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I was on this site about 45 minutes ago when a message popped up on my screen telling me I had committed an illegal act...............how pervy is that?   Then I was kicked offline!  I was only checking out The Shed so if there is anything going on in there I want to know about it!!  ;)  ;D

Oh computers cannot live with them and cannot live without them.
What did we do before they came along I wonder
Perhaps it was Talk.
Just typed the word talk and it flashed up would you like to connect think it took ofence. Oh touchy

I know Teresa, they`re so precious aren`t they?  ???

Yep just like men, saying that, reading what I wrote you would say that about a man. hee hee

You`re right Teresa, computers are just like men, contrary and obstinate!  ;)

Yo Sue T

stop casting us men in the same negative stereotype as Richard F::)

I iz a lover... not a loser :)

LMFAO

Oz... dead sexy like and cant help showing it... I helped out donna summer wiv her love to love you baby song... only one take mahn ;)

oz

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WELL EXCUSE ME!!!!

 and just what is meant by that OZ?  

Cranky and Obstinate my eye!! >:(

;D
Men are only like they are because they are raised by their MOTHERS!

LOL @ Richard

Yo Rich... why do the words. "medicine" and "taking" also "ones" and "own" come to mind?

only pulling ya leg Ricky :)

Yo Eric. mommy dun a runner when only 6.. but see what you mean mahn... only love I knew was me moms until I met my wifey.. now I know love is hell and should be avoided at all costs LOL

Gonna get down wiv me Qi mahn..

Oz

Hahahahaha, I'm just going to sit back and see where this thread is going whoahahaha.

Oh Eric
Men are pampered pouches
I get mine saying, where did you say it was or I cannot see it are you sure you put it there?
I am well blessed with the males a dad who likes to be pampered because mum did not do it?
A hubby who if you treat him like a toddler hes as happy as a sand boy his mother had not time for him.
Two sons who I adore but treated them as grown up at an early age but they like the mothers touch and ring up when they need advice.
I honestly dont know where men would be without women well my lot anyway.
But hey I love them all to bits and if they are ill I fuss round like mother hen. But thats me.

Hi Teresa, I have four sons and one daughter.........guess who is the sensible practical one?  ;)

Tell ya you have to laugh

my mammy would sing me to sleep with rebel songs.... tell me that the tramp in the street could be god in disguise.. so always be nice to peeps who dontlook like me, and always to put others first..... yeah rite mommy dearest LOL... remember you well going out the door to get sum winnalot.. wondered why you avoided looking at me that day....  ooooh and b4 I forgetz....  when 5, local sopkeeper caught me lifting his choccy bickies, he told me to go and get me mu and return,,, which I DID?  ?  ?


may be bad times but mahn so many good times and let the goodtimes roll


Oz

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You`re right Oz, let the good times roll for everyone!  :-*

Seriously though, does anyone else get strange message boxes pop up on their computer?  ???

I do but so easy to ignore... just click and they iz gone...

gonna get new puter in few weekies time... this one now keeps freeeezing up mahn

Oz


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I think I should let it be known that those who call be 'Rick' or 'Ricky', rapidly become persona non grata, if they do it more than once. ;)  ;)

Rich or Richard is fine. ;D  ;D

Here endeth the lesson. :)  :)

Richard, to me you'll always be ff

 :-*

Yo Ricky mahn

just hang loose there in lil ol clampit land where the only ingredient in the salad is cos lettuce.... wotz persona no grata... or is u just dislexick loike :)


getting down with me muslim bros mahn


and me jamican brothers tooo andme somali warriors.. oooh yeah and me mate from bangledaesh.. telll ya spit of jesus he is.... likes a drink tooo. but cant or WONT turn water into wine.. blinking blonking religious types :)

Oz

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In reply to Sue; am not bothered too much by pop-ups; but do get lots of offers for a bigger thingy and drug deals - might give me a whole new outlook on life!  ::)

  

Word on the street ragged robin that there is shoot load of sherbert dibdabs going down in the hood, and the fuzz are turning up the heat... but the streets of san fransico are cool with the brothers as the major is in our pockets...  so i iz gonna move this sexy butt of mine down to the streets and chill wiv brothers and sisters mahn....

Then again might just have a kit kat and read the Gaurdian... but read it wiv attitude mahn...


babble alert and a good tooooooo


Oz

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btw still remeber Eric's  birthday on 2cd Jan... how can we ever forget?

............don't need a sherbet dab...... they'll give me a bigger p*n*s; bigger than what?????

QuoteI think I should let it be known that those who call be 'Rick' or 'Ricky', rapidly become persona non grata, if they do it more than once. ;)  ;)

Rich or Richard is fine. ;D  ;D

Here endeth the lesson. :)  :)

Hey Richard

only doing what you like t do on aunties board and rile peeps up.. only having a laugh Rich and you have made me laugh at least twice :)

Oz