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Title: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 19, 2004, 18:58:43
Yo mystic

has you done it girl? have ya.. have ya .. have ya?

Mystic said shewas giving up the ciggies 2day and hope she is cool with the patches thang... i
knows its dead hard giving up, i tried hypnosis, gum. patches, lozengers, zyban, the doceven gave me prozac.. but a tw*t I remained... but now iz free and world andeverything so much better also me yang is up with me yin and getting down wiv the whole balance thang.

Mystic if you have stopped go and look in mirror.. look deep
into your own eyes.. then stand back and give yourself a huge massive smile and say I aint no tw*t... cuz we both know its only tw*ts who smoke.... lol

sory smokey peps but when you sez you enjoys it..... you aint kidding no one... not even yurself.... so there... na na nana na na ::):):):):):):)

Oz

xxxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 19, 2004, 23:46:21
Oh god, I'm a tw*t!!!!

I managed 46.5 hours (yes, I was counting) but was losing it at work and so gave in on way home.  Have now smoked 7 fags and managed a mythology class in between.

Am starting again tomorrow, this time with conviction (and some carrot sticks) - it's bludy hard it is....but I WILL DO IT  :( (determined face).

Shamed.....
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: Mrs Ava on January 20, 2004, 00:27:30
MM, I really sympathise with you.  I smoked from the age of 14 up until about 28.   I finally gave up for good when I decided I wanted babies, but boy was it hard, and I miss it ever darn day!  Ava and I couldn't give up at the same time, we tried and I nearly killed him!!  When the time is right, you will do it, and you will feel better for it.  The biggest hurdle for me was the pub, how can you go into a pub and not smoke?!?  Go on girl, you know we are all behind you, and Oz is your giver upper coach!

p.s.  as soon as they put vitamin C in it..........I'm starting again!   ;)
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 20, 2004, 00:40:34
I reckon I just need to get pregnant - so many of me friends have given up cos they were preggy, seems only way to do it...

This is an excuse, I know it's an excuse, I WILL GIVE UP GODDAM IT!!!!!!!!!

Patches make me itch though....


Can't let oz down though can I  :D
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 20, 2004, 00:51:02
Yo Mystic yer terwat :)

read aticle in gaurdian and you know the score about ciggies.. Iknow itz hard mystic, but why not try acu,,,, peice of pisst it is and so spititual and ancient...

but if your wanting to get preggers.... will d the honors
and can send cyber seamen to you
through imaginary artificial insemination.. or we couldd it the old fashioned way.... purrrr


dont beat yerself up mystic.. bin there dun it and you will  w wrap yer head a round the thought process

if at 1st you dnt succeed
try try try and fail again

I tried about 20 times

and now aint even trying


Oz

xxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 20, 2004, 01:00:20
Ta 4 offer of cyber seamen oz, and for offer of the real stuff  :-*

I am the royal scottish bloke with the spider and the web and the spinning and getting it wrong and doing it again....I WILL PREVAIL...it just sends me all wappy!  Spent an entire meeting squeezing an orange Age Concerns stressball - not v professional...

Suppose it was me first effort in 15 years, so didn't do too bad  :-[

Acupunture involves needles and I am SO needlephobic (no prize but anyone know the real name for this?) but agree with the whole energy flow thang...

Tomorrow is another day of anxiety and obsessing about fags  8)

I DONT SMOKE, I DONT SMOKE, I DONT SMOKE, I DONT SMOKE

SMOKING IS BAD, SMOKING IS BAD, SMOKING IS BAD, SMOKING IS BAD

Off to dream of healthy non-smoking lifestyle - anyway, I promised myself that I'd save the money I didn't use to buy fags to get a digi cam (Minolta Dimage no less) from US (they going CHEAP like a veritable birdie for only £150!!)

So yet another incentive...
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 20, 2004, 01:43:31
Yo mystic

cyber seamen no problema.

Understand fully about needle phobia, and have to admit when me yang was sorted on Friday, I did feel aprenhensive, but just breathed yoga style shut down the thought process andgave myself to the whole experience..

maybe hypnosis can cure yu of needle phobia the go to acu just
for the craic :)

but if you keep calling yerself a terwat for smoking, this will filter down and you will be stronger for it nd nicotine is 10 times more addictive than smack.. talking of Heroin. wonder how much Lish is gonna come back with ::)

Oz

xxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 20, 2004, 10:42:17
Yo Mystic

Keep saying to yourself all day if you get to read this before you get those cravings..

