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Title: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on December 27, 2005, 20:08:54

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Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 27, 2005, 22:33:49

You're a dead-ringer for Spike Milligan, telboy! You must be out there on the farm near Woy Woy Australia... (http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/varie/566.gif)

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Aeeeek on December 28, 2005, 19:52:33

errrrm ..Lanzarote? is there a prize?  :D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Jesse on December 28, 2005, 20:35:18

That's definitely not the UK :) I'd guess the southern hemisphere, probably Australia.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 28, 2005, 21:32:52

My guess is it's somewhere in the south-west of the USA. California or Nevada or Arizona or New Mexico...

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on December 29, 2005, 13:45:26

I tried to cheat.. looked up your details but no location listed.(serves me right) BUT
 
BRING ME SUNSHINE    (please)

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on December 29, 2005, 21:31:51

All wrong.
But is was nicely warm, & I'd supped a bottle of red - which I wouldn't recommend. That wasn't their fault - a clue?

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Paulines7 on December 29, 2005, 23:08:23

South Africa?

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Looby Loo on December 29, 2005, 23:10:16

I dunno mate, but if you keep buggering off for a cuppa someone's going to nick your rotorvator if you ain't careful ;)

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Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 29, 2005, 23:23:44

All that pampas, I would say New Zealand?

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on December 29, 2005, 23:35:51

Looby Loo  I like that.. very clever.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 30, 2005, 01:38:17

Oh, this is really horrible. This is so tragic. I think this last photo is proof-positive that Telboy has very unfortunately been abducted by aliens. I don't think we'll ever hear from him again.

I think the spacecraft must have been cruising along in this remote wilderness area when they happened to spot Telboy drunk and disorderly on a flagon of cheap plonk and thought they'd Do the Right Thing and remove him as all part of the environmental litter campaign.

Poor telboy... I've heard it rumoured that those aliens are in the habit of performing some very personal medical experiments on people. Ouch!

So the moral of the story may be that if you happen to get drunk as a skunk out there in the wilderness for God's sake whatever you do don't be seen by passing aliens to be trying to get amorous and romantic with a rotorvator...         

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 30, 2005, 01:50:30

I've just had an inspiration... those bull-rushes in the background. Are we looking at a scene somewhere close to the Nile in that ancient Land of the Pharoahs which we today call Egypt? 

Guess we'll never know. Now that Telboy's been whisked away to be a lab-rat for some little green men from the planet zog I don't expect we'll ever hear from him again.

What a shame what a shame...

 ;D 

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on December 30, 2005, 08:42:16

Gloworm. A fine inspiration.. Thats what we need on here more of humorous people!!! ;D ;Dr

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: growmore on December 30, 2005, 11:18:35

How's about Cyprus?..

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Carol on December 30, 2005, 14:00:29

A South American country,  Argentina? 

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 30, 2005, 20:33:20

Quote from: lorna on December 30, 2005, 08:42:16

Gloworm. A fine inspiration.. Thats what we need on here more of humorous people!!! ;D ;Dr

"humorous people"... ? I'm most offended! I wasn't joking at all! I genuinely believe  Telboy is now the unwilling guest of Space Visitors who are right now even as we speak performing ghastly experiments on him to see if he can be cloned for their export market in pet-meat with other planets.   

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on December 30, 2005, 21:21:57

Glowworm. Nah!! Sorry mate you are wrong. Telboy just popped in here for a cuppa. Must admit he was shouting "Beam me up" as he left, so maybe!! ;D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 31, 2005, 10:38:14

Now now lorna you're pulling my leg!  :D "a cuppa" be damned. You probably both shared more than a nip of brandy from the flask you keep hidden behind the cushions on the sofa...  ;D

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Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on December 31, 2005, 16:04:40

Jees, it's dark in 'ere!

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on December 31, 2005, 16:20:59

Glowworm Wrong again.. I never hide the brandy cos my kids are teetotal (follow after their Dad) Well John never drinks and the girls LIKE ME have a drink now and again. BUT I have put a bottle in my handbag in case the host at tonight's party hasn't got any.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on December 31, 2005, 22:28:35

It's telboy!! My God! Where are you man... ?!  :o Don't tell me lorna's got you chained up to the wall down there in her darkened basement so you can be her sex-slave has she... ? Don't tell me she's got you all decked-out in leather-gear and forces you to go "Woof-woof" as she leads you around the basement on all-fours with an ostrich feather sticking out your arse... ????

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Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 01, 2006, 01:21:32

Glowworm Funny you should say that. Have just returned from a party (an old friend who knew my late husband) Charlie has been gone for three years , anyhow Chris lent towards me tonight and said "Have you thought of marrying again?" I said " Why are you offering?" He then ran out of the building, I wonder why? Mind you he would be my toy boy he is only 66 ;D ;D Happy New Year.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 01, 2006, 02:26:06

I'm sorry to hear about your dearly departed, Lorna. I have a widowed neighbour who lives on her own and who I think is a bit lost and lonely and feeling very redundant in a somewhat cold and empty world.

I too live alone. My brother who was my life-long best friend died last year of cancer and I've felt totally devastated by his not being here anymore. Even after over a year now every second night I'm haunted by dreams in which he and I are together and visiting places where we had been over the years. He was my soul-mate and I don't really care at all if I should depart this mortal coil a little earlier than was previously scheduled for me by the gods.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 01, 2006, 02:47:23

Lorna...

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"... anyhow Chris lent towards me tonight and said "Have you thought of marrying again?" I said " Why are you offering?" He then ran out of the building, I wonder why? Mind you he would be my toy boy he is only 66 Grin Grin Happy New Year.

