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Country Folklore Part 3

Every farmer wise do know
That if he wants his corn to grow
Then it must always planted be
By a virgin pure and fair, and she
must be naked as she was born
That`s the way to grow the corn
But if of virgins there are none
There`ll be no corn to feast upon
So if wise farmer wants his corn
He`ll keep wife pure as she was born
And let her have her own pure bed
While he manages with sheep instead

So you chose Tim's wallpaper after all!!! and decided to paste this board with yours!!

Very shrewd .....now can we have the bawdy version!  ;)    ;D

( don't be long ..got to be up to milk the cows at 5.30!   ;) )

So thats why I can't grow corn!  :P Fails every year!!   ::)

Country Folklore Part 3 - Dispelling the Myth...
(a true tale)

The wife grew sad,
The ram grew MAD
At what he was a-doin',
And far in those distant Gallic hills
Trouble was a-brewin'...

The corn crop failed!
The farmer wailed
"Whatever has gone wrong?"
Then from the distant va-a-ll-ey
Came to him this song...

"Ohhhhhhhhh...."

"Charlie was me Darlin',
me Darlin', me Darlin',
Charlie was me Darlin'
While you were s****ing sheep!

He came into the lambing sheds
~ and came! ~ and came!! ~ and came!!!..
And so did I!! Oh husband, dear,
Now isn't that a shame...."

"That...."

 "Your corn crop's failed,
And so have you
(You haven't got a clue!)
And I'm off to start a brand-new life
With Charlie,
Leaving you......."

PS   Your dinner's in the dog

PPS  Never, EVER bend over...that ram's


 :o ;D Lish

Lishka!  :o Have you been having private lessons from Hugh?   ::)