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Title: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Georgie on September 06, 2006, 20:17:59
...what ever that is!   ;)  Seriously though, thanks for the change Dan, much better than the old system.  ;D

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Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Palustris on September 06, 2006, 20:29:40
It just means you are a square Georgie! And so am I!
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: triffid on September 06, 2006, 20:36:35
Wonderful example of our chaotic national attitude towards measurements -- imperial acres and metric hectares   ;) ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Admin aka Dan on September 06, 2006, 20:44:40
Thought it was about time for a change, took me weeks to think up a scheme representing more (that makes no sense, but I've had a glass of wine so I'm excused!)

Cheers

Dan
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: triffid on September 06, 2006, 20:46:26
Love it, Dan  ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: MrsKP on September 06, 2006, 20:55:19
i actually liked being a God.  it doesn't happen every day lmao
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: saddad on September 06, 2006, 21:20:55
How long before I become a Hide or a Carrucate?
 ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Heldi on September 06, 2006, 21:29:30
yes but who is the house?
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: MikeB on September 06, 2006, 21:32:47
I want to be a field or even a meadow.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Hyacinth on September 06, 2006, 21:47:08
I think I'd like to be a path ::)
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: mc55 on September 06, 2006, 22:06:02
I want to be a tomato   :P
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Georgie on September 06, 2006, 22:09:06
I can only assume that Dan has had more than one glass of wine otherwise he'd have ditched all these mad, off-topic posts!  ;)  ;D  :P

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Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Heldi on September 06, 2006, 22:15:47
ahem....Hectares House   anyone?  Yes? 
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Jill on September 06, 2006, 22:20:37
doo bi doo bi doo diddly da bi da..... sorry, just singing the theme tune.  Hectare/God - give me hectare any time!
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Admin aka Dan on September 06, 2006, 22:36:44
Hic
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: MrsKP on September 06, 2006, 22:37:28
You're just a silly old drunk Hectacre.

 ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Hyacinth on September 06, 2006, 22:50:27
You're just a silly old drunk Hectacre.

 ;D

oooo, bet Dan'll have a headacre termorrer.....spect we'll have to tiptoe round the site ::)
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Squashfan on September 08, 2006, 16:11:31
Good thing we changed, I had no idea what a YaBB God was.  ??? Or if I ever wanted to be one...
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: moonbells on September 10, 2006, 22:00:24
Um, isn't a half-acre larger than a hectare???

moonbells
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on September 10, 2006, 22:57:12
A hectare is 10 000 square metres, equal to 2.471 acres.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Admin aka Dan on September 10, 2006, 23:04:16
A hectare is 10 000 square metres, equal to 2.471 acres.

Phew!
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Roy Bham UK on September 10, 2006, 23:33:06
 :o Enough to make your eyes water :o
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Curryandchips on September 10, 2006, 23:52:15
It is nice to see recognition of both imperial and metric systems ... well I think so anyway.  :D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Spruance on September 11, 2006, 10:09:38
It is nice to see recognition of both imperial and metric systems ... well I think so anyway.  :D

Hi Curry,

Yes, I suppose metric has to get a look in somewhere, but by rights, all you top-rankers should be square miles! ;)

Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: moonbells on September 11, 2006, 13:52:43
A hectare is 10 000 square metres, equal to 2.471 acres.

Thanks!
That's weird. I read something the other day that had them the other way round, and I very carefully read it thinking about the new designations here.

They obviously got it wrong - now all I have to do is remember which site it was so I can email them!!!

moonbells
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: redimp on September 11, 2006, 22:43:35
You could give 'em a righ good hectaring mb ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: cambourne7 on September 13, 2006, 23:58:24
I have a plot approx 38ft by 98ft whats that then?
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on September 14, 2006, 12:06:44
3 724 square feet, which roughly equates to a lot of digging. To be precise, 0.085 acre, or 13.68 perch.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Heldi on September 14, 2006, 13:12:15
my head hurts
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Curryandchips on September 14, 2006, 13:15:32
Now isn't that a coincidence ...  :D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Yellow Petals on September 14, 2006, 18:12:26
my head hurts
LOLOL (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/21.gif)
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: cambourne7 on September 14, 2006, 23:19:47
3 724 square feet, which roughly equates to a lot of digging. To be precise, 0.085 acre, or 13.68 perch.

OK so how do i add that to my profile?
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: ACE on September 22, 2006, 19:57:51
I think I'd like to be a path ::)

I need a path through my long grass, pehaps you would like to come and lie down in it ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: nippie on September 22, 2006, 20:08:12
Funny I just noticed I'm a quarter acre and I started that old Wurzle song .. "Combined Harvester" when I remember that actually says 40 acres, oh well I got a long way to go yet  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Georgie on September 22, 2006, 21:04:15
..which for some reason put me in mind of that old corny song, Lucille, and the commonly misheard second line of the chorus:

' You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille'

'With four hundred children and a crop in the field.'

 ;D

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Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Kepouros on September 22, 2006, 21:52:48
But why do the poor hectares have to be defined on the basis of measurements which Napoleon and his scientists (being French) got wrong in the first place.  The metre was supposed to be 1/10^7 of the distance from the North Pole to the Equator going via Paris.  As neither old Boney nor any of his scientists had ever been to the north Pole or had any but the vaguest idea where it was the whole thing was a b-lls up anyway and the metre is NOT 1/10^7 of the distance from the North Pole to the Equator via Paris

But that`s what the Eu insists we must do - base all our future measurements on a french b-lls up.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on September 22, 2006, 22:37:21
That's because Boney conquered Europe.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Kepouros on September 23, 2006, 16:27:00
And who conquered Boney!
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on September 23, 2006, 18:02:19
He forgot that Russia is more than just the European bit!
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Kepouros on September 23, 2006, 20:46:42
Didn`t hear of any Russians (European or otherwise) at Waterloo. But then they didn`t fight him anyway - just set the place on fire, ran away and hid until he ran out of supplies and went home again.  No Stalingrad in those days.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on September 23, 2006, 23:49:05
But Waterloo wouldn't have happened if Napoleon hadn't squandered the best part of his army in Russia. His great mistake was to get embroiled in major wars at both ends of his empire at once. Even with his armies badly weakened, he almost pulled it off.
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Marymary on September 24, 2006, 21:14:39
I'm on 99 posts & want to see what happens when I get to 100.!!!!!!!
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Marymary on September 24, 2006, 21:16:48
Ooooooooooooooh another star & a half an acre.  How many to the next promotion?  Like working at McDonald's - maybe not. ::)
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: bennettsleg on September 25, 2006, 13:01:29
Can I be a size 12 please?
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Ceratonia on September 27, 2006, 11:53:21
But why do the poor hectares have to be defined on the basis of measurements which Napoleon and his scientists (being French) got wrong in the first place. 

To be fair, they got it amazingly accurate by the standards of the time - the distance from equator to pole was supposed to be 10 000km and it's actually 10 002km.

The good old anglo-saxon mile comes from the roman army's 'mille passum' (thousand steps) - it was supposed to be a thousand double-steps for the legionnaires. I think an acre was related to the area of land which a single ox could plough in a day?
Title: Re: So now I'm a hectare...
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on September 27, 2006, 13:33:35
That's right, and talking of early measurements, a guy called Eratosthenes measured the diameter of the Earth some time in the Second Century BC, and got to within about 1% of the true value. So much for the idea that the ancients thought the Earth was flat!
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