Oh, you brazen hussy you!!  ;D  I've just been reading all about you Bingo Hall sex-fiends in your 70's... ! You've got no shame at all... sex! sex! sex! is all you lot think about...  ;D

Chris was thinking of companionship - but when he saw that lustful twinkle in your eye he knew he'd better start running NOW if he wasn't going to let you make a sex-toy out of him for the rest of his retirement...

 ;D
   

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 01, 2006, 09:48:04

Telboy. Happy New Year, come on tis  2006 ,we give in. Where was the photo taken?

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 01, 2006, 10:40:13

Yes, telboy - don't keep us in suspenders any longer, tell us where that photo was taken. I say it was taken not far from the pyramids... somewhere along the Nile.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 01, 2006, 11:26:06

Glowworm. I know I am off subject but hope peeps will tolerate. Sex is the last thing on my mind, but my God I do admire this friend of ours..He is from a gypsy background, he cannot read or write, he also has a speech impediment. His wife left him years ago and he has brought up three children. However he ran a one band haulage business successfully, and in the last few years fed up with roaming the countryside he set up a  "skip" business, How he ever found his way round the countryside I don't know..He pays all his taxes and Vat (I know cos I do the accounts) his son has started taking over this year..He has a very large bungalow with land and buildings which he rents out. One of the buildings has been turned in to a playroom,disco,full bar installed with perspex areas round the top of the bar with his Grandchildren names.My son did all the signage for him.. So when I hear or see people moaning about little things I think what this friend has achieved..Sorry to go on but I so admire him.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: ken (69) on January 02, 2006, 15:17:25

That be Norfolk, Tellboy, and that there wine, it come from Tesco.
 (p.s. Lorna...Chris has proposed??)

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 02, 2006, 15:52:41

Ken69 I wish Telboy would hurry up and tell us where it is.

Re Chris. As I said he did a runner!! However he did return to greet the New Year with all of us..

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on January 02, 2006, 15:57:11

I suppose I ought to say where, but - nah!

I'll listen in to more of Lorna & Glowworm!

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 02, 2006, 16:11:17

telboy. No more, in all seriousness I am really trying to observe Dans request regarding going off topic., so maybe this is the place to start. Please where are you!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Paulines7 on January 02, 2006, 18:21:06

Telboy, you were warned that if you went off and left your rotorvator that it would be nicked.    ???

Come on, where are you then?  I really am beginning to think you have been abducted by aliens!  On the other hand, Lorna did get 5 bottles of brandy for Christmas and she might just be hiding you away somewhere!! ;) ;)

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 02, 2006, 18:49:08

Pauline7.. They were birthday presents, but one less now as I took one with me New Years Eve (no Pauline I DIDN't DRINK IT ALL) Just put it behind the FREE bar. Hope you are OK. Please find Telboy, tis driving me mad.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Paulines7 on January 02, 2006, 19:54:41

Lorna, I think telboy was in Marbella in Spain when the photo was taken.  8)  8)   
Spies have said that the rotivator has been seen in Jennym's garden.  :o

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 02, 2006, 20:58:33

Pauline. Hasn't one of  A4A members got a oh who is a policeman? Wonder if we could be helped out with some detective work? ;D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Paulines7 on January 02, 2006, 23:25:41

Lorna, I believe there is a policeman on A4A but I did my own detective work and I truly believe he is in Marbella, Spain.  Now here is a clue Lorna, didn't he make an offer in September?

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glyn on January 02, 2006, 23:27:14

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Jees, it's dark in 'ere!

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 03, 2006, 22:54:48

Maybe Pauline has telboy in her basement... ?  (http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/birichini/146.gif)

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Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Paulines7 on January 03, 2006, 22:59:17

I haven't got a basement  ;D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 03, 2006, 23:37:22

Glowworm. Would really appreciate it if you would delete reply 39. I am the first to have a laugh but I consider that post is a bit over the top. Call me a misery if you like. Apologies to other members.  Lorna.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 23:47:11

Right behind you Lorna....it went over the top by a long way...

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 03, 2006, 23:58:33

Many apologies, Lorna. I worked with rough company for a full 40-years in the factories and it sometimes blurs my judgement. My fault - my apologies.

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Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: lorna on January 04, 2006, 08:37:40

Glowworm. Apologies accepted. I think Pauline might be right about Telboy. Come on Telboy own up.

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on January 05, 2006, 16:28:26

O.K. Now you've made up!!

Glowworm cracked it about six weeks ago.
'Tis Isis Island in the middle of the Nile at Aswan.

I was on this allotment see, and this bloke----------------

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on January 05, 2006, 16:33:25

And the wine IS cr*p. The best one is 'Obilisk'.
It tastes like you've just swallowed one!

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Jesse on January 05, 2006, 17:25:24

And here I was thinking of all the countries that produce excellent wines, I though SA but the vegetation just didn't match.  :D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 06, 2006, 03:59:33

Those bull-rushes is where King Herod's men looked to kill the first-born of Egypt who were being hidden by their parents - but they spared the life of the baby Moses who was also being hidden in these very same bull-rushes.

Now we've got to guess where Jesseveve is. Judging by her exotic headgear I'd say she was just a few miles outside of Cochabamba in Bolivia, South America... ?

 8)

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Jesse on January 06, 2006, 10:17:44

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: Glowworm on January 06, 2006, 10:50:57

Meanwhile, back at the ranch -- I say that's the headgear of the natives of the Peruvian Andes... ??? (http://www.ethnix.com/Wearable/CATEGORY/Hats/0chullo.jpg)

Title: Re: Having Fun. Where?
Post by: telboy on January 06, 2006, 17:36:50

Nah! GW,

Jesseveve likes bantering with a bit of rough perhaps?