Allotments 4 All

I think my rude potato has infiltrated the carrot patch....I have had stern words with all concerned, and they have been suitabley chastised..... ;D ;)

Quotethey have been suitably chastised

I think it's worked UC..It's crossed it's legs and turned red.

 :D :D :D busy_lizzie

he he he

Derekthefox :D

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 ;D  Excellent photo !  ;D

LOL! daren't even approach the parsnips..... :o ;)

By a strange co-incidence, someone has just posted this on the BBC messageboard - it's taken from the National Trust site, apparently:

Can you grow two-legged, bearded carrots? Or potatoes resembling camels? Corkscrew runner beans and ridiculous radishes?

All fruit and veg are individual and we cannot always predict how they will turn out. Many retailers place an ever-increasing emphasis on ‘perfect’ looking fruit and vegetables, believing that is what the consumer prefers.

It's time to dig for victory, and celebrate ugly fruit and vegetables, which taste great but are usually rejected for their looks and size. Enter your ugly veg into the year-long Ugly Veg Competition, and be in for a chance to win a day with a National Trust Gardener, to advise and help you with their garden and growing queries. Other prizes include: a veg box for a year, composters and organic picnics for schools."

Not sure yours qualifies as ugly, Lottie, but it's certainly two-legged :D! - might be worth entering ... ?!

May end up in dock for this one, Juliet!! Though I'm sure I'll have some really ugly ones too....... ::) Have to say, carrot was lovely....... ;D

Makes my bottom shaped squash look positively amateur :o

Go for the competition lottie, should walk away with it  *sniggers*

Don't put ideas in my head Aiken!! Am kinda impulsive person, jump first then think Oh B*****s!! But may be worth just checking out...........  ;D ;)

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