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General => The Shed => Topic started by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 13:09:31

Title: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 13:09:31
I've just had an interesting text.....!! Seems poor Melinda's got a bit of bother....Right in the middle of pruning, mobile goes off, text message "Dear Melinda, your chlamydia test results have come back positive, please contact us on...."!  :o Texted right back and said "You have the wrong number, best check pretty sharpish!" Poor thing! What a horrible way to get that sort of news! Anyone else received wrong messages? Lottie
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: beejay on September 22, 2005, 13:36:16
No, but that did make me smile!
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: aquilegia on September 22, 2005, 13:41:33
Poor thing. Not that I have any idea what Chlamydia is, but if they test for it, it must be nasty. (don't tell me now, I'm eating my lunch!)

Had one a couple of weekends ago - I picked up the phone "hello?". Lady replies, after pause, "Is that double O seven international?" I replied "no - you've got the wrong number." She replied "I think I've got the wrong number!" So many times this happens - I say it's wrong, they have to repeat it!

My favourite, though, was when I answered the phone one saturday morning... "hello?". Male caller replied "Is that Sunshine?" (or some silly girl's name). "no - you've got the wrong number." Put phone down. two minutes later, rings again. Same guy. Same conversation. I bet you he'd met this girl in a club and she'd given him a wrong number on purpose. Five minutes later it rings again. Same guy. This time Mr Aqui answers. He never called back after that!

(Just realised this is about text messages, not old fashioned speaking calls. But I don't have a mobile and wanted to play!)

Did get a text message from my mum on my home phone yesterday, though. that was weird!
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: Derekthefox on September 22, 2005, 14:46:36
Ha ha I don't have that problem, got a mobile, but no numbers in it except for RAC breakdown. Therefore, any messages aint for me. A simple life ...

Derekthefox :D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: dibberxxx on September 22, 2005, 15:47:18
i have mobile have loads of messages of peeps asking me out , think to myself must have secret admirer till kids say mum that message is for us not you , my kids all have mobiles but give all there friends my number
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 16:46:30
Awwwww.... Well my son not even talking to me...He had swimming today, got to pools to get changed, and I'd packed his towel, his puffer (asthmatic) and a pair of my black "special" knickers!!!!  :o :o :o LOL!! I was crying with laughter, he's mortified!! Torn between feeling awful and giggling behind hand!! Lottie ;D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: Rosa_Mundi on September 22, 2005, 18:03:22
Lottie! You've probably scarred him for life  ;D (And you made me splutter tea everywhere....  ::))
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: daisymay on September 22, 2005, 21:05:21
that is hilarious - your poor son, he must have been morified, that will be one for the best man speech at his wedding! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: jaggythistle on September 22, 2005, 21:26:52


  He coulda told rm they were shading for his mums new PT  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

          All ready ducked to avoid the slap ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: Jessie on September 22, 2005, 21:27:47
Lottie, you didn't make him wear them did you!!! :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: GREENWIZARD on September 22, 2005, 21:28:51
Quotescarred him for life
~or he'll need therapy  
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Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 21:32:38
LOL!! No I didn't, not that evil, but truth be told....wasn't with me....was with the school.. :o :o :o I know, I know......even worse.   And Jags, you need to jump, not duck......it's those little, white legs that will get it....!!!!!!  ;) ;) ;) Lottie
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: dibberxxx on September 22, 2005, 22:12:09
lottie what  are you like poor kid , but you done it for a laugh so all his friends would laugh  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: spacehopper on September 22, 2005, 22:18:41
He'll never forget that!! :D
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 23, 2005, 17:38:59
Tell me about it.....He's already got his own gear ready for next week  ::) ::) ::) Perhaps I should have done this earlier?!?  ;) Lottie
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: dibberxxx on September 25, 2005, 14:52:22
thats one way of making kids responsible , this could open a can of worms for me , ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: Icyberjunkie on September 25, 2005, 16:46:12
Poor lad will probably still be mentally scarred.  I still remember the day I had to go to school in pink pants and vest thanks to my mum washing everything with a red top........it was sports day too.......the shame...oh the shame..................... :-[

Still might even worse depending on what 'special' means.  I mean big pants is bad enough but if thongs.........!!!!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Wrong numbers....!
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 25, 2005, 17:02:43
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