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Title: Well, there I was whittling away, when...
Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:11:58: ...I noticed the hazel tree in front of my house....
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:12:55: ....It was chucking nuts all over the place...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:15:47: So, I thought....what a waste. I could do something with them...maybe not eat 'em...there a bit small, but they must be good for something...So...I gathered some up....
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:18:07: ...Laid out a few tools....
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:19:59: ...and a few more...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:22:51: ...and with a tin of fresh nuts tried to make my mind up which one to start on....then there was this little voice....It came twice...sort of like this...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:28:14: So, off we went. Among all the drilling and shaving and cutting and rasping and chuckling (not me chuckling...the nutty ones did that)...we sort of ended up with a nut or two far happier now than they before, just laying there waiting to get kicked, or worse still, run over!
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:31:07: The ranks were swelling...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:35:57: But...There was a problem. Apparently, all new Nutty's have to be inspected on completion, (Yes, it was a suprise to me too). An inspection by the terrible 'Ma Grazz' is really something else. She's a real terror by all accounts but I wasn't too worried until it happened.....! The cry went out...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:37:33: Sure enough! In no time at all, Ma Grazz landed on the work bench....Oooo!
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:42:16: Talk about panic! Everyone was running around not knowing what to do...they had to line-up for inspection but they were all over the place enjoying a bit of freedom and...well, just panicking...sort of...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:44:53: Some tried to hide, some lined up properly, some just lost it...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:47:42: ...
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:53:16: ...and so began the inspection...
"Mmmm...you use furniture polish on this?"
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 21:54:09: ( to be continued )
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Post by: SnooziSuzi on September 24, 2007, 22:01:01: Ken, I think its completely safe to say:

You're a nutter!!
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 22:39:40: I'm also a Twiggy...!
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 22:44:09: "Yup, I was right, furniture polish...get it off, lad!"
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 22:46:24: "Right, who's next? Good heavens, got to inspect that mess of hair over there."
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 22:47:52: "What the heck is that in your nose? That's disgusting!"
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Post by: kenkew on September 24, 2007, 22:50:14: (to be continued)
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Post by: prink13 on September 25, 2007, 11:44:31: Ken, you are Mad! - But we love it!!!!!

Looks like you had a fun time bringing them all to life - keep up the good work

Kathi
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 12:57:31: "Well, I've had enough of my friends being pulled to bits by Ma Grizz...I'm off to tell me mam."
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 12:59:05: "She's doing what?...Right, wait here, I'll go and get yer father."
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 13:06:09: Berdum-boom...Berdum-boom...
Mother shouts, Father wakes up, and pushing the heavy door-mat out of the way, pokes his head over the lip of the mat and gives Ma Grizz 'the evil stare' with his one good eye...
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Post by: Biscombe on September 25, 2007, 13:36:01: Wacky Baccy must be good in your neck of the woods!!
Only Joking ;) very nice Ken!
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 17:54:56: Ma Grizz get's the message from 'Big Daddy' and does a runner....
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Post by: shed hobbit on September 25, 2007, 19:26:39: thank you for giving me such a laugh. todays my birthday and i've had a bit of wine but your 'nuts' had me in fits
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 19:49:14: Happy Birthday, Shed'.. Hope it wasn't all bad. Thanks for the comment...all is not finished yet!
Sorry I've not saved you a drop of this on your special day...
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 19:53:56: So, the Nutty's had a close encounter but how lucky was that, eh?...Phew! They live to enjoy another day thanks to Big Daddy.....
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Post by: Carol on September 25, 2007, 19:59:43: Enjoyed that Ken, keep em coming..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 20:20:34: Some people thought the Nutty's were crackers...(or should be cracked)
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 20:21:43: ...But others thought they were very lucky to be nutty's.
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Post by: kenkew on September 25, 2007, 20:25:03: The End.
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Post by: SnooziSuzi on September 25, 2007, 20:54:34: LOL :D

I hate to ask.... but what's a cheggy ?? ???
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Post by: star on September 26, 2007, 20:30:33: ;D ;D ;D Awesomely funny!! I need a beer...... ;D ;D
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Post by: kenkew on September 26, 2007, 21:28:09: Don't have too many of my favourite ones, they make you....
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Post by: star on September 26, 2007, 21:41:26: Where did you get my photo? ;D
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Post by: Andy H on September 27, 2007, 20:16:43: Nuts Ken, And LOOK at all those single malt corks!!!!!

Next you will tell me they were saved over years and years!!! ;D