YOU AINT NO TW*T
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK

cravings wil not last that long and if pathces itch dont use them... haveyou tried the lozengers?  will make life easier  and deal wiv cravings...
am sure everyone here is rooting for you girl... be strong and tap into that which lies inside.
and remember alway "if you smoke
the your a tw*t" sending groovy vibes to you via trancendental postman/postwoman.. cuz equality
roools always

Oz

xxxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: aquilegia on January 20, 2004, 11:10:29
Go on Mystic. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.

And if you don't I'll send you a big cyber slapped wrist.
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: budgiebreeder on January 20, 2004, 13:52:51
Come on Mystic you CAN do it.When i quit 17 months since i went cold turkey cut down to 4 per day gradually by thinking as i was smoking each one.This cigarette could give me cancer and i dont want to die yet i enjoy my life too much.OK i still want one occasionally but i know that i wont have one as long as i keep that thought in my mind.Incidentally i had smoked about 20(and more) a day for about 40 years.
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 20, 2004, 23:11:41
BB, that gives me something to think about - I've been smoking 20 a day for about 18 yrs, and if you can do it, then I can.

Have been psyching myself up all evening, every f*g I smoke, I tell myself that I don't need to do it, I think it's working.  Went for a run tonight, all the time telling myself it'll be so much more enjoyable (and easier) without the nasty yurk clogging up me arteries and lungs.  Feel quite focused now so gonna go for the big push tomorrow - am going to do a visualisation thingy tonight before I go to sleep (self hypnosis if you like) so that I wake up a bona fide non-smoker.

Sorted - last f*g pencilled in for 10:30, will say goodbye to smoking therein....

Hurrah!

I CAN DO THIS... :D
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 00:32:47
Yo Mystic

Just a suggestion

try running the song "search for the hero inside yourself" around in yer mind.. and whe you get craving.. sing song in head and dig deep, and dont forget when you feel spirit inside... to smile....

and when craving has stopped and you have won.. sing

"freebird"  the dead fast bit and have a lil head banging session to celebrate...

Oz

xxxx

You can do this.. :)
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: Muddy_Boots on January 21, 2004, 01:34:57
As somwun whose done it cold turkey, wuld just say, first 4 weeks hardest.  Get thru that, yu've cracked it!

Only thing you need is desire.  If tru desire not there, wont do it!

Kate

Lots of pos vibes winging!

Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: budgiebreeder on January 21, 2004, 11:34:02
I agree with the above wholeheartedly COME ON GAL YOU CAN DO IT.
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: budgiebreeder on January 21, 2004, 11:37:49
I forgot to say that i am about to go for an hours walk in the wood to get some proper fresh air into my lungs.I do this each day now as a reward to them for suffering all that pollution for so long.I can breath cleary now the smoke has gone.aaahhh wonderful.
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 13:48:49
Yo BB

Nice to be nice to yourself, and a walk in the woods... how rewarding.. always something new
to see.... I am gonna spend more time up St Fagans, (mising letter is "a") thats where the museum of welsh life is and the grounds are fantastic and it's all free....  love not smoking I
does..


Mystic... yeah.. you can do this... cravings only last a short time at ny one  time...
and get alan carr from library
itz dead good...

Oz

xxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 21, 2004, 13:52:58
Ta Oz, n everyone that has sent +ve msgs - am doin ok so far...13 hrs ish (including sleepy time though  ;D)

AM NONE SMOKER - hurrah - looking forward to being able to taste stuff... 8)
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: Mimi on January 21, 2004, 14:43:38
Well done Moggie :Dyou will know when you have given up for good when someone offers you a f*g and you say"no thanks, Idont smoke" instead of "no thanks I', Trying to give up"  well done so far.  I know that you will do it.  The 'force is strong with this one'. :D
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 15:11:38
 Â Â Gotta laugh at this thread title .. its so coool :):):)

Mystic to the tune of "Go Buddy Go" Stranglers.... Go Mistic, Go Mystic, GO Mystic, GO Mystic... GO GO GO ..... yeah girl go for it... you aint afraid of no craving cuz you iz mysticmog
and Mysticmog is an exterwat and ciggies are history. and when them craving comes a knocking just kick that S.O.B filthy craving naughty thingmajigbob thangy into space.. but dont send it to kpax. cuz kpaxians are bit into cravings... they just crave to crave and when they have no cravings they do Hot Chickin and have outdrawal symptoms... tis true... on me life :)

Oz

xxxx

okay I dun a edit... maybe I will do some more in the fewch
:)
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 15:16:05
Yo mimi

tis also good when peep keeps insisting you have a ciggie nd you ay okay then.... the rip it into pieces in front of them ad say "ta very much.. needed that"
;):):):):)...

