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Title: Why do women lie?
Post by: Poolcue on December 16, 2012, 09:18:33

Woke up tis morning and noticed that my basil plants on the windowsill are sitting in a tray of water.
The wife denies all knowledge.
Perhaps I have a ghost with a watering fetish

Title: Re: Why do women lie?
Post by: Chrispy on December 16, 2012, 09:44:50

Gardening in your sleep?

Title: Re: Why do women lie?
Post by: Hi_Hoe on December 16, 2012, 10:11:08

You can always tell when a woman lies - her lips move! :toothy10:

Title: Re: Why do women lie?
Post by: goodlife on December 16, 2012, 10:18:27

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Woke up tis morning and noticed that my basil plants on the windowsill are sitting in a tray of water.
The wife denies all knowledge.

-dog/cat have 'watered' them?
-leak above the plants...rain, fault in plumming?

if none above...not quite a lie then...she is just not admitting for doing so... :tongue3:

Title: Re: Why do women lie?
Post by: Digeroo on December 16, 2012, 12:32:35

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fault in plumming

My plumbing does not reach the windowsill.

Title: Re: Why do women lie?
Post by: daitheplant on December 17, 2012, 21:10:33

Poolcue, when was the last time YOU watered the Basil?

Title: Re: Why do women lie?
Post by: Unwashed on December 17, 2012, 21:30:28

Quote from: Hi_Hoe on December 16, 2012, 10:11:08

You can always tell when a woman lies - her lips move! :toothy10:

Isn't that rather misogynistic?