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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on December 02, 2008, 12:03:26

Title: BLACK
Post by: ACE on December 02, 2008, 12:03:26
I've gone over to the dark side. There I've said it! I'm glad that's out in the open, I can now walk down the street without all those knowing little glances I get.

Gone is the sparkle, the bright lights, the gaudy fairy. Xmas has now taken on a different slant altogether since I will be able to walk about barefoot without getting needles in my toes.

It is the end of an era, a start to a new life altogether. The forest trees will be safe from my axe.

I have a BLACK artificial xmas tree.


Do not mourn, all is not lost, I still have my red balls.




















 (to hang on the tree, what did you think I meant)
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: Deb P on December 02, 2008, 12:17:06
Back to black eh ACE? Could look classy, or just plain gothy depending on how you tart it up...... 8)
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: Heldi on December 02, 2008, 12:32:47
I do White.

Prepare for battle oh Dark One for I am The Light and my baubles are pointy
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: froglets on December 02, 2008, 12:38:38
Very slimming Ace, not that you need it.....
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: Froglegs on December 02, 2008, 12:43:02
Very slimming Ace, not that you need it.....
Ho ho ho.
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: cornykev on December 02, 2008, 16:25:04
You'll be able to hang your chanderliers off the branches Ace.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: betula on December 02, 2008, 17:47:32
Black Christmas trees are sooo last year darling :) :o
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: debster on December 02, 2008, 19:18:10
i bought my daughter a pink christmas tree
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: betula on December 02, 2008, 19:20:19
I have seen them.They are lovely :)
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: SMP1704 on December 02, 2008, 20:36:43
Those red balls will look loverly on that black tree.  It will set off that red chandelier a treat ;D ;D
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: star on December 02, 2008, 23:48:04
Those red balls will look loverly on that black tree.  It will set off that red chandelier a treat ;D ;D

My thoughts exactly, also goes with the pink cardi  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: Hyacinth on December 03, 2008, 08:42:48
Those red balls will look loverly on that black tree.  It will set off that red chandelier a treat ;D ;D

My thoughts exactly, also goes with the pink cardi  ;D ;D ;D

Oooo, tasteful and understated!....the epitome of all that is the ACE we know and (some of us) love ::) :-*
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: flowerofshona2007 on December 03, 2008, 09:54:00
Just hope the fairy on the top is in a slinky black number to match  ;D   ;D
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: Kea on December 03, 2008, 10:22:37
Shouldn't it be upside down as well for this year?

Here's a question I've been discussing with my 15 year old....What is the colour when black is burned?

He suggested Grey/white.


Not suggesting burning your Christmas tree, Ace
I prefer my real one though.
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: ACE on December 03, 2008, 13:23:24
Just hope the fairy on the top is in a slinky black number to match  ;D   ;D

As fairys go, I'd like one like this
(http://www.purplemoon.com/magnet/MG-fy-devil.jpg)


Shouldn't it be upside down as well for this year?


The most amazing thing about those are, somebody actually got paid for coming up with that idea. Tw@t!
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: Kea on December 05, 2008, 08:13:50




Shouldn't it be upside down as well for this year?


The most amazing thing about those are, somebody actually got paid for coming up with that idea. Tw@t!

No i think you're wrong! The most amazing thing is I saw someone buy one! :o
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: cornykev on December 05, 2008, 15:35:10
Even more amazing would be someone owning up to having bought one.  :-X      ???                  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: ACE on December 05, 2008, 15:58:36
Even more amazing would be someone owning up to having bought one.  :-X      ???                  ;D ;D ;D

You havn't?, send us a picture we could all do with a laugh.
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: cornykev on December 05, 2008, 16:25:31
Not me Ace, I was just trying to get someone to own up, come on you know you want to.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: shirlton on December 05, 2008, 17:27:25
Heres a fairy to go ontop of your tree Ace. Lights up too. Trouble is she looks like she's doing a Rod Hull
Title: Re: BLACK
Post by: cornykev on December 05, 2008, 17:33:11
Now he used to get a good reception.  ;D ;D ;D
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