Just got the Original Touch seed catalogue (very interesting and I won't be able to help myself)....
Turned to the page about gherkins and discover a picture of Squash64's wheel barrow complete with monstrous squashes (mislablelled as Tromba di Albenga, I think they're mostly Lunga Gigante di Napoli) and a captio that reads "Customer ***** from Walsall Road Allotments sent us this photo....."
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