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Produce => Edible Plants => Topic started by: wardy on February 26, 2005, 09:51:30

Title: A JOKE!
Post by: wardy on February 26, 2005, 09:51:30

What's red and invisible?

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: Roy Bham UK on February 26, 2005, 10:35:57

 ;D A self appointed Moderator ;D ;D ;D :o

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: redimp on February 26, 2005, 12:38:44

no tomato

I saw this somewhere else but I have to confess to not getting it so if this is the answer, please explain - I am a bit thick today :)

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: redimp on February 26, 2005, 16:51:54

still don't get it though  ???

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: mm-b on February 26, 2005, 20:44:46

Tomatoes are red, but if there are no tomatoes then they are invisible because there are none there.
Does this help?
Melanie :)

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: Merry Tiller on February 26, 2005, 21:51:59

Call that a joke?

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: redimp on February 27, 2005, 01:23:10

Quote from: mm-b on February 26, 2005, 20:44:46

Tomatoes are red, but if there are no tomatoes then they are invisible because there are none there.
Does this help?
Melanie :)

OK then - my first thoughts were correct, I did get it, I just thought I didn't because it is just not funny. :)

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: mm-b on February 27, 2005, 08:40:24

No its not funny is it :(
Melanie

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: Yellow Petals on February 27, 2005, 12:46:45

and surely if it was invisible then it wouldn't be red?  :P

Why is this on the Edible Plants section anyway?

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: skypilot on February 27, 2005, 14:33:16

Cos its to do with tomatoes, but there again if they are invisible the're not there and hence are not edible plants!!!! ;D

Title: Re: A JOKE!
Post by: skypilot on February 27, 2005, 14:38:48

OOoops! classic blunder, they are there, just can't be seen, so I suppose they can be included in this part of the forum.  :-\