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I've done it again.....
« on: July 18, 2005, 18:25:23 »
Just gets worse!! Whenever I start work for this particular couple, me and my 93 yr old client go for a walk around the garden, him pointing out for me jobs that he wants doing.  We came to the yew hedge he wanted trimming , "oh" I exclaimed  " I love yew"........... Didn't know where to look, took worst, possible option of carrying on talking, " I'm sorry, I don't love you, I like you........think you're a very nice man...." And so I continued, gibbering on!!!  Just wish he'd have cracked one smile!!! Still got a job, but think he'll be keeping his distance.....  Lol  Lottie  ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2005, 18:44:08 »
Thats why one says Taxus baccata!
Gardening is the great leveller.

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2005, 18:48:55 »
Ha ha ha ha , would love to have seen that!

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2005, 19:35:32 »
I know, I know....!! Had terrible thought that he might not have even heard first comment, which would make rest of sentences even more bizarre........Not looking forward to walk next week.  ::) Lottie ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2005, 22:19:40 »
Lottie - you do make me larf!  Have you thought about stand up?  ;D  I'd pay to see you - especially if you did the sketch about the bees and the lavendar bush!!!   ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2005, 09:32:45 »
Deeply insulted!! ;) This not stand up!!! This is my life!!! LOL! If I did stand up, I'd end up going to wrong theatre, falling off stage or being struck dumb! Never happened before, but always first time.........  Lottie  ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2005, 10:54:54 »
UP   You have my sympathy.  I have the curse of putting my foot in it too  ;D   My Indian lotty neighbours have just come back from their hols in Florida.  I said to the wife "ooooh, you do look brown"  ;D
My husband hid in the shed to hide his tears of laughter

I once scraped my car down the length of my neighbour's Winnebago.  I knocked on the door to deliver the bad news, told him I'd scraped the length of his new white motor home but was sure the black mark "would come off with a bit of Jif"  ;D ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2005, 12:36:41 »
Ha ha ha!! Nope, I'm definitely not on my own!!! Nice one Wardy!!  Lottie  ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2005, 18:25:52 »
lottie are you sure your name is not plottie as i think u have lost the plot girl , but u do make me laugh u are a very funny lady , we could all do with a bit of what u are on  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2005, 19:49:49 »
Awwww, thanks Dibber! Just realized what xxxs for....!! Still a bit slow, only taken me 4 months to get it....If I was a stand up, would be a very slow show!! Lottie  ;D

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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2005, 20:05:45 »
what do u think the xxxs are for lottie i thought they were kisses  :-* :-* :-*

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2005, 20:32:40 »
Dibber, I really have to say didn't know!! My brain seems to see things but not register their meaning, just saw lots of xs.  Hit button too many times??   ??? For years wondered what shoo fly was, then talking toa mum on way back from school run, and said that saying was like someone going "Shoo, fly"!! Penny dropped 20 years after hearing it, thought something to do with shoes??   ::) ::) ::)  Lottie  ;D

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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2005, 20:55:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lottie u have got it bad

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2005, 20:58:17 »
If only you knew the half of it!!!!!  My Dad looks at me sideways with a look of bemusement on his face... Lottie  ;D

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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2005, 21:00:37 »
yeh but lottie u sound full of life and fun so who cares u make us laugh

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2005, 22:24:08 »
 ;D I have fun, have to say! But have nice life, very lucky!! Get to be outsde all day, and dig and prune and cringe with embarassment!!!  Lovely !!  Lottie  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2005, 17:48:02 »
Makes me almost cry with laughter sometimes
 wonder what visitors from outer space would make of this posting ha ha ha

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2005, 18:32:56 »
Think could lead to a fast left turn past Mars and out of here!!! Lottie  ;D

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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2005, 21:43:55 »
i think they would stay around lottie just to observe your posts lottie, and maybe yours to derek

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Re: I've done it again.....
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2005, 21:59:42 »
 ;D Tee heeĀ  ;D only just seen this ;D I love yew too! LottieĀ  ;D Bet you made an old man very happy lol ;D

 

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