I am thinking of putting a notice like this on the toilet door.
What do you think?
:toothy10:
WHY THE LOCK ON THE TOILET DOOR HAS BEEN REMOVED
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MANY PEOPLE HAVE EITHER LOST, OR DO NOT BRING THEIR KEY WITH THEM WHEN THEY NEED TO USE THE TOILET.
IF THEY CANNOT FIND ANOTHER PLOT HOLDER TO UNLOCK THE DOOR THEN THEY ARE IN THE SH*T.
REMOVING THE LOCK REMOVES THE PROBLEM.
THERE IS STILL A LOCK ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR
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IF YOU HAVE CONCERNS THAT THIS INTERIOR LOCK MIGHT MAL-FUNCTION LEAVING YOU LOCKED INSIDE THE TOILET THEN WE SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT USE THE LOCK BUT PUT A BRICK (WE WILL PROVIDE ONE) AGAINST THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR. OR HANG A FLAG (BRING YOUR OWN) OUTSIDE STATING THAT THE TOILET IS OCCUPIED.
THIS LEAVES US WITH THE PROBLEM THAT PEOPLE HAVE PAID A DEPOSIT FOR A KEY WHICH IS NO LONGER IN USE.
THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO IF YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS:-
• HAND IN YOUR SET OF GATE & TOILET KEYS AND WE WILL REFUND YOUR DEPOSIT. WE WILL THEN ISSUE YOU A NEW GATE KEY ONCE YOU HAVE PAID A DEPOSIT OF £20 FOR IT.
IN CASES OF SEVERE HARDSHIP CAUSED BY THE LOSS OF THE 50p OR £1 WHICH YOU MAY HAVE PAID AS KEY-DEPOSIT 20 OR MORE YEARS AGO, I WILL REFUND THE MONEY MYSELF FROM MY OWN POCKET. AFTER ALL, I ALREADY PAY FOR THE TOILET PAPER, WASHING UP LIQUID, BLEACH, WASHING UP SPONGES ETC.AND DO ALL THE LAUNDRY WITHOUT CHARGING THE ASSOCIATION SO A FEW MORE QUID HERE OR THERE ISN’T GOING TO BANKRUPT ME. AND I DON’T CHARGE FOR THE TIME I SPEND DEALING WITH COMPLAINTS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME.
REGARDING THE HOLE WHICH WAS LEFT WHEN THE LOCK WAS REMOVED - I REALISE THAT BLOCKING THIS MUST BE QUITE A SKILLED JOB AS NONE OF YOU HAVE MANAGED TO DO IT YET. WE WILL CALL IN A SPECIALIST FIRM AND ADD THE CHARGE TO YOUR ASSOCIATION FEE NEXT YEAR. I APOLOGISE IF ANYONE’S PRIVACY HAS BEEN INVADED WHILE THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE DOOR.
IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME…….