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Title: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 11, 2007, 17:33:32
Myself and twenty of the lads are off to Bournemouth on Thursday back Sunday, for a pis, I mean a golfing holiday, eighth year running can't wait.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 11, 2007, 17:50:16
I'll be hiding in my shed then.  ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: OllieC on May 11, 2007, 21:19:20
You go within 10 miles of my plot Kev... fancy a pint on the way, in Guildford? We can talk plots... and swap sh1t jokes!
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: ACE on May 12, 2007, 07:46:19
 Do they do saga golf holidays? Don't you go marking the greens with your zimmerframe
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 12, 2007, 15:08:20
Ollie if we come thru that way, I'll get the lads to dig over your lottie, Ace at 43 no zimmer needed so won't be needing yours and Ems I was going to bring the lads around for dinner and hoping you take us out and buy us a pint or two.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 13, 2007, 11:26:03
You're buying the pints matey!
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 13, 2007, 15:10:38
Where's the Bournemouth hospitality, 4 days to go.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 13, 2007, 15:57:44
I didn't know there was such a thing. This is[/i the sarf coast you know!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 14, 2007, 19:01:12
Three days to go Ems, is there no one else on this forum from Sunny Bournemouth I might need some where to stay if I'm ejected from the hotel, after eight years on the strot they my be fed up with us.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 14, 2007, 20:28:17
Well Kev, you know the sheds on my lottie site are commonly used as B & B so there's always there!! Which hotel do you stay in? I've prob'ly worked in the flaming thing.  :(
There is a few of us in B-mouth but I think the others are staying quiet!! Can't think why??
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 14, 2007, 21:24:22
Staying quiet can't think why, ;D we are staying in the new durley dean think swallow hotels took over it last year, usually watch the cup final in the shamrock down the road a bit, also stayed in the manchester, the chequers and others I can't remember, playing golf at merrick park, only 2 and a half days to go.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 14, 2007, 22:00:04
Quality!!! I have worked at: New Durley Dean as waitress, terrible place. Used to work behind the bar and drink in the Shamrock - it's the local for staff of the Highcliff Hotel across the road ( where I have also worked) and this is the best one - I worked in the Manchester for 4 christmases as ....a wench! A serving wench mind.  ;)  They used to do a King Arthurs Court theme night. Brilliant laugh. Got to be horrendously rude and slam food down on tables. Like a normal waitress really!!
So glad I don't do hotel work now though.  ;D
Oh and Meyrick Park Golf Course is a bit of a cruising ground by the way.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 15, 2007, 15:26:48
I've heard about the goings on at meyrick park :P, say no more :-[, forgot to mention we go to Poole dogs on Saturday night and we've sponsored some races for the past three years, a group of us dressed in women's swimming costumes ;) last year to present the trophy. ;) Any way we will be arriving Thursday late afternoon so that will be 21 pints wench and no spillage. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 15, 2007, 19:28:43
Har - I will be in my shed.  ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: manicscousers on May 15, 2007, 19:39:40
I've heard about the goings on at meyrick park :P, say no more :-[, forgot to mention we go to Poole dogs on Saturday night and we've sponsored some races for the past three years, a group of us dressed in women's swimming costumes ;) l

pictures ?  ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: grotbag on May 15, 2007, 19:53:00
hope your passport is in order,we dont just let anyone come down here ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 15, 2007, 21:10:03
They don't seemed to have stopped me the previous 7 years Grotbag and yes Scousers there are photos and if I ever learn to put them on the computer you may well see them, I wore an all in one pink number ;), and Ems we will find your shed. 2days to go.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 16, 2007, 18:12:50
24 hours to go lock up your daughters and pets. :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 16, 2007, 21:18:40
Not long now and Sarah's quiet.  :-X   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 16, 2007, 22:16:14
She is isn't she? I wonder why?!  :P
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: sarah on May 16, 2007, 22:38:57
shhh, i'm hiding int shed.  ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 18, 2007, 11:00:51
 :o :o :o :o
Crime rates in Bournemouth soar! Strange men found found roaming the town in swimming costumes! Don't know what's going on. Was such a nice peaceful town, then sudddenly on Thursday night...it just went mad. ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 21, 2007, 09:51:52
Well I'm back all in one piece, no sigh of any lottieteers I think they were keeping out of our way well you wasn't in the brasshouse, the shamrock, bumbles or Poole dogs.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: sarah on May 21, 2007, 11:03:25
how do you know we wern't? ;D

Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 21, 2007, 13:06:07
Good point, was it you two that streaked down the dog track. :o :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 21, 2007, 15:58:29
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 21, 2007, 16:57:24
No lie Ems three streakers ran around the track, well one kept his pants on so he was only semi nude.  :-[ :P :-* :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: manicscousers on May 21, 2007, 17:49:31
none of your lot ?  ;D ;D ;D
my son in law and his mates did that, around haydock race course..I don't know what it is about lads they just like being nekked  ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 21, 2007, 22:09:19
Brill. Last summer this guy walked up the high street starkers, we watched out of my friends window, it was hilarious, traffic backed up, he ran for it in the end!
Well Kev, sorry to say but i think it was you lot and you're just covering yourself in case we see it in the local rag!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 22, 2007, 17:25:12
We was going to streak :-[ at the end, but we sponsored the last race and our friend was presenting the trophy dressed as George doors well when I say dressed, he just had a tablecloth wrapped around him like a nappy and had a miniature set of drums, so we didn't want to mess it up for him, but we have a few things up our sleeves for next year ;), only 51 weeks to go.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 23, 2007, 14:38:50
Yes and next year on the Matt Lucas theme you should dress up as Daffyd.
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: sarah on May 23, 2007, 14:44:09
hahaha. i'd come out of the shed ot see that. ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 24, 2007, 20:29:20
Saturday afternoon there was a bloke dressed as Daffid on the corner of the  road that leads right to the Shamrock, I think its one of them new happy bars. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 25, 2007, 10:40:03
Tell you what Kev, you should be here today - it's gorgeous. Have to make the most before the Bank Holiday curses it all.  ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 25, 2007, 21:15:07
The weather treated us alright when we were there and its been boiling since we got home.  8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: emmy1978 on May 25, 2007, 21:34:30
Yep, and now it's going to pee it down all weekend apparently. Half of me is saying, nooooooo, the lottie half says Yay!  ::)
Title: Re: Off to Bournemouth Thursday
Post by: cornykev on May 26, 2007, 18:59:29
I've been to paintball today with my workies, a very dull and unwarm day perfect for paintballing,  lots of bruises :'( to show for all the fun :D we had, raining now good job because I was going to water the lottie tonight. ;D ;D ;D
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