Oz

xxxxxx

cloudy down by here at the mo..
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: Mimi on January 21, 2004, 15:23:52
Yo Ozzy  man

dont know if it is cloudy here. cant see for therain and fog.
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 15:35:33
mimi

bet its still beautiful  though... nice to see the wonder
even when weather is.. well just being its thang realy.. someof nicest times on Bournemouth beach was during real big storms.. waves thundering screaming at the shore... the thunder lightening and the rain..  just loved it..

hey up babbling

Oz

xxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: budgiebreeder on January 21, 2004, 15:39:37
Hey you 2 its been a lovely morning here.been in the garden tidying up a bit just listening to a bit 'o' Dire Straits then walkies.I'm so lucky to have a big,big, wood at the bottom of my garden.Love it i do just love walking in the woods my name means from the woods i wonder if my mother knew when she Christened me.
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 15:55:05
BB

am now so Jealous... have river about 1/2 mile away full of shopping trolleys and fridges etc... but hey a sort drive and I am in the sticks... st faagans  
5 mins in car.... anyone who ever comes to cardiff really should visit the museum of welsh life cracking it is... and so big... also visit castle coch for sunsets that are.... just brill.. I get bus for castle coch cuz I love to sit there wiv a bottle of wine sum cheese and a french stick.....

still jealous of bb's back garden  :):):):)

Oz

xxxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 21, 2004, 18:33:21
Am jealous of all, cos stuck in office...but your song proper made me giggle Oz  ;D

Castle Coch is luverly, had a top cannodle there (mmmm,thinks back wistfully  :)

Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 21, 2004, 19:08:53
Mystic you been to castle coch...brill one of me fav places but never had canoodle there :( had a can though.. just had a thought.. gonna take a can of strongbow up there and a flask of noodles so can have some can -noodles as the sun sets...


will post sum of me photoes when puter arrives... got sum lush ones of plymstock woods from whe
I lived in elburton... taken from me very 1st camera too..

Also Cardif city centre on TV
tonite.... dont believe it.. its exageration... cardiff peeps are brilliant and dead friendly

Oz

xxxxxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 21, 2004, 23:34:59
Cardiff prog suddenly disappeared from TV Listings - was looking forward to reminising - bin replaced by sum pants about Alistair Campbell.... :'(
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 22, 2004, 10:56:15
Prog now Wednesday February 11

but its only plod hyping the situation... and all that jazz for tv cameras,, haveand wil continue to drik in city centre as its such a good craic...

ooh... oooh...oooh.. :)

see the telly is doing a new thingy based on beryl cook.. an shot in the Dolphin, pub in Plymouth.. now thats a pub I know well and some of things  saw was well mental


Oz

xxxxx


Did ya succumb to craving mystic?  if not fairplay and if so never mind cuz you wll get their cuz being a tw*t is not your  natural state.. but if you  
did not agin its god notto be a terwatt


def babble

oz

xxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 22, 2004, 13:38:38
Gave in to urge last night, had 1, felt sick, went to bed.  Sleeping is a safe time away from horrible urges...shame I can't sleep all the time.

Feelin good today though, gonna make it, I will survive, I have the eye of the Tiger, movin on up   ;D 8)
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 23, 2004, 00:51:51
Yo Mystic

Look at the possitive which is how many times you did not succumb and yea sleep counts :)

you know th score Mystic.. dyoy sad it first..

if you smoke.. then your'e a tw*t


tell ya I just love that rationale... absolutely brilliant.... have you tried the
lozzengers? give ya summut to chew on ;)

oZ

xxxxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: mysticmog on January 23, 2004, 01:08:16
Not lozenges (yurk!!) but have eaten my own bodyweight in grapes n cherries n crabsticks n bombay mix n nachos n thai bites n pistachios....

Will be huge heffer with good lungs and arteries and full wallet... ;D
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: ciaozzy on January 23, 2004, 01:19:23
lmfao

I had a sneaky snickers 2day  big mofo one... couldnt help it cracked... and I want butter mahn so much I iz doing oast wiv... margerine/low fat spread...  I want butter... thats  what I want.. strangley though, I losing  weight have lost about half a stone in 4 weeks... and feel so much fitter
and you know that crisp cold air?  feels so mucher better and
the lungs thank you for it...

Oz

xxx
Title: Re: MysticMog.. tw*t or ex tw*t?
Post by: gavin on January 24, 2004, 01:57:33
Good on you, MysticMog - stick at it!

I've chosen my stopping day too - it's not just yet, as I'm doing supply teaching in a "challenging school" for the next couple of weeks.

Thinking of you - all best, Gavin