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Title: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 09:28:26
Well,I'm in trouble. My daughter and I were playing gluing and sticking,making pictures yesterday. I accidently cut out a picture of Daniel Craig in his swimming knickers and stuck it to the fridge.

 :D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: katynewbie on March 13, 2006, 09:33:06
;)

Is this the kind of trouble that can lead to divorce?!!!!
Cant blame you though...sometimes a woman's gotta do...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: loulou on March 13, 2006, 10:09:19
i do it to wind my oh up .your oh may just stick a pick up of a Lady's parts(upper body ) like mine did when i made a passing comment about a nice lad in a TV program he turns over now when that program is on just in case lol ;D ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 10:43:30
Haha Katy,  he can't divorce me because I haven't married him yet!  Besides he bought a new car instead of putting it towards the wedding. Humph!

Loulou I expect some kind of counter measures!  I'm not at all phased by a pic of a lady's upper body....I shall laugh in the face of such a retort...and Ben Browder will be next onto the fridge.  ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: katynewbie on March 13, 2006, 11:06:17
;D

P.S. Who is Poppy Sandbanks????????

 ???
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 11:13:27
Me!

That is my hobbit name. Very apt it is too because field poppies are my most favourite flowers,I live next to the sea and I have frogs in the garden! Pretty good eh!

www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: GREENWIZARD on March 13, 2006, 11:48:18
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Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 14:04:51
Ooh a right pair of poppies we are. We'll make the place look bright.  :D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: robkb on March 13, 2006, 14:26:16
I accidently cut out a picture of Daniel Craig in his swimming knickers and stuck it to the fridge.
 :D

How can you 'accidentally' cut out a picture of a bloke in his skimpies and 'accidentally' stick it to the fridge?!  ??? I reckon this was a lot more deliberate than you're letting on...  ;) Mind you, when my kids are watching Kylie's Showgirl concert on telly, I usually end up 'accidentally' watching! :o

Cheers,
Rob ;)
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: MollyBloom on March 13, 2006, 14:29:30
Oh, everyone knows we women are more accident prone than men. I seem to have a lot of accidents around the cake counter - they just keep falling into my basket. But what can we do? Everyone has her cross to bear.  :'(
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 14:41:45
(Aw shucks I thought I'd got away with it!)

Actually...erm... I was cutting out a thing beside that pic of Daniel and I slipped on a nana skin ,the scissors went through the page,I landed in the glue with the page attached to my hand , I used the fridge to steady myself,put out my hand and lo and behold Daniel was stuck to the fridge...sheer accident.  Honest Guv.
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 14:42:31
Yes molly, cakes are annoying like that aren't they!
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: GREENWIZARD on March 13, 2006, 14:44:01
Oh, everyone knows we women are more accident prone than men. I seem to have a lot of accidents around the cake counter - they just keep falling into my basket. But what can we do? Everyone has her cross to bear.  :'(
i thought i was just being greedy......... now i know i'm accident prone  ;) ;D thanks MB ;D
love your name MB &(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/GREENWIZARD/22n.gif) to a4a ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Hyacinth on March 13, 2006, 14:48:44
(Aw shucks I thought I'd got away with it!)

Actually...erm... I was cutting out a thing beside that pic of Daniel and I slipped on a nana skin ,the scissors went through the page,I landed in the glue with the page attached to my hand , I used the fridge to steady myself,put out my hand and lo and behold Daniel was stuck to the fridge...sheer accident.  Honest Guv.

YEP...can quite understand that scenario  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: GREENWIZARD on March 13, 2006, 14:53:24
could hapen to anyone H ;) ;)
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 22:31:00
You ladies are so understanding  ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: grawrc on March 13, 2006, 22:37:12
Heldi who's Daniel Craig?  :-[ :-[ :-[ :P
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: lorna on March 13, 2006, 22:46:41
It's OK for you youngsters. On my fridge I have a picture done by Grandson Joshua (11) he made a slot in the picture made a separate picture of a face which you can slide up and down, it looks AMAZINGLY like Josh's late Grandad.
I daren't put any of my pin ups on there.. may result in the need of a pacemaker being fitted ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 22:47:12
He's an actor. He is the new James Bond...a may have a little piccy of him somewhere on this pc  ::) ...hold on I'll have a look.
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 22:48:20
Aw Lorna that is lovely. But ...who are your pin ups if you dared to put them up?
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 13, 2006, 22:52:13
Here he is...done up for a part in a film. I first "noticed" him in "Our Friends up North" on the tv a few years back.  Oooh I do like a rugged blond hehehe. Steve McQueen in his 30's is my idea of perfection. Calm yerself lassie!
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: lorna on March 13, 2006, 23:04:01
Oh says she I have got palputations just thinking. Steve McQueen definately AND Christopher Plummer (Sound of Music) AND, AND, AND. No I just can't stand the excitement ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: MrsKP on March 13, 2006, 23:09:39
quick, salts at the ready.

 ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: lorna on March 13, 2006, 23:26:09
;D ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: grawrc on March 14, 2006, 18:30:07
Not half bad Heldi  ;) Steve McQueen was my pinup too. ;)
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 14, 2006, 22:34:47
He's alright isn't he. Will start to watch James Bond now.
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: scotch-mist on March 14, 2006, 23:37:26
Have to say Daniel Craig is yummy :)

I am a fan of Sean Connery (any age ;D ;D)  He never seems to lose it. 

and Mel Gibson ;D (Both like fine wines , don't get older ,just better) ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: MrsKP on March 14, 2006, 23:46:47
my current pin-up (for the whole year as he's on my calender) is Freddie Flintoff.

i'm not much into movies, but there's a fair few sportsman out there who could bowl me over  :P
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: scotch-mist on March 15, 2006, 00:40:33
I agree,
           I was partial to Veaga Twigamala (ex-All Blacks player) think I've spelled the name wrong, opps

He could tackle me anytime ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: MrsKP on March 15, 2006, 07:36:51
the public demands a pic (having googled and not been able to find him despite trawling briefly though the all blacks site)  :P
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: flowerofshona on March 15, 2006, 07:59:33
Accidents do happen  ;D
If i had to have an 'accident' it would be with Patrick Swayze droooooooool
(ok someone passs me a tissue)  ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 15, 2006, 09:20:49
Hey I've had a narrow escape.  I absent mindedly put the memory stick from the digi camera into the wrong hole in the photo printer. ::) It completely disappeared. I did it last night but I didn't say anything to OH . I was thinking it must be divine retribution or something for putting that picture on the fridge. I was sure I was heading for a stack of micky taking...especially if the photo printer had to go to pc world or something  :-[  . I got the printer down this morning gave it a good shake,as you do in an emergency. I searched inside with my "Most Haunted" torch and and there it was! Sat next to the printing ribbon. Way hey!
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: bupster on March 15, 2006, 10:19:29
Responding to an earlier post: I'm Rosie-Posie Bulge of Hobbiton. Not impressed :)
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 15, 2006, 12:04:59
I like the Rosie Posie but I'd bury the rest if I were you.   Do your elven name instead !
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Petra on March 15, 2006, 12:07:19
Hmm Im Flora Bulge of Hobbiton......not tooo impressed but OH id Mungo Bulge ha ha  ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 15, 2006, 12:11:24
Mungo Bulge lol!  Brilliant!

I've done my OH ...Orangeblossom Bulge of Great Smials. The bulge is fitting for him but Orangeblossom ??? No way!


Ooooh I mean his tummy !


Oops I put him in the female bit  he is actually Popo Bulge (lol) when he's not cross dressing!
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: flowerofshona on March 15, 2006, 13:39:49
Ok ok stoppppp im all out of tenna ladys  ;D    ;D    ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 15, 2006, 17:05:23
Crime scene
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: grawrc on March 15, 2006, 18:24:11
Mmm.. think I like him better with his clothes on!  ;)
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: MrsKP on March 15, 2006, 18:37:15
Dimple Bramble of Willowbottom

quite apt really  ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Juliet on March 15, 2006, 18:42:43
Apparently I'm Poppy Deepdelver of Brockenborings.

Poppies are my favourite flowers but not sure about the rest  :-\
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: scotch-mist on March 15, 2006, 22:55:32
Mrs KP,
          Found him! 
          googled Ex-All Blacks players and remembered the correct spelling
(Va'aiga Tuigamala) but don't know how to get his picture on to my computer :'(
   the picture doesn't do him justice anyway (he really needs to be in shorts) ;D ;D

Won't rest now until I get one (Picture I mean) ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Amazin on March 15, 2006, 23:16:51
Greetings from Sweetpea Danderfluff of Willowbottom

 ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: MrsKP on March 16, 2006, 08:10:59
Mrs KP,
          Found him! 
          googled Ex-All Blacks players and remembered the correct spelling
(Va'aiga Tuigamala) but don't know how to get his picture on to my computer :'(
   the picture doesn't do him justice anyway (he really needs to be in shorts) ;D ;D

Won't rest now until I get one (Picture I mean) ;D



you could crack nuts with those thighs  :o

(http://www.prosportphotos.co.nz/preview/732488.jpg)


 ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 16, 2006, 09:53:25
Very nice MrsKP...or should that be Dimple? Aw sounds cute heehee.

Juliet I like Poppy but "deepdelver"  hmmm not sure about that!

Amazin.  Sweetpea Danderfluff is a great name.  Love it!


Revenge has been taken...with a deadly biro. Handlebar moustache,big specs,hat and an anchor drawn on his arm.  I still have the bigger picture and I have Ben Browder if things get nasty!

See below
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: scotch-mist on March 16, 2006, 22:19:22
Mrs KP, what can I say?

I like a man with a bit of meat on his bones (OH is 6ft tall and 15stone) ;D

Heldi, Ben Browder , WOW  ;D (forgot about him,don't know how????) ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 17, 2006, 10:33:42
I never forget about him...I have him on my desktop. OH thinks I'm sad, heh heh heh!
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: scotch-mist on March 19, 2006, 00:31:40
Heldi,
       I'll need to learn how to copy pictures onto my puter so I can be THAT sad too ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: grawrc on March 19, 2006, 02:08:21
OK Heldi I probably need to be very ashamed .... but ... Ben Browder??????
Title: Re: trouble.
Post by: Heldi on March 19, 2006, 19:03:50
Scotchy I right click on a pic and the list comes up so I press save and stick in my pictures!  I know I'm sad but it pleases me heehee!

Ben Browder plays the part of John Crichten in a series called Farscape. A sci fi thing which has been binned now. It was great but since the beeb put it on at a time when most folks were at work or having their tea it didn't hit it off in UK.It has been repeated on beeb 3 but the day/time changed from week to week  >:( It has cult status and there are loads of websites dedicated to it.  I just go and pinch the pictures of Ben, couldn't be doing with actually talking about it!  I'm not THAT sad ...yet  ;)
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