Allotments 4 All

General => Top Tips => Topic started by: Lauren S on May 09, 2007, 16:37:54

Title: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Lauren S on May 09, 2007, 16:37:54

Hello all from a newbie.

To stop cats *Depositing* unwanted parcels in your garden; This is what I do. Buy some wooden kebab sticks (from cheapie store) and *PLANT* them Point Upwards, spaced at about 1ft intervals. That way, if they do squat down, they get a sharp pain in the ar*e  ;D

(Sorry, don't know how to add a pic for you to see what I have done  :'()
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Amazin on May 09, 2007, 18:36:52
Hawthorn clippings strewn artistically over my newly planted seedbeds also work - well they do for my two. Though it wouldn't surprise me if I caught them using the rake one day...
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: greyhound on May 09, 2007, 22:02:55
No cats dare enter my garden.   ;D

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/gracefly/ge038.jpg)
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: louise stella on May 13, 2007, 16:18:59
Argghhhh 

Bl**dy pests - one that uses my front garden obviously has a bad case of the runs at the moment!  I am going to try watering the area with Jeyes fluid tomorrow (too much rain atm! )  to see if that deters the d**n things. 

Sorry if I sound harsh - but I have neighbours whio have gardens like middens and the cats choose my carefully tended plot to foul!  It makes me angry!

Think i'll try the pointy sticks thing as well! 

Louise
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: delaney on May 13, 2007, 22:32:55
think i'll plant razor blades that should keep them off
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: quizzical1 on May 14, 2007, 00:17:27
Mini landmines that emit a foul stench all over the said feline would put them off..........Anyone know where I can get some?

Four times the blighters have dug and deposited in my raised beds at home. One with (now scattered everywhere) carrots, and the other with strawberries.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Lauren S on May 14, 2007, 01:22:08
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa42/ElleEss_photos/RaisedBed.jpg)

This is my last try :)
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: SueSteve on May 14, 2007, 07:45:45
We have covered the entire raised bed with netting, secured it down with slabs, pegs and compost bags. The problem now is that the spuds have grown so tall that we need to loosen the netting, but its not big enough! Will have to buy more, or come up with another plan!
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: theothermarg on May 14, 2007, 17:19:43
in my case my cat was a pain in the ankle( tripped over the thing and broke it (ankle not cat) but i still love him to bits so would hate him to have a sore bum doing what comes naturally. cats dislike water and being sprayed with it puts them off with only their dignity hurt. after all they think you have prepared that lovely diggable earth for them they do,nt understand growing things
putting my tin helmet on all ready to be shot down in flames
marg
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: quizzical1 on May 14, 2007, 20:49:28
I wouldn't mind if they were MY cats, but they are a whole bunch of neighbourhood cats AND ferrals that my next door but one neighbour keeps feeding. She doesn't have any cats herself, and her hubby shoos them away when he's there, as he is a gardener too. Why do they have to chose my raised beds to excrete there foul mess in?
It's bad enough with the local squirrels digging everywhere looking for their stored food. (after we've already dug it all over)( and the bl**dy pigeons, which she also feeds)
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: delaney on May 14, 2007, 23:44:52
cat owners are irresponsible beings can't control their pets dog owners have to keep control of their pet and clean up after them. If i was to do something in their garden see how the would soon kick up a stink
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Si D on May 26, 2007, 20:43:45
My (wife's) cat destroyed £30 worth of plants last year, so this year when it came to replanting I covered the area with surface level chicken wire and let the plants grow through the holes. No probs with the cat at all: she can't bury her doings so doesn't bother doing the doings in the first place.  Of course this method only works if you don't intend moving any of the plants.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: telboy on May 26, 2007, 22:16:45
Si d,
So where's your cat crapping now?
I've tried all deterrents/bramble/orange peel/untrasonic devices/other methods.
You can't win.
A cat will crap, full stop.
Unless we have the ability to shoot the bas***s - we lose!
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: asbean on May 26, 2007, 22:29:01
Try tiger droppings from the local zoo (if you have one or a safari park nearby). That should stop them in their tracks.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Si D on May 27, 2007, 16:46:39
Quote
Si d,
So where's your cat crapping now?

She now chooses one of two options: either in the litter tray or in the small square of dug earth I left round the back of the rubbish heap especially for that purpose.  She is a cat that prefers tro bury her business and thus either of these options are much preferable to trying to dig through chicken wire.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: gruesome on June 03, 2007, 19:31:47
held beneath my pond water for 30 seconds cured 2 cats i managed to catch they aint been back!
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: greenscrump on June 03, 2007, 19:34:27
w*****
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: gruesome on June 03, 2007, 20:39:28
ok, 30 secs is a bit of an exaggeration a quick dip only scares them :o Can't be as bad as a garden full of sharp sticks???
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: gordonsveg on June 06, 2007, 20:46:34
I dont mind my cats using a bit of the garden as they usualy bury it.
  ITS THE NEWSPAPER THEY WERE READING AND LEAVE UP THERE THAT GETS TO ME.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Tiercel on June 13, 2007, 15:31:43
Found this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SCARECROW-CAT-HERON-DETERRENT-PROTECT-KOI-FISH-POND_W0QQitemZ320126520559QQihZ011QQcategoryZ50365QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) on eBay looks alright. Pretty hefty price tag though!
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: telboy on June 20, 2007, 22:17:36
Comes from 'CROOK' I see.
Had a magazine today - same thing £15-£16.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: debster on June 29, 2007, 15:49:32
every morning i go out and scout the garden for cat poo and it really does my swede i get more on my grass then on my plants they manage to poo between the plants then dig them up when burying it. i picked up 4 lots directly off the grass the other morning and it was gross  :o
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: wilko on July 01, 2007, 19:32:52
 >:( your lucky    .............our neighbours cat has diarrhoea         >:(
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: KevB on July 04, 2007, 08:58:09
this works every time!!

[IMG]http://


takes 4 seconds to load! (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catcarrier4zzaj9.png)
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: David R on July 04, 2007, 12:03:02
my father used to cut wire coat hangers into 10" lenths and stuck them in the ground. trouble is they looked awful and the cats still shat on the grass so he ended up manning a hose pipe for extended periods in the hope of catching the d**n creatures to squirt them. He also tried buckets of hot water, mothballs, shouting etc etc, in the end they won and he emigrated to spain!
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: cornykev on July 04, 2007, 16:48:40
Like it Kev.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: greenscrump on July 04, 2007, 20:16:03
Good job we have someone to clear up our crap hey !  Too many years ago I went to Stonehenge for the solstice festival and littered around were piles of human crap covered in brightly coloured bog roll, nice!
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: Arumlily on July 06, 2007, 09:22:48
Keep cat's away. Sprinkle or spray vinegar on areas you don't want the cat walking, sleeping or scratching on.
Title: Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
Post by: KevB on July 15, 2007, 13:21:26
http://50plusstuff.com/How%20To%20Clean%20Your%20Toilet.htm
REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've got to look at this solution, well  not so much a solution BUT it keeps the cats clean!
SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal