  ;D ;D ;D ;D or have you made in a little boat

So glad you back, Dibs!!! LOL! Bob is doin the back stroke round the patio at the min, getting himself in shape for lady frogs in the Spring..... ;D ;)

lol lottie  ;D ;D ;D if he wants to get really fit lottie you will have to start sending him up that slope in your garden doing front crawl  ;D ;D he will have the young lady froglets falling at his knees by the time spring comes

Well, with your style advice and a splash of aftershave, he'll have no probs.......though he really must stop spitting...is not attractive... ::) ;)

have big plans for bob he will look the bees knees buy the time i have finshed ,you must tell him he is a frog not a camel  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes Dibs, but he is a rare, boss-eyed spitting frog....from Azerbaijan ( No idea of spelling... ;D), think they're protected...mind you if he keeps this up, he'll need protection!!!!  ::) ;)

are you sure he is from Azerbaijan or is he from Azersuffolk ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ooooo no Dibs! Azersuffolk is dark dangerous place, no frog has ever got out alive yet.......though.....there have been legends.... :o :o :o

i reckon Bob lives in Azersuffolk a dark strange place , as i have heard of the legend of bob the delinquent tabpole , use to read story ,s to the kids at bed time such good illustrations , but kids kept having night mares  :o :o :o

Well, don't tell them bout Trevor the traumatised toad then, Dibs, they'll be up for a week!!  :o ;)

And best not mention the boiler man or electric man , or the mad axe man , they will never sleep again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Plus my new addition.....the new and very startled plumber!!!  ;D ;D ;D Think I got all bases covered now...

i bet the postman catapult's the letters through the letter box from a mile away  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Had to take his catpult away, kept hitting plumbers faucet... ;D

hee hee ;D

pay back time lottie~rain pouring down
poor wee candy~floss has already been soaked while on his paper round :'( :'(

LOLOL!!! no, sorry GW, that wasn't very kind, but.....LOLOLOLOL!!! Is lovely sunny day in Deepest Darkest Suffolk this morning!! Can actually go to work!! My nag is still drying in the airing cupbaord though, and...sniff.....it finally did for my beautiful orange DMs  :'(, am in lilac with floers now, just not the same....But as luck would have it, have found new groovy boot supplier!!! ;D ;D ;D Thanks MATE!!  :-* :-* :-*

lottie you don't need new groovy boot supplier , when you have dibs the greatest ever fashion designer in the whole wide world ,  ;D ;D ;D ;D will jot some free hand designs down later and posts

Oh Dibs, I'm real thickie!! Should have thought, I'd like something in pink patent leather, silver fluff, 6" heel and few feathers for that certain something......Can't wait, am very excited....!! ;D ;D ;D

no problems lottie , you sure you want 6" heels can allways make them 10"  ;D ;D ;D ;D will get to the drawing board and see what we can come up with  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D post will be here later

Mmmmm...perhaps you're right...though will need a ladder to put them on, and safety harness, and cushion on butt for emergency diving practice..... ;D

looks like have to get back to the drawing board, been sat at it all day cant see to get them right , but i will they are going to be stunning only the best for my matey lottie

Could you add a little silver pocket for shed key and flask???? And lurv some glitter and pink bows... ;D ;D ;D
Ta everso Dibs, am so looking forward to them....can barely contain myself..... ;D

been a bit of a hitch lottie have broke my led in pencil and cant find pencil shaper, tried to sharpen with pen knife but was blunt too , then tyred with craving knife but also blunt, even got the dog to chew on it was left with a pencil about a 1" long and no led , so will have to get very technical piece of equipment tomorrow called a pencil sharper  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Don't you have an axe??? Am very disappointed, Dibs....but will content myself with picture in minds eye of the worlds most beautiful boots.... ;D ;D ;D and sickest dog!  ::) ;)

have got axe lottie , but oh was using it for sharping his pencils for work  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Am backing away....sloooowwwwllyy.....Will send you pencil sharpener as early Christmas present, don't say I never give you anything Dibs...Spoilt rottern you are!! ;D ;D ;)

it has to be  a pink sharper and has ribbons and bows on please  ;D ;D ;D

Of course...Are there any other kind? ??? ;D ;D ;D ;) With or without silver sequins..? Being daft here, with of course... ::) ;D ;)